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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-15-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-15-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: The first game is dead level. I reckon Song will win this match easily.
 
   Jan-15-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026)
 
offramp: This tournament is going to be one of the best <EVER>. I suddenly had an idea that the World Champion, <Gukesh>, would win it. I think he is going to fully show his huge mettle. I think that he really has gird up his loins to show the Indians, and the whole world, that ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Giri vs Niemann, 2025
 
offramp: Giri said... <"Before the game I visualized a victory against Niemann. There's this technique.... I saw myself win. Then I went a bit too far and I started thinking about who would be in my team for the Candidates' - and that's when I realized I had gone too far."
 
   Jan-15-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: <𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗣 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 is taking place HERE from 14:00, 17th January 2026 to 1st February 2026. ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Dickson (replies)
 
offramp: Someone asked, "What the dickens??" The answer is "No."
 
   Jan-15-26 S Rosenthal vs Count Isouard, 1871
 
offramp: "Is You Is or Is You Ain't Isouard?"
 
   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
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Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

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Nov-18-18
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  offramp: Caption
https://mobile.twitter.com/nigelsho...
Nov-18-18
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  OhioChessFan: "Only one of them is hung like a horse."
Nov-18-18
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  Diademas: <OhioChessFan: "Only one of them is hung like a horse.">

Not sure Nigel Short implies what I think you do think it implies...

Nov-22-18
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  offramp: "Whatever You Say,
Say Nothing"
(1975)

I. I'm writing just after an encounter
With an English journalist in search of 'views
On the Irish thing'. I'm back in winter
Quarters where bad news is no longer news,
Where media-men and stringers sniff and point,
Where zoom lenses, recorders and coiled leads
Litter the hotels. The times are out of joint
But I incline as much to rosary beads

As to the jottings and analyses
Of politicians and newspapermen
Who've scribbled down the long campaign from gas And protest to gelignite and Sten,

Who proved upon their pulses 'escalate',
'Backlash' and 'crack down', 'the provisional wing', 'Polarization' and 'long-standing hate'.
Yet I live here, I live here too, I sing,

Expertly civil-tongued with civil neighbours
On the high wires of first wireless reports,
Sucking the fake taste, the stony flavours
Of those sanctioned, old, elaborate retorts:

'Oh, it's disgraceful, surely, I agree.'
'Where's it going to end?' 'It's getting worse.' 'They're murderers.' 'Internment, understandably ...' The 'voice of sanity' is getting hoarse.

III.
"Religion's never mentioned here", of course.
"You know them by their eyes," and hold your tongue. "One side's as bad as the other," never worse.
Christ, it's near time that some small leak was sprung

In the great dykes the Dutchman made
To dam the dangerous tide that followed Seamus.
Yet for all this art and sedentary trade
I am incapable. The famous

Northern reticence, the tight gag of place
And times: yes, yes. Of the "wee six" I sing
Where to be saved you only must save face
And whatever you say, you say nothing.

Smoke-signals are loud-mouthed compared with us: Manoeuvrings to find out name and school,
Subtle discrimination by addresses
With hardly an exception to the rule

That Norman, Ken and Sidney signalled Prod
And Seamus (call me Sean) was sure-fire Pape.
O land of password, handgrip, wink and nod,
Of open minds as open as a trap,

Where tongues lie coiled, as under flames lie wicks, Where half of us, as in a wooden horse
Were cabin'd and confined like wily Greeks,
Besieged within the siege, whispering morse.

IV.
This morning from a dewy motorway
I saw the new camp for the internees:
A bomb had left a crater of fresh clay
In the roadside, and over in the trees

Machine-gun posts defined a real stockade.
There was that white mist you get on a low ground And it was déjà-vu, some film made
Of Stalag 17, a bad dream with no sound.

Is there a life before death? That's chalked up
In Ballymurphy. Competence with pain,
Coherent miseries, a bite and sup,
We hug our little destiny again.

© Seamus Heaney

Nov-25-18
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  offramp: I had never heard of tagua nuts until a week ago. They are nicknamed vegetable ivory, and here s a chess set made from them:

https://www.lionchess.co.uk/Chess-P...

£120, and it's a bit small: 3" king.

Nov-26-18  DerDiemer: Goodluck for today <offramp>, 34-36 moves and your'e the Champ :-)
Nov-26-18
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  offramp: Thank you DerDiemer!

I hope it goes well for you, as well.

Nov-26-18  DerDiemer: Congrats <offramp> in becoming the 16th Chessgames Predictor Super GM (10+ Gold) :-) What a finish !!!
Nov-27-18
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  offramp: <DerDiemer: Congrats <offramp> in becoming the 16th Chessgames Predictor Super GM (10+ Gold) :-) What a finish !!!>

Aye. It was a close finish! Well done to you.

This contest really livens these events up: I have huge admiration for the people who run it: OCF and chessmoron. They do a great job.

