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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Mar-20-13  Jim Bartle: How many other teams have had four great middle linebackers? (George, Butkus, Singletary, Urlacher.)
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  WannaBe: <Travis Bickle> We got a new owner. (The old one kick'd bucket!!)
Mar-22-13
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  Phony Benoni: Harvard University is special. Their basketball team is clean, but their Quiz Bowl team...

http://bostonglobe.com/metro/2013/0...

Mar-22-13  Jim Bartle: Now that is funny.
Mar-22-13
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  WannaBe: Wooo, La Salle beat KSU. Upset.
Mar-22-13  Jim Bartle: #2 seed Georgetown is down 12 with 4 to go against Florida Gulf Coast, who I've never heard of.
Mar-22-13
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  WannaBe: You never heard of Georgetown?!!?
Mar-22-13  Jim Bartle: Nope, but it doesn't matter. They're out.

Your Broons are about to play, I think.

Mar-22-13
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  WannaBe: Yeepers! Let's hope we don't get bitten by them Goofers. =))
Mar-22-13  chessmoron: Re: Georgetown's lost

That's pretty much screwed everyone's bracket.

Mar-22-13
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  WannaBe: That's almost as, if not bigger, than Santa Clara beating Arizona, or Hampton beating Iowa State.
Mar-22-13
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  WannaBe: Now, if Western Kentucky Hilltoppers can beat KU, we'll have the first 16 over 1. =)
Mar-22-13
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  WannaBe: Dang, a baseball game broke out, 4-1!
Mar-22-13  Jim Bartle: Anybody told the players the object is to throw the ball through the orange hoop?
Mar-22-13
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  OhioChessFan: Which is harder to believe? A #16 beating a #1 or <Wannabe> predicting it? Halftime and 16 leads.
Mar-22-13
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  WannaBe: Got this "Oh, uh" feeling about the Minn.-UCLA game. Not lookin' good for the Brooons'
Mar-22-13  Jim Bartle: Bruin starters 2 for 20. They're bound to break out of that.
Mar-22-13
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  WannaBe: Get this, WKU was +20 underdog, and UCLA was +3.
Mar-22-13
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  WannaBe: I see the Notre Dame basketball team is playing as well as their football team, once they reach post-season...
Mar-23-13
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  WannaBe: It's all over. =(
Mar-23-13
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  WannaBe: Looks like them Shockers are gonna be sending the first #1 regional seed home.

Too bad for them 'Zags. I was hoping they'd go far and show they deserved the AP's #1 ranking.

Mar-23-13
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  OhioChessFan: They were majorly overrated.
Mar-24-13
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  WannaBe: Florida Gulf Coast, ahead of San Diego State 52-48...
Mar-24-13  Jim Bartle: FGCU pulling away. Their point guard has 13 assists.
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