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Nov-26-15 | | TheFocus: Alcohol. Because no great story ever ends with a salad. |
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Nov-26-15 | | JimNorCal: "Quitting alcohol is easy! I've done it a dozen times." |
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Nov-27-15 | | john barleycorn: I don't have a problem with alcohol. I have a problem without it. (Just to add to the classic phrases here) |
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Dec-20-15 | | TheFocus: I've reached the age where I can't function without glasses. Especially if they are empty. |
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Dec-20-15 | | TheFocus: I was quite drunk last night, so I left my car and took a bus home. That may sound so great to you, but I have never driven a bus before. |
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Dec-28-15 | | TheFocus: If your doctor warns you that you have to watch your drinking, find a bar with a mirror. |
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Dec-29-15 | | TheFocus: Save the Earth! It's the only planet with beer. |
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Dec-29-15 | | TheFocus: To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated but not be able to say it. |
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Jan-12-16
 | | WannaBe: Breakin Gnus: UK publishes new drinking guidelines:
http://www.cnn.com/2016/01/08/europ... Reaction 1: I'm moving to Spain
Reaction 2: Ireland have a guideline?? Shockin'!! =)) |
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Jan-15-16 | | TheFocus: Hypnotists reckon they can cure alcoholism merely by implanting an idea in a drinker's head. It's a sobering thought. |
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Jan-16-16 | | TheFocus: Don't judge me until you've staggered a mile in my shoes. |
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Jan-16-16 | | TheFocus: Last night a horse asked me if I was planning on driving home. There may have been a policeman on top of him. |
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Jan-16-16 | | TheFocus: I just read an article about the wages of alcoholism. I didn't know you could get paid for that. |
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Feb-04-16 | | whiteshark: Beer - the reason I get up every afternoon... |
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Feb-04-16
 | | WannaBe: <whiteshark> Man, you're an early riser. |
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Feb-04-16 | | TheFocus: My secret to avoiding hangovers?
Never sober up. |
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Feb-04-16 | | whiteshark: Yes, you definitely should.... http://www.funniestmemes.com/wp-con... |
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Feb-04-16
 | | WannaBe: Cute cupcake tattoo, think I'll get one for myself. |
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Feb-06-16 | | TheFocus: "Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God." |
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Feb-06-16 | | john barleycorn: <TheFocus: "Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God."> Officer: "Yes, I know, you are Bud Weiser" |
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Feb-07-16 | | TheFocus: My drinking team has a bowling problem. |
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Feb-08-16 | | TheFocus: My wife sent me shopping today. She told me to go and buy something that'll make her look sexy. I came back with two fifths of vodka and a keg. |
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Feb-16-16
 | | WannaBe: Would you like some beer with that?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mcdo... |
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Feb-16-16 | | john barleycorn: holy smoke. Are we going to fight food poisoning with a chemotherapy now? |
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Mar-02-16 | | whiteshark: The <Bavarian Beer Purity Law> of 1516 actually allows 4 (four) incredients: < water,
< barley,
< hops &
< Glyphosat >>>> Here's the authentic ancient document 4 evidence: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-_BL_tAX3J... [repost from Odd Lie page] |
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