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| Feb-06-10 | | TheFocus: Whenever I get a losing position in a tournament, I usually make the most outlandish move, stand up, point at it, and in a loud voice, I yell "Now, that is a real sockdolager of a move. I win!!" If I start dancing around, my opponents usually resign. |
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| Feb-06-10 | | TheFocus: Sometimes I employ the Focus Bluff. I sacrifice my Bishop against the Castled King on h2 or h7, and then I stand up and begin putting my things away. When my opponent looks at me in confusion, I say, "Oh, I meant to say Mate in 12." Then I look around and say "I wonder who my next opponent will be?" I then hand them my scoresheet and ask them to sign it. It works every time. |
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| Feb-06-10 | | soldal: <TheFocus: I originated the saying "Watch your step, but don't step on your watch."> Bob Dylan originated the saying "I'm sittin' on my watch so I can be on time". Sorry, no lie:
http://www.bobdylan.com/#/songs/bye... |
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| Feb-06-10 | | technical draw: I invented the "resign" move. Before you had to keep playing until you were mated. A lot of the first "resigners" were banned from clubs, ridiculed, spat upon and were called all kinds of names. Now it's a normal thing to resign but some of the early pioneers were martyred. Resigns in Spanish: abandonan |
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| Feb-06-10 | | Jim Bartle: I, however, perfected it. |
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| Feb-06-10 | | technical draw: I also invented the "human chessboard":
http://chessbase.com/news/2008/bilb... |
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| Feb-06-10 | | PinnedPiece: When I was in third grade, my teacher was a failed Hollywood comedian-songwriter. He made use of some of our silly sayings. Once I was talking about a classmate's numerous skin blemishes, and what I said went global because of that clown: "She's got freckles on her but she's pretty." |
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| Feb-06-10 | | PinnedPiece: The following comment first appeared on the Alexy Kim page: <technical draw: This is an amazing photograph of the Korean peninsula at night. North Korea is in almost complete darkness while South Korea is lit up. http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/... > But I sure like the way both countries outline their borders with luminarios ( http://www.hispanic-culture-online.... ). That has got to take major coordination and effort.
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| Feb-06-10 | | technical draw: <But I sure like the way both countries outline their borders with luminarios> Those are electrified fences to keep the illegal aliens from entering North Korea. |
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Feb-06-10
 | | HeMateMe: Danica said to me "Baby you can Drive My Car." |
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| Feb-06-10 | | SamAtoms1980: Tiger Woods is about to come out with a new book, it's going to hit shelves on Valentine's Day. It is called "Fire in Pants" |
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Feb-06-10
| | HeMateMe: My name is Woods
Not behavin' as i shoulds
I do it on the greens and I
GOT to have my greens
the girls, they like my form
its just a societal norm
My wife, she want to rule me
you know, she gonna sue me
Escape into my fame
i still be gotta game. |
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| Feb-06-10 | | NakoSonorense: This page is more fun now than it was on January 12, 2008. |
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Feb-06-10
 | | chancho: Sarah Palin positively impressed me with her speech tonight. |
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| Feb-07-10 | | whiteshark: Now this is really fun to watch. Kind of jumping castle with excessively enthusiastic kids. But are you man enough for that? http://www.usdebtclock.org/ |
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| Feb-07-10 | | whiteshark: Let me think for you since I'm better at it. |
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| Feb-07-10 | | whiteshark: I Love You Honey. And This Time I Mean It! |
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| Feb-07-10 | | technical draw: The superbowl is cancelled. Instead they will run an analysis of TD's greatest chessgames. Hosted by Topalov (in Bulgarian). (watch it just for the commercials about Meatout the dental floss). |
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Feb-07-10
 | | OhioChessFan: "I forgot he was black tonight for an hour." |
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Feb-07-10
| | HeMateMe: Some of my best friends are alaskans. |
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| Feb-07-10 | | whiteshark: The connection between Siberia and Allaska will be called <Palin-Bridge>. And with 8.32 miles it'll the longest sea-crossing bridge in the world. The construction of such a bridge, the engineering and the financing weren't big issues though. It will be opened timely on 25th July 2010 so that you can travel to <2010 FIFA World Cup> by car. |
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| Feb-07-10 | | PinnedPiece: Official news coverage of today's Super Bowl game in the United States: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/... |
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| Feb-07-10 | | weisyschwarz: Attendees of the TEA Party Convention have been stricken with RINO virus. |
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| Feb-07-10 | | hedgeh0g: Odd Lie enough... |
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Feb-07-10
| | HeMateMe: New winter programming! The TV show <"are you smarter than a presidential candidate?"> will debut. The game show will have contestants tackle such hurculean tasks as long division, 7th grade geography, state capitals and the interpretation of the instruction manuals of kitchen appliances. |
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