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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jan-26-12
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  WannaBe: Super Bowl Props:

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...

Jan-26-12
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  Phony Benoni: And that's why they play the game. Thank Whomever we have the Republican presidential candidates to drown out some of the Super Bowl hype.

<JB> Word from manager Leyland is that Miguel Cabrera is moving to third base "from the first day of spring training", and Prince Fielder is the starting first baseman. GM says he even talked to Cabrera about doing this before pursuing Fielder. Which is fine with me. Don't mess with the Big Guy.

Maybe when the Tigers beat the Cubs in the World Series this year I'll admit it was a good deal. At least for this year. But I remember the Juan Gonzalez fiasco too.

Jan-26-12  King Death: <Phony Benoni> Not to rain on your parade, but the Tigers will need everything they get from Cabrera's bat when he plays 3rd I think because I doubt his glove will help them.
Jan-26-12
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  Phony Benoni: <King Death> My thoughts exactly. I doubt he'll be out there much in the ninth inning.
Jan-27-12  Jim Bartle: The DH forced the creation of rules which don't follow the logic of the rest of the game, and I've never learned them.

Can a player on the field switch to DH? Can the DH take a position on the field? I'm sure the Tigers and other teams would like to be able to move a hard-hitting weak-fielding guy like Fielder to DH, but I don't think that's allowed.

Jan-27-12
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> You cannot use a fielder already in the game to replace the DH. If a DH goes into the field. In the latter case, the pitcher has to bat.

Now, I'm not sure what happens if a DH comes in to pitch. Would have made things interesting in Babe Ruth's day. I suppose that would be allowed, but any subsequent pitcher would also have to bat.

I dislike the DH, but it means more scoring and supposedly more excitement, so it probably won't get dropped and let everyone get back to playing <real> baseball.

Jan-27-12  Jim Bartle: OK, so a guy at DH can take a position in the field, but then the team simply loses the DH and it's NL rules, pitcher bats.

Interesting that you can't move one of your poor fielders/good hitters to the DH spot late in the game. Makes sense, though.

One more question: You can replace your DH with another DH, right?

One of the things people rarely mention when discussing the DH is that it really involves two changes: the weak-hitting pitcher doesn't hit, and a batter gets to hit without playing the field.

Either of those could have been done wihtout the other: 1. Just not have the pitcher bat, without replacing him with another batter; 2. Add a tenth spot in the order for a player who doesn't play in the field.

Jan-27-12  Jim Bartle: OK, looked it up:

"Pinch hitters for a Designated Hitter may be used. Any substitute hitter for a Designated Hitter becomes the Designated Hitter."

Some really odd stuff in the Designated Hitter rules, such as the DH cannot be used in a double switch, and if a pitcher moves to another position the DH is eliminated, and if a player has entered a pinch-hitter and then comes in to pitch, the DH is eliminated as well.

Jan-27-12  playground player: <Phony Benoni> Well, you saw more of both Lolich and Morris than I did (although I saw as much as I could), so I respect your opinion. And BTW, thanks for bringing up Wilbur Wood. He's been pretty much forgotten, but for a while there in the early 1970s, he was a star among stars of American League pitchers.

That was some era for pitching! Vida Blue and Catfish Hunter, Jim Palmer and Mike Cuellar, Wilbur Wood, Mickey Lolich, Jim Kaat and Bert Blyleven... and in that other league, Steve Carlton and Bob Gibson, Tom Seaver, Phil Niekro, Juan Marichal and Gaylord Perry, Fergie Jenkins and Bill Hands... Some of those guys pitched more than 300 innings per season for several consecutive seasons--without their arms falling off!

Nowadays they coddle starting pitchers and turn them into girly-men.

Jan-27-12  Jim Bartle: Well, I saw all of Lolich once and that was plenty!

Bill James once wrote an article wondering whether knuckleball pitchers like Wilbur Wood and the Niekros got their due in Cy Young voting. He gave some examples where their records were comparable to the winners, but they got considerably fewer votes.

Wood was a real workhorse for a couple of years, starting more than 40 games a year for five straight years, including 49 and 48 in 1972 and 1973. He "tossed" over 350 innings both years. Unfortunately he had a couple of years with 20 losses.

