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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Apr-27-26
The Kindle app might have saved my life. My house was full of books. Now I am able to actually get rid of books.

I was born in Clapham, London. I am therefore a supporter of Chelsea FC. My son supports Arsenal FC.

I love travelling around Europe, by train. I try to speak in various languages by almost everyone I meet speaks English, which is a good thing.

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Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   offramp has kibitzed 25958 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Apr-27-26 O Feldman vs Savon, 1959
 
offramp: Savon 99.44% accurate.
 
   Apr-26-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: Is there anyone here doesn't like honey? I mean - isn't that like raping a bee?
 
   Apr-26-26 Chessgames - TV and Films (replies)
 
offramp: I saw a really bad episode of a sci-fi series: <STARLOST> (1973). It's bloody Canadian! But it has an American lead: Keir Dullea. I didn't spot him at first. The episode I watched was bad. Almost nothing happened. It was very wordy. Do you know the phrase, "set-bound". They ...
 
   Apr-26-26 Bobby Fischer (replies)
 
offramp: <60MG> in Uedemann Code starts, <"1. GEGO Best by test!">
 
   Apr-26-26 J Carleton vs G Pyrich, 1994 (replies)
 
offramp: <"Yeah another victory like that and we're done for, good evening folks I'll be here as king every night I'll see ya!">
 
   Apr-25-26 Aronian vs I Khamrakulova, 1993 (replies)
 
offramp: Is this the only game in chess history that is "99% tactics"? What makes this game stand out as having "99% tactics"?
 
   Apr-25-26 Viktor Komliakov (Popa)
 
offramp: <Messiah: Popa? Is that a nickname?> <Popa> is a rank in the hierarchy in the Roman Catholic Church. The rank is immediately above Cardinal and slightly lower than Jesus Christ.
 
   Apr-24-26 W Tuckett vs J G Wise, 1849
 
offramp: There's <MORE> to <COME> soon.
 
   Apr-24-26 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
offramp: < User: mel gibson > I know that the Home Page is flooded with adverts. If your house has been flooded you could choose DORMEO mattresses. They have an 80% absorbent quotient. They can be used as barricades against the Apocalypse.
 
   Apr-24-26 S K Poormosavi vs I H Labib, 2026
 
offramp: ⭐/★★★★★★ (1 out of 6) A good game with an interesting opening. There are many variations of the C-K which change into other well-known openings, like the Nimzo, the QGD etc. The Bronstein-Larsen has its own identity. This game shows all the main traits, especially ...
 
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Jan-19-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Have you ever seen this scenario?

1) <1 smartphone, one set of bluetooth earphones>.
SUCCESS.

2) <1 smartphone, 2 sets of bluetooth earphones>.
Smartphone destroyed forever. All earphones crashed. No signal. No internet. Permanent 404 on all screens. ALL ITEMS TO DUSTBIN.

Jan-19-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Have you seen <MULHOLLAND DR.>?

The film is all about Hollywood.

Two Italians came to meet the USA Execs. The USA Execs specially employed a Californian Barista to make <THE WORLD'S BEST ESPRESSO>.

The Barista made an espresso for the Italian exec. <THE ESPRESSO WAS SO BAD THAT THE ITALIAN <PUKED UP>!!!>.

Isn't that awful?

The Italians have <VERY VERY VERY HIGH STANDARDS FOR ESPRESSO>.

Jan-22-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I am trying out the new feature at ,chessgames.com>: <NOTIFICATIONS ON>.

If anyone kibitzes at <cg.com> I receive an email.

It's worth trying it out.

Jan-23-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I really like KFC🍟🐥🍔🍗. I haven't had it recently. The UK version is very good. I have had the New York version and it was definitely better, and half the price.

My point is that on YouTube there are a load of recipes for "definite, genuine, KFC".

<THE TROUBLE IS THAT> KFC requires and large, unique, patented, <dangerous> piece of kitchenware: a deep fat fryer pressure cooker.

DON'T try that out at home!!

Without the deep-fat pressure cooker, it ain't KFC.

Jan-23-26  Messiah: <offramp: I really like KFC>

I prefer Burger King, but let's not argue over this.

Jan-23-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <Messiah>. In the UK, <Burger Kings> seem to be <franchises>, and they can be a bit crappy.

The MacDonald's are always 4-stars/5 - everywhere. The clientele can be bedlam but the staff are 5/5!

Jan-24-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Here is a quiz:
Place these three people in age order. They all have or had a birthday today.

Sharon Tate (actress)
Neil Diamond (singer)
John Belushi (the late actor)

I bet you are wrong!

Jan-26-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: The man to ask is <Perfidious> about <ODDS>.

I am talking about something specific. The results of THREE events.

It is VERY hard to predict these events and get them right.

Try these three:
Sindarov - Abdusattorov
Gukesh - Blüabaum
Nguyen - Erdogmus

You will NOT get all three right... or 27-1 says you won't.

