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Jan-27-10 | | TheFocus: Siggy often said such things after a bottle of schnapps. I used to tell him, "Sig-man, lighten up dude. Don't make me kick your tail, again. And stop bogarting that pipe!" Sober, he was a different cat altogether. He was also quite a babe magnet. |
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Jan-27-10 | | technical draw: I use to be a South American strong man. Until they discovered I was just using steroids. |
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Jan-27-10 | | Jim Bartle: I thought it was because somebody stole your dark glasses. |
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Jan-27-10 | | technical draw: <Jim Bartle: I thought it was because somebody stole your dark glasses> No, when they stole my dark glasses I had to stop being a Tonton Macoute. |
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Jan-27-10 | | Jim Bartle: I'll bet they were stolen by "The Comedians." |
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Jan-27-10 | | technical draw: A Tonton Macoute (not TD):
http://cbertel.files.wordpress.com/... |
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Jan-27-10 | | Shams: Howard Zinn was an agent for Hoover. |
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Jan-27-10 | | Shams: Hoover was an agent for <Technical Draw>. |
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Jan-28-10
 | | WannaBe: Breaking News: NBA suspends G. Arenas and J. Crittenton for the remainder of the basketball season. In an unrelated news, players from NJ Nets and Minn Timberwolves were seen purchasing hand guns at their local sporting goods store. |
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Jan-28-10 | | whiteshark: Here are some good news for people dealing with <arachnophobia>: In a circuit of 3 meters there is only one spider, statistically*. So don't panic! * In every 10 years of your life you've also already eaten one spider during sleep, which was really more fatal for the hairy little thing than for you. |
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Jan-28-10
 | | moronovich: Last night my wife ate around 15 spiders.I stayed awake just to count.This is a very funny and clever thing to do. |
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Jan-28-10 | | kurtrichards: <...players from...were seen purchasing hand guns at their local sporting goods store.> In my country, you seldom buy a gun at your local sporting goods store. You buy it easily and availably at a military base or a military man. Name it you have it. |
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Jan-28-10 | | technical draw: Sayings for losers:
"If life gives you a lemon, make lemonade"
"You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs"
"There are plenty of fish in the sea"
That's it. I hope you like them. If not, well, you win some and you lose some. |
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Jan-28-10 | | NakoSonorense: If life gives you a hammer, you treat everything like a nail. |
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Jan-28-10 | | boz: <technical draw: Sayings for losers:> What goes up must come down. |
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Jan-28-10 | | micartouse: It's not whether you win or lose; it's how you play the game. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. |
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Jan-28-10 | | boz: "Better than a fork in the eye." |
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Jan-28-10 | | weisyschwarz: The Patriots will win next year! |
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Jan-28-10 | | micartouse: <Sayings for losers: > It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all. |
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Jan-28-10 | | TheFocus: I invented plasma TV. Then I joined up with my local Blood bank and invented the blood plasma TV. |
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Jan-29-10 | | technical draw: I didn't know that there were so many losers here at chessgames. Here's another one: What goes around comes around. |
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Jan-29-10
 | | keypusher: Those grapes were no good anyway. |
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Jan-29-10 | | boz: It only hurts when I laugh. |
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Jan-29-10 | | whiteshark: I can fill up books with <Sayings for losers>. Guess why? Right, daily practice. |
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Jan-29-10 | | Whitehat1963: Sayings for Chicago Cubs fans: "Another World Series win? Geez, isn't this getting boring for everyone else?" |
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