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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Oct-23-11  Jim Bartle: I can never decide whether Roger Angell is insightful and poetic or just pretentious. Reporting on game two:

"Only baseball has an immune system that works so quickly, or provides a sudden fresh-painted view of itself that feels so youthful and elegant. Games like this make you smile to yourself as you recapture your anxiety over six and a half scoreless innings yesterday, and then move along to Cardinals pinch-hitter Allen Craig delivering a single and go-ahead run on a slider away thrown by the Aztec-visaged Texas reliever Alexi Ogando, exactly as he did—same pitcher, same pitch, same result—the previous night. Before too many more innings come along we should also tuck away our vision of Cards starter Chris Carpenter lying full length across the inner side of first base with the relayed ball in his glove, while one foot of the flying, just retired base runner, shortstop Elvis Andrus, comes down on the bag an inch or so away from his pitching arm."

http://www.newyorker.com/online/blo...

Oct-23-11
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  WannaBe: Tonight's matchup, have Edwin Jackson (ex-LAD-ARZ-ChiSox) against Holland. Will Jackson throw another no-hitter, or will he last 2 1/3 6R 5ER 8H 3BB 2K 1HBP 1WP?

I just hope this game won't be a 21-18, 8 hours long, like last night's game. (Better question is, which reliever from the bullpens <DID NOT> pitch last night?)

How about some Fooooooootball!? SD-NYJ is interesting, will DET bounce back against ATL at home, the new Houston Oilers are playing the old Houston Oilers, KC-OAK is an old AFL rivalry game.

All other games suck!! Even the Sunday night Indy-NO game. Good thing beeeeseball game will be on.

Oct-23-11  Jim Bartle: So, 16-7 yesterday. Quite the surprise. Yes, Namath played great, but really the Jets defense was the hero of the day.
Oct-23-11
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> Sounds like Roger Angell is writing his next anthology, and just temporaliy loaning the piece to his newspaper.
Oct-23-11
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  WannaBe: You know, Nolan Ryan promised Rangers would win in 6, http://www.ktbs.com/sports/29515781...

C'mon Rangers, don't make your boss look bad! (Not good, in any business. Plus your boss might get mad and then get you in a head-lock and give you noogies!)

Now, really, how many athletes have come out and made promises and how many have actually delivered? (This came up, because <JB>'s mentioning of Broadway Joe.)

I do remember Pat Riley promise a repeat during the celebration parade/speech. Sure enough, the Lakers did it, that year, the players had Pat's mouth 'taped' before he went up to the podium for the speech. =)

Oct-23-11  Jim Bartle: I remember something similar. At the 88 celebration Brent Musburger asked Riley if he was ready to guarantee a third straight championship, and standing behind him, Kareem stuffed a towel in Riley's mouth. Didn't even crack a smile.
Oct-23-11  Jim Bartle: Here it is at about 7:45: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jutv...
Oct-23-11  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony no comments on new Cubs President Theo Epstein and players that will be available? A man like you and Jim Bartle are real baseball men! ; P
Oct-23-11
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  Phony Benoni: <Travis> To tell you the truth, I really have no idea. Running sports franchises is such a crapshoot these days that I'm always dubious about what a front office person can do, regardless of their success elsewhere.

But it's encouraging that the Cubs are making a real effort to improve. Baseball will be a lot better off with a contending Cubs team. They have such latent support all over the country that it would improve the interest in baseball everywhere.

Can you imagine the ratings for a Cubs vs. Yankees World Series? A rematch of 1932 and 1938? Everybody speculating over whether the Cubs can actually win a game this time? If that could happen next year, it might even knock the Presidential election off the top news spot for a week, which would certainly be in everyone's best interest.

Oct-23-11  I play the Fred: Theo Epstein would be a <huge> get for the Cubs. The Red Sox have been a short-list contender for the world championship every year since he came on, and the Sox have won more World Series than the Yankees have during that span.
Oct-23-11  Jim Bartle: Epstein gave that huge contract to Carl Crawford, I guess, and another to Josh Beckett, but in general he seems to find middle level or less players he thinks have potential. Plus he seems to be good in the draft, picking players like Pedroia and Ellsbury.
Oct-23-11
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  WannaBe: There was actually another baseball game today, (betcha didn't know that!!)

Seattle 3, Cleveland 6:

Seattle:
G. Perry 6 2/3 IP 9H 5R 4ER 3BB 7K 1HR
Gossage 1 1/2 IP 3H 1R 1ER 1BB 3K 1HR

Cleveland:
G. Perry 9 IP 7H 3R 3ER 4BB 6K 1HR

Oct-23-11  Jim Bartle: I read an interesting stat somewhere: Allen Craig is the first player with two first names to get three straight hits in the World Series since Amos Otis in 1980.

Also, LaRussa is only the second man to manage in the World Series in four different decades.

Oct-23-11
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  Phony Benoni: The other being Connie Mack, right?

That Amos Otis trivia is on the verge of being ridiculous. I'm surprised that Pete Rose didn't did it.

And I'll bet you that, somewhere in St. Louis, there's an unlucky kid whose first name is Pujols.

Oct-24-11
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  Phony Benoni: By the way, <Travis>, I hope you raised a glass of tea to Da Bears today!
Oct-24-11  Travis Bickle: You bet Phony! Also I Saluted Her Majesty! ; P

http://youtu.be/Mb4uGHGUZMs

Oct-24-11
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  Phony Benoni: Looks like Tony LaRussa's short Series streak comes to an end. This one is going at least six games.

By the way, I was reading up on the Athletics' elephant symbol today. Turns out it dates back to 1905, when John McGraw of the Giants ridiculed the Philadelphia AL franchise as a "white elephant". When the two teams met in the World Series that year, Connie Mack presented McGraw with a toy elephant. Fortunately, the two were friends and McGraw took it for the joke it was.

The elephant was replaced with a donkey by Charlie Finley in the 1960s. Not because he had a donkey. No, the franchise was in Kansas City at a time when Missouri was heavily Democratic, and Finley figured it would help attendance to have a Democratic rather than a Republican symbol.

Oct-24-11
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  WannaBe: Not too sure about the demographics of Oakland, but I do know SF is heavy Democrats.

Okay, just looked it up, Oakland is also heavy Democrats.

Oct-24-11
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  Phony Benoni: C.J. Wilson, tonight's starting pitcher for the Rangers:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...

My Left Foot.

Oct-24-11
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  WannaBe: The Boshoi should/would be so proud. I just hope tonight's baseball would be as good as last night, and tonight's football will <NOT> be as 'good' as last night.
Oct-24-11  Jim Bartle: "Okay, just looked it up, Oakland is also heavy Democrats."

But Berkeley balances that out by being highly Republican. It's famously conservative.

Oct-24-11  Jim Bartle: That's one heck of a photo of Wilson, PB.
Oct-24-11
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  WannaBe: Sheeeeee, that ain' nuthin' check out this Wilson pic! http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:...
Oct-24-11
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  WannaBe: 2-2 baseball, 6-0 feetball, so far so good.
Oct-24-11
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  Phony Benoni: Oh, come on, if you want a really famous Wilson:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...

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