Nov-28-18  Count Wedgemore: Hi there, <offramp>. 4 hours until an EPIC World Championship tie-breaker starts..oh, the excitement!

And congratulations with your stellar performance in the WCC Moves Prediction Contest. I take my hat off for you, sir!

Nov-28-18
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  offramp: A perfect end to a memorable match. Caruana showed that he was Carlsen's equal at classical chess, but we knew that from the Elo ratings anyway.

Carlsen is clearly a superman at rapid chess. 3-0 is astounding.

Who will win the next classical game that these two play? And how will Caruana recover? For some players losing a WC match is a career-shatterer. Anand was devastated for years by the 1995 match. Leko never recovered from the loss to Kramnik. Sokolov lost a Can Final to Karpov and disappeared off the face of the earth. I hope Caruana will take this in his stride.

Nov-28-18  Count Wedgemore: <For some players losing a WC match is a career-shatterer.>

It is quite striking how often this happens. Karjakin, too, has not performed particularly well since the 2016 match, compared to his results in the years preceding that match.

I wonder who will be the challenger in two years. Impossible to predict, of course, but it is fun to speculate. Caruana again? Or a Chinese player, Ding or Wei Yi, perhaps? Who knows, maybe Duda?

Nov-29-18
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  offramp: My field is the study of fossils from the Bonaparte Era.

I’m a Napœleontologist.

Nov-29-18
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  offramp: This will go down as one of the best ever short matches, roughly level with Lasker - Schlechter World Championship Match (1910).

There won't be many matches where there is only a 2 point Elo difference between the players.

There were no Pertroffs, no Berlins... There were Sicilians-a-go-go which can never be bad. There was also a very high move-average.

Both players missed wins in the first 12 games: that's chess. These guys are human.

IMO, Carlsen had the better of almost every classical game, and totally deserved to win.

In the end, if a disinterested observer was asked, "Who was the best chess player out of these two," there would only be one possible answer.

I am puzzled that Caruana speaks English with a European accent. I mean, he was born and brought up in Brooklyn so surely he should sound like the yank that he is.

Sadly, the 12 draws made chess look a bit stupid. Future matches should be:

<16 games, 40 moves in 100 minutes, then 15 minutes plus 5 seconds for the remaining moves>.

That's my opinion, Marty.

Nov-30-18
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  offramp: Carlsen - Caruana World Championship Match (2018) (kibitz #2906)
Dec-01-18
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  offramp: The Germans are a very efficient nation of people. If they had been on our side in the war it would've been over in half the time.
Dec-01-18  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: The Germans are a very efficient nation of people. If they had been on our side in the war it would've been over in half the time.>

The Falklands War? ;)

Dec-04-18
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  offramp: Yesterday, for the first time in my life, I watched Coronation Street on purpose. I have been watching and listening to some Lancastrian comedians, such as Jimmy Clitheroe, Hylda Baker, Madge Hindle and Frank Randle, and I have decided that I have neglected the Mancunian half of my psyche for too long.

Manchester is a beautiful city and I don't go there often enough.

Dec-04-18  thegoodanarchist: Seems to me that Sargon selects quite a number of his own puns for GOTD.
Dec-04-18
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  offramp: <thegoodanarchist> That is because our beloved leader is so all-wise and benevolent, showering us with pearls of his benevolent and wise humour.
*****
I saw an old post of mine today:
H Mestre Bellido vs T Bakre, 2012 (kibitz #5)

<offramp: ...In 1985 the Texas Street/Highways Interstate Tidying Service collected 286,994,034 items of "non-scheduled human-interfaced trash" from the streets of Texas.

In 1990 they collected just a single piece: a copy of Anatoly Karpov's <Learn From Your Defeats>.>
******
To my surprise, no one noticed the two acrimonious acronyms hidden therein.

Dec-05-18
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  offramp: There is a Dutch ghetto in the east of Limoges called Limoges-Oost, at least I THINK that’s the right word for it.
Dec-06-18
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  offramp: I hate Russian dolls. They are so full of themselves.
Dec-07-18  thegoodanarchist: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Very funny, Senor <offramp>

I noticed you did not take my offer:

thegoodanarchist chessforum (kibitz #1284)

Dec-09-18
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  offramp: https://mobile.twitter.com/lifemast...

A blast from the past. It’s Goldsby.

Dec-14-18
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  offramp:
INCREDIBLY ANNOYING TURN-OF-PHRASE

<This is Karpov whom Nigel Short beat on the way to becoming challenger for the World Championship crown, yes?>

Sometimes people use the opposite construction with the same meaning:

<This is Karpov whom Nigel Short beat on the way to becoming challenger for the World Championship crown, no?>

Why do people use this weird Bond-villain construction?

It wastes time, no?

There is a better way of writing it, yes?

Yes.

<Is this the Karpov whom Nigel Short beat on the way to becoming challenger for the World Championship crown?>

How simple is that? And you don't sound like an idiot European who learnt English in a phone box.

The <whom> is also wrong, but that's a different thing.

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