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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jul-26-09
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  chancho: Could the Babe hit today's pitching?
I doubt it.
Jul-26-09  Jim Bartle: I would agree about Koufax's prime, except that really it was four years--63 to 66--not five. His highest ERA was 2.04.

I certainly remember Radatz. Sort of a precursor to Gossage, or a better version of Ryne Duren.

Jul-26-09
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  Phony Benoni: <Travis> I know you mean well, buddy, but the White Sox just scored 4 in the top of the first. Maybe you should keep your good wishes for Cubs games.

<chancho> Your comment reminds me of a statement Ty Cobb made near the end of his life, around 1960. A reporter asked Cobb what he would hit against today's pitching.

"Oh, about .300" Cobb replied.

"Only .300?"

"Well, son, you have to remember that I'm 73 years old!"

Jul-26-09  Jim Bartle: I thought Joe Gordon was already in the HOF, but seems I was wrong.

Rickey Henderson thanking Charlie Finley at his HOF induction: ""Charlie, wherever you're at, and that donkey, I want to say thank you for that opportunity."

Unfortunately he referred to himself as "I" throughout the whole speech. Not a single "Rickey."

Jul-27-09
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  Phony Benoni: You mean he actually was humble? Will wonders never cease...
Jul-27-09  Jim Bartle: Some really nice photos of Hall of Famers: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mu...

In fact I realized I'd never seen any photos of several of these players, though I'm familiar with their records.

Jul-27-09
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  Phony Benoni: I like that picture of Yogi Berra. For once he looks like a baseball player instead of a clown.

Casey Stengel, of course, is talking.

Seeing Foxx and Ott reminds us of how small the players of that era were compared to today. Foxx was a "beast" at 6' 0" and 195 pounds, though he beefed up later in his career. Ott was 5' 7" and 170 pounds.

Jul-27-09
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  Phony Benoni: <Game of the Day> July 27, 1922

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Not much of a game? It was remarkable because Ken Williams of the Browns began a 28-game hitting streak. It was even more remarkable because George Sisler of the Browns began a 41-game hitting streak.

That 1922 Browns team could hit. Take a look at their starting lineup: http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

<PLAYER OF THE DAY>

<LEO DUROCHER>

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_Du...
http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...
http://www.baseball-reference.com/p...

Yes, it's also Alex Rodriguez's birthday, but that's too easy.

Jul-27-09  Jim Bartle: Jim Bunning handing it over to the bullpen in 2010.
Jul-27-09  Travis Bickle: <chancho: Could the Babe hit today's pitching? I doubt it.> The Babe could hit any pitching period. Remember Walter Johnson threw around 100 miles an hour from the forgotten age of baseball.
Jul-27-09  Travis Bickle: Murderer's Row!

http://www.montgomerycollege.edu/de...

Jul-27-09  Jim Bartle: George Brett digs the Royals out of an 0-2 hole: http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

If I remember correctly, the two "flied out to right"s in the Royals 4th were both brilliant catches by Barfield, the second stealing a triple with a flat out dive for the ball.

Jul-27-09
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  Phony Benoni: Yes, sometimes you wish they could get a little more color into the play-by-play.

<Travis> Good photos, but there's something funny about the one near the end where "Ruth Embraces Gehrig inside Yankee Staduim on the field during the '27 World Series victory celebration". Why is Ruth wearing street clothes?

Actually, I have a memory of that photo being shot during the Gehrig Tribute ("Luckiest man on the face of the earth" speech).

Jul-27-09  Travis Bickle: <Phony Benoni> yes I thought that also.
Jul-28-09  playground player: Could Babe Ruth hit today's pitching??? Good grief--I could hit today's pitching! The other day I saw the Orioles start a guy with an ERA of 10.26. I think the Babe might've been able to handle him. If Mario Mendoza were playing today, he'd hit .300.

Has John Franco retired yet?

Jul-28-09  Jim Bartle: John Franco, yes. Not so sure about Julio Franco.
Jul-28-09  dakgootje: <The other day I saw the Orioles start a guy with an ERA of 10.26.>

ERA doesn't say everything. Take Gio Gonzalez who started 3 days ago for the Oakland A's coming into the game with an ERA of 9.33 against the Yankees who were playing great offense. Gave up 1 run on 2 hits over 6.2 IP.

Now that, should really not have happened if one would only look at the ERA.

Jul-28-09
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  Phony Benoni: Of course Ruth could hit today's pitching. And Albert Pujols could hit 1920s pitching. It took the same skills to hit a ball in 1927 as it does today.

The real question is whether the skill level of major league baseball players is better today than in the 1920s.

Now, don't confuse this with being bigger and better athletes. There's no doubt that today's players are better physical specimens. But I don't see anybody saying Bo Jackson was a better baseball player than Wee Willie Keeler.

It's hard to say whether the talent pool is diluted. Yes, there are twice as many major league teams, but the talent available has skyrocketed. In 1927, there were no Black players and very few Latinos, aside from the rare Cuban--to say nothing of Japan, China, Taiwan, and Aruba.

Teaching and training tools are much more sophisticated, as are statistics. Much less seat-of-the-pants guesswork these days.

But does it produce better baseball players? On the average, I'd say yes--but superstars are superstars. The special abilities they possess have not, and will not change.

But I doubt Ruth would hit 714 home runs today. he wouldn't last long enough, with his peccadillos, in the media frenzy of today. He would have been TMZed, sent to rehab, suspended and tossed out of the majors long agon.

Jul-28-09  Jim Bartle: Yes, many variables to consider. One you didn't mention is that in the 1920s baseball was clearly the sport of choice for all the best athletes. Today other sports compete, or have even passed baseball in this regard.

One trend that I don't like is how fewer and fewer American blacks play baseball today. Once there were many black stars, but beyond Jimmy Rollins and maybe a couple others I can't think of any playing today.

Jul-28-09
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  Phony Benoni: What the greater opportunities in professional sports provide are more chances for participation among those unsuited to play baseball. If a kid is growing into a beefy behemoth, he's probably not going to be able to play baseball (except maybe catcher)--but football lwill give him a chance. And, with a few exceptions, very tall players don't excel either.

So I don't see the choice as being bad, nor do I worry about one group or another not participating as much. It is, and should be, a decision made by the person on the basis of their abilities and preferences.

Jul-28-09  Jim Bartle: I agree the choice is fine; I'm just saying that baseball draws from a smaller pool of American athletes than it used to.
Jul-28-09  whiskeyrebel: Ruth not only would hit todays pitching, he would succeed as a pitcher too. He was simply a great athlete who played sports non-stop at the orphanage he was raised at. I assume that if the bambino were to grace us with his presence he wouldn't be dropped from the sky, but rather have a chance to develope like other young players. He would establish himself for several years before his carousing would be an issue. He would profit from air travel and modern sports medicine methods. His career would be even longer and more productive. Perhaps in our era he'd be allowed to fulfill his dream of managing once his career was over.
Jul-28-09
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  chancho: There's a good possibility that Pete Rose will be reinstated by MLB if I'm hearing Keith Olbermann correctly. I hope so. Rose was a jerk, but no doubt he's one of the greats, and should be in the Hall.
Jul-28-09  Jim Bartle: Many bad things about Rose, and many good things as well. It's been twenty years now, time to put him in.
Jul-28-09
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  Phony Benoni: It will be interesting to see if Rose gets voted into the Hall, even if he is reinstated. I don't think it's a slam dunk.

And it's a shame, since Rose is one player you would want in the Hall based on playing style as well as numbers. What a great role model was lost to the Dark Side.

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