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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jan-28-12
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> That's right. Probably the best performance ever was Pedro Martinez in 2000, when he had a 1.74 ERA while the league average was 4.91. Mind-boggling.

And his ERA+ is even better when you adjust for his home stadium, which was Fenway Park.

Jan-28-12  playground player: <Jim Bartle> Facts at his fingertips!

Actually, that sounds like a reasonably useful stat. I wonder what the ERA+ was for Lefty Grove and Dazzy Vance in 1930. Both were well under 3.00, while the league was... well, it looked like slow-pitch softball, didn't it?

Jan-28-12
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  Phony Benoni: <playground player> Grove and Vance were in the 180s. Here's a list of the best performances:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/l...

In line with your observation, the highest numbers might be expected from come from years of great offense, but there are a number of great seasons from the deadball era as well.

Jan-28-12  Jim Bartle: I think the statheads have devised these + stats because they can be applied to all sorts of things, using the 100 baseline as the average. I'm pretty sure I've seen it applied to batting average, on-base percentage, and the dreaded OPS.

So different statistics, including pitching vs. batting, can be compared in a reasonable manner.

Pedro Martinez had a six or seven year period where he was almost unhittable, Fenway or no Fenway. His record was 101-28 his first six years in Boston, including one year of just 7-3.

In 1999 Martinez went 23-4, yet somehow didn't have a single decision for almost a month following the All-Star Game. Apparently he threw his arm out in that game, striking out five of the six he faced, and was slow to recover.

He may have surpassed the Koufax/Guidry/Clemens great years if he hadn't gotten so hyped up for the All-Star Game.

Jan-28-12  King Death: < playground player: I wonder what the ERA+ was for Lefty Grove and Dazzy Vance in 1930. Both were well under 3.00, while the league was... well, it looked like slow-pitch softball, didn't it?>

The 1930 season had the highest team ERA ever in the modern era by the Phils. Scroll down to that for an ugly looking number. Even Chuck Klein and scoring 6.05 runs a game couldn't help them.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/l...

Here they are:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/p...

http://www.baseball-reference.com/p...

One hint: you can mouse over the heading for an explanation if you don't understand the category.

Jan-28-12  Jim Bartle: Wow, the Phillies were almost .500 at home in 1930 but 17-60 on the road. That must have been really depressing.

I think I've brought up the 1987 Cleveland pitching staff as the modern equivalent before: a 5.28 ERA.

Some player in the third or fourth inning of the 15-14 game in the 1993 Series said something like, "Look out, this is going to get crazy." Every Phillies game in 1930 must have felt like that.

Jan-28-12  Jim Bartle: I couldn't resist. I looked through the Phils' 1930 season, and found couple of amazing things, at least amazing to me.

They scored 10 or more runs 25 times, which has to be a lot even for 1930. They lost nine of those games, including consecutive games where they scored 15 runs.

Jan-28-12
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  Phony Benoni: Here's the 1930 Phillies' game log:

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Box scores are available, but not play-by-play. I don't think the Internet has enough space for that.

They started the season with a 1-0 win, getting the craziness out of the way at once. I count 13 games where both teams scored at least 10 runs.

Grover Cleveland Alexander entered the season needing just one win to pass Christy Mathewson. Not only did he fail to get it, he pitched so badly that the Phillies cut him by the end of May. Hard to get lower than that.

Jan-28-12  King Death: Those first few games they played in 1930 would've fit in pretty well with either the deadball era or the 1960s but then the Phils got down to being awful.
Jan-28-12
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  Phony Benoni: Attention all bookies! Which will have the bigger over/under: the score in the Pro Bowl, or the number of television viewers who actually care?
Jan-28-12  King Death: <Phony Benoni> If they get lucky the small time bookies can find somebody else to lay off all of that excess action they're bound to get when the score gets 90% of the play.
Jan-29-12
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  OhioChessFan: Shawn Payton, from Jackson Michigan, threatens Sean Payton:

<"Hi, I want you to relay a message to the sideline. If your stupid Southern team keeps winning, there will be reper … severe consequences. OK?">

http://aol.sportingnews.com/nfl/sto...

Jan-29-12  King Death: <OCF> He could've gone out and punched a wall or something to let out his anger or depression, that was a thoughtless moment that will haunt him for good.
Jan-29-12  Jim Bartle: Or he could have put on a helmet and smashed a wall poster of the Saints, a la Frerotte.
Jan-29-12
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  Phony Benoni: He'll probably get the book thrown at him for an SWI, Stupidity While Intoxicated. But you'd think that someone who lives near the State Prison would know enough to watch his step.

But that's the underside of sports, when winning becomes the only thing and the attitude is "My Team, Right or Wrong". And then there are some fans who simply can't handle success. Goodness knows Lions' fans haven't had much practice.

Jan-29-12  King Death: <Phony Benoni> SWI, that's one that should be on the books in every state.

Maybe he wanted a vacation and three square meals every day.

Jan-29-12  Jim Bartle: "SWI, that's one that should be on the books in every state."

Aren't we spending enough on prisons already?

Jan-29-12  playground player: "Good pitching stops good hitting--and vice-versa." --Lefty O'Doul
Jan-29-12  King Death: <Jim Bartle> Prisons are big business but they could use SWI to replace some of the stuff that's in the penal codes I expect.
Jan-29-12  King Death: Now Jim Irsay's denying that he's decided if Peyton Manning's coming back as a Colt next season: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7...

To pay that roster bonus of $28 million is a lot for somebody that may not even be in game shape. I'll bet they let him walk, draft Luck and take their chances. That team has so many needs that they'll be a few years away from being respectable again. Even Manning at 100% wouldn't be enough for more than 7 or 8 wins next year.

Jan-29-12
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  Phony Benoni: <King Death> If Peyton does get the axe in the neck, I understand the Giants are looking for a good backup quarterback.
Jan-29-12  King Death: <Phony Benoni> That would go over real well with Daddy.
Jan-29-12  King Death: So Mark Cuban's out of the running for the Dodgers. This isn't a surprise, Bud Selig wants a more button down kind of guy like Frank McCourt.

Oh, I forgot something, McCourt's the owner now and Selig can't wait to get rid of him. Cuban would have made the Dodgers into a good team again though. It's their loss.

Jan-30-12  Jim Bartle: The Dodgers should belong to the O'Malleys and only the O'Malleys. That's the only way we can really hate them, have a serious rival.

It was pretty hilarious when Tom O'Malley became the Giants' third baseman. It just didn't feel right.

Jan-30-12
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  WannaBe: Madden '12 simulation:

http://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugge...

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