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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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  WannaBe: Wow, another #3 just went down, Baylor lost.
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  WannaBe: What a finish to SMU/UCLA game, goal tending on an air-ball 3?!!?
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  chancho: Larry Brown coached UCLA back in the day, right?
Mar-19-15
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  WannaBe: <chancho> Oh yeah...
Mar-19-15  Jim Bartle: Easier to list the teams Larry Brown has NOT coached.
Mar-19-15  Jim Bartle: Actually only three colleges: UCLA, Kansas, Smoo. But 10 NBA and ABA teams.
Mar-19-15
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  Phony Benoni: You mean he missed the Naismith Peaches?
Mar-19-15
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  WannaBe: Well shoot, UNC <ALMOST> joined the rank of upsetee...
Mar-20-15
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  WannaBe: Carnage from Day 1 of NCAA:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaab...

(Remember, this is only brackets from Yahoo, not counting ESPN or SI or any other sites...)

I wonder how is Prez Obama's bracket lookin'?

Mar-20-15
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  WannaBe: He's done, say "Good Night".

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...

Mar-20-15
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  WannaBe: Ho-ho!! Irvine Anteaters are hangin' with Lou'ville, Belmont/UVA is a 4 pt game, Indiana/Wichita State is a 2 pt game.

After no upsets this morning, we should have some good ones in the afternoon/evening.

Mar-20-15
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  WannaBe: Wow, UCI dang near upset Lou'ville!
Mar-20-15  Stevie King: I was directed here to talk sports. I need someone to talk to. Can you ease my personal pain?
Mar-20-15
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  WannaBe: <Stevie King> What is your pain? Which team broke your bracket?
Mar-20-15
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  WannaBe: It's now official (see my prev post), he is done.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...

Mar-21-15
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  WannaBe: 11M+ brackets entered on ESPN, after Friday night, <ONE> entry remain perfect.

Sportsbook made $$$$

http://espn.go.com/chalk/story/_/id...

Mar-21-15
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  WannaBe: Great way to start one's Saturday morning, Gooooooooo Bruins!!
Mar-21-15
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  Phony Benoni: The Gene Bartow Bowl?
Mar-21-15
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  WannaBe: Looks like another sell out crowd...
Mar-21-15
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  WannaBe: I doubt any kid on the Ucla team would know who Bartow was, UAB kids BETTER know who he was...
Mar-21-15
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  WannaBe: Ucla survives another tough opponent, will play Iowa/Gonzaga winner.
Mar-21-15
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  WannaBe: Ms. Judd must be quite happy, right now.
Mar-21-15
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  WannaBe: So, Kentucky will face Maryland/W. Virg winner...
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  WannaBe: I am rootin' for Georgia State, I wanna see that coach fall off his chair again.

Best internet meme I have seen, "If GA ST reaches Final 4, coach is gonna be in full body cast"

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