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Number of games in database: 2
Years covered: 1866 to 1988

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BEER
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Beer is believed to be over 10,000 years old. Although no one knows its exact origins, some agricultural historians believe that the first beer may have been produced accidentally when a stash of grain was soaked by rain and then warmed by the sun. If this mixture were spontaneously fermented by wild, airborne yeast—which thrives in just these warm, moist conditions—beer would have been produced (Encarta).

Fermented beverages have been preferred over water throughout the ages: they are safer, provide psychotropic effects, and are more nutritious. Some have even said alcohol was the primary agent for the development of Western civilization, since more healthy individuals (even if inebriated much of the time) lived longer and had greater reproductive success. (Upenn Museum)


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Game  ResultMoves Year Event/LocaleOpening
1. Beer vs G Neumann 0-119 1866 JicinC45 Scotch Game
2. Beer vs Carter ½-½34 1988 corres GBRC30 King's Gambit Declined
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Jul-22-15
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  TheFocus: The beauty of vodka is that it looks like water.

The beauty of the office is that water bottles are allowed.

Aug-08-15  thegoodanarchist: <TheFocus: I'm a massive seaweed enthusiast.

I seaweed, I smoke it.>

I am still on a seafood diet - I seafood, I eat it.

Aug-08-15  thegoodanarchist: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear.
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair.
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?
Aug-08-15
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  Travis Bickle: How to speak Australian...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3R...

Aug-08-15
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  Travis Bickle: How to speak Australian #2

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGv...

Aug-10-15
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  TheFocus: I've learned to take life with a grain of salt.

Plus a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.

Aug-10-15
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  TheFocus: If bars can say no to drunk people, why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?
Aug-10-15
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  TheFocus: Liquor and beer, never fear.

Beer and liquor, yadda, yadda, yadda, mugshot.

Aug-10-15
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  TheFocus: I asked my date what she wanted to drink.

She said, "I guess I'll have champagne."

I said, "Guess again."

Aug-11-15
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  TheFocus: Say what you want about drunk people, but at least they've had all their shots.
Aug-11-15
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  TheFocus: "Vodka!"

"Whiskey!"

"Tequila!"

Yep, I'm calling the shots now.

Aug-13-15
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  WannaBe: True "Breakfast of Champions"

https://www.yahoo.com/food/wheaties...

Aug-15-15
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  TheFocus: My wife thinks I'm too drunk to take the goldfish out for a walk.

(Hiccup) I'll show her.

Aug-15-15
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  TheFocus: I was planning on taking a flu shot until I found out it wasn't a kind of drink.
Aug-15-15
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  TheFocus: you know you're drunk when mosquitoes get a buzz after attacking you.
Aug-16-15
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  TheFocus: I pointed across the bar at two washed up dudes on their last legs. "Hey, man. If we don't slow down on our drinking, we'll look like those two old cusses in ten years."

Partner looked at me and said, "Dude, that's a mirror."

Aug-23-15
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  TheFocus: Sometimes there's no nicer feeling than peeing into a bottle.

But other times I hate my job at the brewery.

Aug-23-15
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  Benzol: <TheFocus> <Sometimes there's no nicer feeling than peeing into a bottle.>

Is there a notice on the product saying that all the beer from this brewery has been passed by the management?

Aug-23-15
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  TheFocus: After ten cans of beer, my wife becomes very attractive.

I have to tell her that: she's a violent drunk.

Aug-23-15
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  Travis Bickle: How to Speak Australian...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ep...

Aug-23-15
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  Travis Bickle: How to Speak Australian #2...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvE...
Aug-23-15
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  Travis Bickle: How to Speak Australian#3...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cA...
Aug-23-15
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  TheFocus: If it weren't for alcohol, how would we even know when to call our exes?
Aug-26-15
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  TheFocus: I flirted with disaster last night.

Now disaster won't stop texting me.

Aug-27-15
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  TheFocus: I'm aging like a fine whiner.
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