Jan-26-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Today I received my helper monkey!!
Jan-26-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: He's typing this!
Jan-26-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I had a funny memory from when I was about 22.

My neighburs were old women widows.

One morning Mum said, "Alan... Were you drunk last night."

Me: "No. Definitely not."

Mum: "Last night, someone was sick on Mrs Hoolihan's front doorstep."

Me: "Savages."

Mum: "That poor woman had to clean it all up."

Me: "I feel sorry for her."

Jan-27-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Pigs. I believe that there is a glimmer of intelligence behind their eyes.

When they go to the abbattoir they have a strong bad feeling.

"This is it! It's the big sleep, the long goodbye. It's...it's la mala hora!"

Chickens and cows haven't got a clue, the poor bastards.

Jan-29-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: 1. e4 f6 2. d4 Nh6 3. Nc3 b5 4. Bxb5 e5 5. Bxh6 gxh6 6. Qh5+ Ke7 7. Nd5+ Ke6 8. Qf5+ Kf7 9. Bc4 Nc6 10. Nf4+ Ke7 11. Nd5+ Kd6 12. dxe5+ Kc5 13. exf6 d6 14. Ne3+ Bxf5 15. Nxf5 Qxf6 16. Bd3 Qxb2 17. Kd2 Qxa1 18. Nf3 Qxh1 19. Ne3 Qb1 20. Nc4 h5 21. Ng5 Bh6 22. f4 Rab8 23. Ne6+ Kb5 24. Nxd6+ Ka4 25. Nxc7 Rb2 26. Kc3 Bg7+ 27. Kc4 Rb4+ 28. Kc5 Rb5+ 29. Kxc6 Qb4 30. Bxb5+ Ka5 31. Nb7#
Jan-30-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <Columbo>.... The producers loved Patrick McGoohan, and Robert Culp. They had multiple appearances. And the great Jack Cassidy (David Cassidy's dad), he did at least 2 murders.

But <who> would have been a good villain? I mean in the 1970s/80s.

Walther Matthau! Christopher Lee!

Jan-30-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  saffuna: Yes, "Columbo" did have repeated murderers, became sort of a tradition.

The show was different from others in that it showed who was guilty at very beginning. So no trying to figure it out.

That meant the show could have just one well-known guest star and it still worked. On whodunits, when there is one big star and a bunch of no-names, you know the star did it.

Jan-31-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Have you read my memoir about Marlon Brando?

I don't think I told you about Mick Jagger.

Feb-01-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
<offramp: Here is my prediction:

1. Abdusattorov
2.= Giri
2.= Gukesh
4.=Keymer
4.=Niemann
4.=Bluebaum
7. Praggnanandhaa
8.= Erdogmus
8.= Chithambaram
8. =Erigaisi
11. Nguyen
12. van Foreest
13. Sindarov
14. Fedoseev>

I have scored 55.7%! That isn't bad.

Feb-03-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I wanted a really warm hat.

On eBay I saw a shtreimel, genuine fox fur.

ATM it costs $500. That is an investment for the whole family.

Feb-03-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I know that someone made a games collections called <"No kibitzers??">

I am making my own <No kibitzers?> collection. Starting ....

...<NOW!!>

Feb-06-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I got a fantastic deal with a Chinese dropshipper!

He has printed 2,000 T-shirts with my personal message. That has cost me only €5,000. What a bargain!💰🤑

These T-shirts have been printed for ....
CHESSGAMES! I am going to sell them on the homepage for only €/$22.95!
I'll pay for the advert on the homepage.

This is what the T-shirt says:

<LEET!

Chessgames.com is DA BOMB!!🤢
⋆·˚ ༘ *⚠️💣💥
Bobby Fissure is da king fistula🤒💊😵‍💫😭
CHESS IS DA BOMB!!>

After that, there is a photograph of <"An anal fissure is a small tear in the skin lining the anal canal.">
I don't know what caused that Fischer/fissure mix-up.
It doesn't really matter.
Everyone is going to buy these beautiful t-shirts.

BUY BUY BUY!! 🛒🛒🛍️✨ everyone wants one!

Feb-09-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Je travaille dans une fête foraine. Je perce les trous dans les doughnuts.
Feb-10-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: You know the word <harvest>?

That makes me think of wheat, barley, scythes, combine harvesters etc.

On the news the newsreaders often talk about the harvest of human kidneys.

Is that a normal way of using that word?

Feb-11-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: My desk is a bit of a mess. I swallowed 2 paracetamols and accidentally a tiny 512Gb SDMMC card.

Later I felt better - and cleverer.

Feb-11-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: The top 5 greatest World Chess Champions:

1. Tigran Petrosian
2. Kramnik
3. Gukesh
4. Lasker
5. Alexander Alekhine.

Feb-11-26
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Here is an interesting game!

Every day there is a

<"Player of the Day">

E.g., today:
<Abhimanyu Puranik
(2000-)>

Every day, make a guess about the player's nationality. Today, I am guessing that Puranik is an Uzbek (owing to his vaguely Muslim/central Asian surname).

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