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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Apr-27-26
The Kindle app might have saved my life. My house was full of books. Now I am able to actually get rid of books.

I was born in Clapham, London. I am therefore a supporter of Chelsea FC. My son supports Arsenal FC.

I love travelling around Europe, by train. I try to speak in various languages by almost everyone I meet speaks English, which is a good thing.

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Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

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Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Apr-27-26 O Feldman vs Savon, 1959
 
offramp: Savon 99.44% accurate.
 
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offramp: Is there anyone here doesn't like honey? I mean - isn't that like raping a bee?
 
   Apr-26-26 Chessgames - TV and Films (replies)
 
offramp: I saw a really bad episode of a sci-fi series: <STARLOST> (1973). It's bloody Canadian! But it has an American lead: Keir Dullea. I didn't spot him at first. The episode I watched was bad. Almost nothing happened. It was very wordy. Do you know the phrase, "set-bound". They ...
 
   Apr-26-26 Bobby Fischer (replies)
 
offramp: <60MG> in Uedemann Code starts, <"1. GEGO Best by test!">
 
   Apr-26-26 J Carleton vs G Pyrich, 1994 (replies)
 
offramp: <"Yeah another victory like that and we're done for, good evening folks I'll be here as king every night I'll see ya!">
 
   Apr-25-26 Aronian vs I Khamrakulova, 1993 (replies)
 
offramp: Is this the only game in chess history that is "99% tactics"? What makes this game stand out as having "99% tactics"?
 
   Apr-25-26 Viktor Komliakov (Popa)
 
offramp: <Messiah: Popa? Is that a nickname?> <Popa> is a rank in the hierarchy in the Roman Catholic Church. The rank is immediately above Cardinal and slightly lower than Jesus Christ.
 
   Apr-24-26 W Tuckett vs J G Wise, 1849
 
offramp: There's <MORE> to <COME> soon.
 
   Apr-24-26 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
offramp: < User: mel gibson > I know that the Home Page is flooded with adverts. If your house has been flooded you could choose DORMEO mattresses. They have an 80% absorbent quotient. They can be used as barricades against the Apocalypse.
 
   Apr-24-26 S K Poormosavi vs I H Labib, 2026
 
offramp: ⭐/★★★★★★ (1 out of 6) A good game with an interesting opening. There are many variations of the C-K which change into other well-known openings, like the Nimzo, the QGD etc. The Bronstein-Larsen has its own identity. This game shows all the main traits, especially ...
 
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Feb-11-26
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  offramp: OK, Puranik is Indian. FAIL.
Feb-12-26
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  offramp: "Player of the Day
Nana Ioseliani
(1962-)"

She is famous. I'm pretty certain that she's Georgian.

Feb-12-26
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  offramp: I was right.... That wasn't hard. Georgian names are distinctive.
Feb-12-26
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  Troller: A very strong female chess player aged 55+ and her name is <not> Polgar or Cramling: She's probably Georgian.
Feb-12-26
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  offramp: I made a long journey.

London Bridge station (in Southwark) ➡️ Dover ➡️ Calais ➡️ Paris.

I stayed overnight at a ⭐⭐⭐⭐-hotel/restaurant (Le Vieux Logis) in Trémolat.

<Claude Chabrol> (q.v.) was staying there with his film crew including the beautiful <Stéphane Audran>.

<CLAUDE CHABROL>: "I eard you spikkin anglis. Come an sit wiz us eel sera tres bon for us!"

[Chabrol was in a very, very convivial mood.]

Chabrol sang some songs. I remember he sang <Il descendra les montagnes á cheval>.

Chabrol had drunk a lot of superb red wine by about 11pm. There was a lull in the conversation so he said...
<CLAUDE CHABROL>: "Eh, engliss, what you do? Your 𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓁𝑜𝓉. What iz your job??"
<ME>: "Nothing much."
<CLAUDE CHABROL>: "Okay ow is it you are so beautiful and so incredibly sexy and everyone loves you? Everyone in inglin loves you💖💗🥰💞. What job do you do?"
[Chabrol continued to pester me, although <AUDRAN> tried to shut him up]
<CLAUDE CHABROL>: "Tell me - what do you do??"
<ME>: [exasperated, loudly] "𝙄 𝙋𝙊𝙆𝙀 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙃𝙊𝙇𝙀𝙎 𝙄𝙉 𝘿𝙊𝙐𝙂𝙃𝙉𝙐𝙏𝙎!!"

Chabrol couldn't understand the phrase, but Stephane Audran translated the sentence immediately:
<AUDRAN>: "Il dit qu'il perce les trous dans les beignets."

Chabrol loved the line and included in the film <Le Boucher> (1970). That's MY LINE!

Feb-13-26
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  offramp: Today's player of the day.

Levente Vajda

That name must be Hungarian. I'll guess that he's from Budapest.

Feb-13-26
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  offramp: FAIL. He's Roumanian.
Feb-13-26
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  offramp: Europe's most maniacal Soccer fans are the Italians. They are crazy about soccer!