Jan-27-12  King Death: <Jim Bartle> Was that Bill James article the same one where he discussed knuckleballers as a group with one of them being the right handed Dutch Leonard? http://www.baseball-reference.com/p...

Among other things this Leonard went 20-8 with the 1939 Senators that were 45-79 when he didn't get the decision.

Jan-27-12  Jim Bartle: Sorry, don't remember. He just showed a number of years that the Phil Niekro, Wood, Wilhelm and others had outstanding seasons but didn't get much consideration in the Cy Young voting.
Jan-27-12  King Death: <playground player> One of the pitchers you mentioned was Steve Carlton and I was surprised to see that for his career his ERA+ was 115. That gets him a whopping tie for 196th all time and nobody will argue that he belongs in the Hall. While I have more faith in the new stats OPS+ and ERA+ than many it makes me wonder if there isn't an anomaly here. For those that follow the NFL, you have the quarterback ratings which I think are a bunch of hokum.
Jan-27-12  Jim Bartle: I think with Carlton you have to take into consideration he pitched for quite a while past his prime which raised his ERA. Plus after his great 1972 season he had several not-so-good years before becocming the pitcher we remember around 76 or 77.
Jan-27-12  King Death: <Jim Bartle> That's true and I took it into account because even as late as 1983 when Carlton was 15-16 with a 3.11 ERA and led the NL in IP at 38, his ERA+ was 116. His last 2+ seasons he was way below average but that was less than 7% of his career innings. Also in 1973 his ERA+ was 97, the only time he went below 100 from 1969 to 1985.
Jan-27-12  Jim Bartle: I remember watching Carlton pitch against the Giants once in 1982 and wondering how anybody ever scored a run off the guy, and he was 38 years old.
Jan-27-12
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  WannaBe: http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...

Funny, funny, funny.

Jan-28-12  King Death: <WannaBe> The only thing I remember about the Pro Bowl is the year that some kid who was there as a running back for the Patriots was out playing beach volleyball and blew out his knee. Goodbye career and I don't even remember his name.
Jan-28-12
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  Phony Benoni: <King Death> Here you go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert...(running_back)

Not a very distinctive name, and apparently he was injury-prone dating back to his college days.

Jan-28-12  King Death: <Phony Benoni> Thanks! This is something I couldn't resist from that article, not that it's sourced or anything:

<"Throughout his college career Edwards was very injury prone. He never finished a full season in college due to knee problems and one year due to a broken hand which allowed him to earn an injury redshirt for that season. Though he was very successful when healthy it is very possible that his draft stock dropped due to his constant injury status. This did not do as much damage to his future in the Draft but it would come back to hurt him once he entered the league.">

"Very possible that his...stock dropped"? It's very possible that when you die, you aren't breathing anymore either. It's no wonder some folks look down their noses at Wikipedia though I don't agree with this.

Jan-28-12
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  Phony Benoni: The quality and objectivity of Wikipedia varies widely. I think of it as the difference between the articles on "Jerry Seinfeld (Comedian)" and "Jerry Seinfeld (Sitcom character)". Guess which one is objective and which one is not.
Jan-28-12  King Death: <Phony Benoni> You're right of course, some are actually well researched (this guy that calls himself <Krakatoa> has done a few things like that) and on others you can throw the idea of objectivity out the window.
Jan-28-12  playground player: <Esteemed Colleagues> What is "ERA+"? I'm afraid it's one of those new statistics that has slipped past me. I stopped paying attention to those when they came up with "quality starts," which struck me as a way of trying to impart self-esteem to a crummy pitcher who couldn't make it into the seventh inning.
Jan-28-12  Jim Bartle: I think ERA+ means how much better the pitcher's ERA is compared to the league average, which is staked at 100. So if a guy's ERA is 3.00 and the league average is 4.00, he would be 33% better and therefore his ERA+ would be 133. Right?

I have to say it's odd to see a higher ERA number be better, rather than a lower one.

Jan-28-12  Jim Bartle: I don't mind quality start as a stat, even though you could theoretically have all quality starts and still have an ERA of 4.50.

A pitcher makes it through six full innings, which isn't that easy, without getting hammered, and presumably keeps his team in the game if he's given up three runs or fewer (unless it's the 2011 Giants, that is).

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