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Feb-28-11
 | | HeMateMe: That Ann Hathaway can wear an evening gown....holy smokes! Not at ALL to be confused with Ms. Hathaway from the Beverly Hillbillies, no siree. The one gal dropped the F.... word. You know, it had to be the girl from the boxing movie set in Dorchester. I knew six months ago that Christian Bale would win best supporting actor. He's a much better thespian than Marky Mark. |
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| Feb-28-11 | | Whitehat1963: Last night's Academy Awards broadcast was the best ever! The only television I've seen that is better than last night's show were a couple of episodes of Jersey Shore and American Idol. Oh, and the one episode of Gilligan's Island! You know the one. The one where they almost get rescued but Gilligan screws it up! Yeah, that one! |
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| Feb-28-11 | | technical draw: I just discovered that I am NOT the handsomest man in the world. But I also made another discovery, second place isn't that bad either. |
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| Feb-28-11 | | weisyschwarz: Let the Madness begin! My Final Four:
--Southeastern North Dakota U.
--Altered State
--U. of Hawaii
--U. Alaska Nome
Brackets anyone? |
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| Feb-28-11 | | technical draw: My Final Four:
..Vassar
..Universidad Autónoma de Guadalajara
..MIT (Mississippi Institute of Taxidermy)
..Boston Collage |
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Feb-28-11
| | HeMateMe: I didn't know Vassectomy even had a team. |
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| Feb-28-11 | | weisyschwarz: <HeMateMe> They usually don't make the cut. |
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| Feb-28-11 | | technical draw: I guess they couldn't reproduce last year's results. |
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Feb-28-11
| | HeMateMe: Anyway, they still get a lot of beatings... |
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Feb-28-11
| | HeMateMe: I invented a chess variation, "the Tender Trap", but it was stolen by a singer. Maybe Smyslov. |
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Mar-01-11
| | HeMateMe: I'm the REAL father of Natalie Portman's child. I just didn't want the other chessplayers to get jealous. |
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| Mar-01-11 | | technical draw: Obama, first black president. Palin, first female president. TD, first grandmaster president. One of these 3 will never happen. Which one? |
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| Mar-01-11 | | TheFocus: I am going to be the first President to really <Focus> on the real issues. I will <Focus> on lowering taxes. Mine first, then the rest of you. I will <Focus> on controlling the inflow of immigrants by closing the border. We'll keep those pesky Canucks out. I will <Focus> on eliminating unemployment, mainly by hiring my relatives. I will <Focus> on reducing the size of government. Every politician will be on a diet right now. I will <Focus> on increasing the size of the military. Steroids and muscle milk will be requirements in the new military. Also a quota of confirmed kills is a daily requirement. |
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| Mar-01-11 | | I play the Fred: One of my goals, as the 3.14th president of the United Mexicos of Canaderica, will be to implement my "End Literacy Now!" (acronym: TFJ) program. When you can no longer read this post, Step One will have been achieved. |
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| Mar-01-11 | | weisyschwarz: I don't know come down baby, yaya ohh, what the bad press, not like ironing shirts, but another kind of press, about me...me, Charlie Sheen, is all about...around...in and out. He, yeah he makeses sense to uh to uh me. |
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Mar-02-11
| | HeMateMe: Even waaay back, in the mid 80s when the movie "Wall Street" came out Martin Sheen said his son, Charlie had a drug problem. Both are in the movie, playing father and son. Martin Sheen said the anger was real, because they were at war over Charlie's drug use. Right at the end of the Oliver Stone movie, they are walking up the court house steps in lower Manhattan, and Charlie says "Dad, I'm going to jail." Martin says "It's probably the best thing that could happen to you." |
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| Mar-02-11 | | weisyschwarz: "Charley Sheen should go back to jail, and find the other 1/2 of a man that his show is about." --Odd Lie Jr., at chess exhibition in Hollywood. |
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| Mar-03-11 | | technical draw: I am the original "Man of Few Words"
Total kibitzes: 11,308..... |
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| Mar-03-11 | | TheFocus: <TD> The more you post, the less you have to say. Perhaps you are getting old? |
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| Mar-03-11 | | TheFocus: I know that I have pushed my wife too faar when she says things like: <Do you remember what sex USED to be like?> <Do you remember how nice clean clothes were?> <Do you remember what home-cooked meals tasted like?> Or, the clincher:
<I was thinking of having my Mother move in with us.> Good thing she knows what the words <I RESIGN> mean. |
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| Mar-03-11 | | technical draw: My wife would make a great parole officer. She never lets me finish a sentence. |
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Mar-04-11
 | | WannaBe: http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/... I have now, trade marked 'I resign.' and <technical draw> have trade marked 'I won, woohoo!'. |
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| Mar-04-11 | | weisyschwarz: NFL players getting more bruised, more concussions and injuries so that owners could get richer...makes perfect sense to me. |
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Mar-04-11
| | HeMateMe: The Sex Pistols were neither. Discuss, amongst yourselves. |
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| Mar-05-11 | | Whitehat1963: The Beatles was not in fact a group of singing insects. Who knew? |
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