Here is an oddity: the Corleones, the Sopranos, the Sinatras, the Germanottas etc... Once they put a foot on American soil, they forget <EVERYTHING> about soccer.

Feb-13-26
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  offramp: In my life I think I have received one St Valentine's Day card. I am not sure, though.
It could be that I have never received one.
Feb-14-26
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  offramp: <Player of the Day
Smbat Lputian
(1958-)>

He's well known. He must be Armenian.

Feb-14-26
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  offramp: Great success. In fact he's from Erevan.
Feb-14-26
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  offramp: EVOCATION OF GOETIA SPIRITS THECONJURATION I evoke and conjure thee, Spirit , strengthened by Almighty God and I command thee by: BARALAMENSIS,BAL-DACHIENSIS,PAUMACHIA,APOLOROSED- ES,and by the princes GENIOandLIACHADI,ministersofthe SeatofTartarus and Chief Princesofthe ThroneofApologia in the Ninth Region! Icommand thee by Him who spake it and it was done! By the Holy and glorious Names:EHEHE,YAH,AMASHAO3.ELOHIM,OOL,ELO-HIMGmOR,- AMASHAOALOAHVA-DA'ATH,AMASHAOZABEAOTH, ELOHIMZABEAOTH,SHADAIELCHAI,ADONAIHAARETZ... Sandalphon, Gabriel, Michael, Haniel, Raphael, Kamael, Tzadkhiel.4. 121 Come! Appear before this Circle, within that Triangle, in fair and human form without horror or deformity and without delay. Come to us from whatever partofthe world thou art and answer our ques-tions. Come presently, come visibly, come affably and manifest that which we desire; being commanded by the eternal and living God, HELIORUM! I command thee also in the narneofthe particular King to whom thou owest thine obedience, the Mighty , and by the Holy Narneofthe Great Archangel , who rules the _ Quadrant. I conjure thee by the Ineffable Name to which all creatures are obedient; the Mighty Tetragrammaton: AH-MAH-SHA-OH! by which the elements are overthrown: the air is sundered, the fire is generated, the sea rolls back, the earth moves, and all the hostofthings celestial, ofthings terestrial,ofthings infernal do tremble and are confounded together! Come! Appear before us visibly, and speak unto us affably in a clear, intelligible voice in our mother tongue, free from ambiguity and guile. Come in the Narneofthe Archangel . Come, why dost thou tarry?ADONAISHADDAI,KingofKings, commands thee!
Feb-14-26
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  offramp: I am going to sort out that page of text.
Feb-14-26
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  offramp: Sinbad the Parrot.

https://youtu.be/IP4cf4Zn00E?si=wo-...

Feb-15-26
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  offramp: <Player of the Day
Arno Nickel
(1952-)>

The name reminds me of the song THERE ARE NO BANANAS. I think the first name is Scandi. I'm going to opt for Denmark.

Feb-15-26
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  offramp: I got another FAIL. He's German.
Feb-15-26
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  offramp: A detestable noise: when the Mrs starts vacuuming. The best thing is to get out of the house. Go for a walk in the pouring rain.
Feb-15-26
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  offramp: I got a FAIL in German.
Feb-15-26
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  offramp: https://lichess.org/broadcast/fide-...

♘♘ v ♔.

Feb-16-26
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  offramp:
<Player of the Day
Petr Kostenko
(1976-)>

This is a tough one. I don't think he is Polish; the normal first name would be <Pavel>.
I don't think he is Hungarian (he's not <Petar>).
In the end I guessed at <Czech>.

Feb-16-26
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  offramp: I was miles and miles and miles away: Kostenko is from ...
<PETR KOSTENKO
(born Feb-16-1976, 50 years old) <Kazakhstan>>
.
Feb-16-26
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  offramp: Here is a cookery story about me. It <REALLY> did happen.

On YouTube I saw a recipe for <%*$#-a-leekie>. It's chicken & leeks.

I have a small slow-cooker (a "crockpot"). I bought it because I live with my son.

I put in the cooker a couple of sliced carrots, onions, celery, coriander (cilantro)...but I had no room for leeks. These were big beautiful leeks!!

And I had another good idea: cook the chicken in the Actifry, to roast it.

Later, my son said,
"Dad, what are you cooking?"
"Cock-a-leekie soup."
"Is there chicken in it?"
"No."
"Are there any leeks in it?"
"No."
"I'll have some later."

Feb-17-26
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  offramp:
<Player of the Day
Andrei Murariu
(1986-)>

When I saw his surname I thought he could be a native New Zealander.
Then I saw sense. He must be a Roumanian - that's my guess.

I have done these for a week, so I am stopping now.

Feb-17-26
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  offramp: YES! Andrei Murariu is indeed a Roumanian.

Over the week I didn't do badly.

Feb-21-26
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  offramp: This game had a Wagnerian ending.

https://lichess.org/broadcast/isle-...

[Event "Round 7: Wadsworth, Matthew J - Beerdsen, Thomas"]


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39. Qxf7+ 1-0

Heavy major pieces!!

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