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Odd Lie

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Years covered: 1803

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Game		Result	Moves	Year	Event/Locale	Opening
1. Odd Lie vs NN		½-½	1	1803	Event	B00 Uncommon King's Pawn Opening

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Mar-05-11		WannaBe: Especially after you sign that 5 years 120 billion dollar contract, with 10000000 billion of it guaranteed...

Mar-05-11		technical draw: All who post here are rich and handsome except me.

Mar-05-11		WannaBe: <Whitehat1963> I don't think Who knew, but I am pretty sure Guess Who knew.

Mar-05-11		weisyschwarz: Bristol Palin has called on Mike Huckabee to tone it down.

Mar-06-11		Whitehat1963: Finish the lie: Bristol Palin, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan walked into a bar ... (First prize gets a free three-week trip for two to the Maldives.)

Mar-06-11		Tomlinsky: <Bristol Palin, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan walked into a bar...> ... You would have thought at least one of them would have noticed it.

Mar-06-11		Tomlinsky: <Bristol Palin, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan walked into a bar...> ... in a restaurant to meet their manager. Barman to Manager: 'Would you like to order the food before drinks, Sir?' Manager: 'I would indeed. I'll have the steak platter, medium and peppered.' Barman: 'And the vegetables, Sir?' Manager: 'They'll have the same.'

Mar-06-11		Tomlinsky: <Whitehat1963> I really could do with a holiday. Nudge

Mar-06-11		Phony Benoni: <Bristol Palin, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan walked into a bar...> Bristol says, "Una bottiglia del vostro miglior vino della Borgogna, per favore!" Britney says, "Una botella de su mejor vino de Borgoña, por favor!" Paris says, "Amphora vini optimos Burgundiae, sis!" Lindsay says, "Une bouteille de votre meilleur vin bourgogne, s'il vous plaît! Et donnez-moi le chèque." The ladies enjoy sipping their wine with genteel conversation for the next hour, then get up to leave. The barman says to Lindsay, "Hey, you didn't pay the check!" Lindsay replies, "Oh, I'm just borrowing this. I'll bring it right back."

Mar-06-11		HeMateMe: <Bristol Palin, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan walked into a bar...> Bristol said "Wait, I can't be drinking--I'm pregnant!" Britney said "Wait, I can't be drinking--It'll wreak havoc with the 14 prescription meds I'm loaded up on!" Paris said "Wait, I can't be drinking--I'm not wearing any underwear!" Lindsay said "Wait--what's underwear?"

Mar-07-11		Whitehat1963: And the winner is ...

Mar-07-11		Whitehat1963: <Tomlinsky>! Congratulations. Enjoy your trip. Tickets are in the mail.

Mar-07-11		WannaBe: After my last defeat to <technical draw> (a 4 move miniature) I spent all night crying...

Mar-07-11		I play the Fred: The Queen's Indian Defense was developed: A) by a group of drag queens B) In Queens, New York C) by Freddie Mercury, Brian May, et al

Mar-07-11		Tomlinsky: <Whitehat1963> Excellent! I would like to thank everyone involved for this accolade and also take this opportunity to tell my wife that I'm leaving! The Bermuda option has now been booked and her sister just happens to be on the same plane. What a coincidence!? ♫ Holidaay! It would be sooo nice! ♫ - Unvailable For Children's Parties, Bar Mitvah, Public Executions, Vicar's Lunches & Cheerleader Reunions -

Mar-07-11		WannaBe: <I play the Fred> No, you silly, the answer is D) Queen Victoria, that was her response when asked what should the Royal Army do when the natives attacks! But don't worry, in the future, it will be renamed to Defence Pattern Kirk-Delta-Gamma-Five.

Mar-08-11		Whitehat1963: I thought the answer was E) Pocohontas.

Mar-08-11		Whitehat1963: Finish the lie: Charlie Sheen, Muammar Qaddafi, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Osama bin Ladin walked onto a porn set ... (First prize gets a date with one of Sheens women. You provide your own tiger blood.)

Mar-08-11		HeMateMe: Girls: Aren't you Charlie Sheen? CS: You bet! Girls: Last time we saw you, you were running outside a hotel naked, high, with one of our coworkers! CS: I'm on Charlie Sheen! Its a miracle drug! Girls: Um.....guys who use...can't...finish...if you know what I mean. Girls: Aren't you 'Mo Gadaffi? MG: It is I, the Excellancy! I OWN my very own country! Girls: (whispering...after the divorce, would any of you want half of Libya?....which half?....does it matter...? giggles...) Girls: Um...thats nice. Keep the sunglasses on...hey, did you swipe that scarf from Yasser Seriwan? MG: HUMPH! I believe you mean Yasser Arafat, may he rest in peace! Girls: Yeah, whatever...... Girls: Arent you Mohamar ImANuttJob? MA: yes ladies. I control the glorious present land that was ancient Persia! Girls: (whisper...look at the cheap suit...isn't Target having a sale this week..?) Girls: You don't control S*! I've seen Maytag repairman who dress better than you! You phony! MA: I have my own nuclear reactor!! Girls: You sawed off hustler! You're not Amajinabad! You're "ImaWannaBe"! Girls: (whisper...what a bunch of losers...) Girls: Well....who are you? OB: I am Osama Bin Landin. You beautiful girls may call me Sammy! Girls: (whisper...I knew a Parole Officer named Sammy, and he...Oh Shut up Maxine...) Girls: We seen you on TV! You dress in rags and live in a cave! OB: That is for security! I hide from the infidels. But truly, I am part of the Saudi Royal family--I own my own jet! Girls: (whisper...he stinks, and his teeth look funny...) Girls: Why would we want to hang out with you? OB: Next week, the cave is being remodeled! Indoor swimming pool, cable TV and speed dial iphone to Papa Johns Pizza! Girls: We couldn't hang with you. Where is the nearest Victoria's Secret? ten thousand miles away? Besides, you guys claim you'll get a thousand virgins when you die. Fine. But you don't have any experience with the girls that are alive right now. We don't have any time to teach a BEGINNER how to please a lady!!HA! RACOUS LAUGHTER** Girls: Lets go ladies! There arent' any men here. Lets go 'cross town and hang with Mike Tyson. He just put in some new pidgeon coops! Oh, I love pidgeons. And you know, there's noting sexier than a bald guy with brain damage. Plus, he has that great tatoo on his face. Saves money on the halloween costume each year! And if all thats not enough, Mike still does ONE thing really well.. Lets Roll, Girls!

Mar-09-11		WannaBe: Tonight, even the towel/water boys are crying in Miami...

Mar-09-11		Whitehat1963: <HeMateMe>, I'm cancelling the rest of the competition. Obviously, no one can compete with your entry. Hope you have your own tiger's blood!

Mar-09-11		weisyschwarz: I am supporting Tom Brady by wearing a ponytail. I think we all should. Even the big guns: Carlsen; Anand; Kramnik; Aronian; Nakamura; Short; Korchnoi...come on, get your game on!

Mar-09-11		HeMateMe: Here's one of Eddie Van Halen, pony tail. According to Sammy Hagar, Ed would sometimes disappear during a live show and come back with his hair in a samurai bob, and he would start yelling crap at the audience, and play badly. I think he might be on Charlie Sheen at that point in a show. <http://acapella.harmony-central.com...-(Courtesy-of-his-GF)&s=197bf0379f1ac8b1be2c1374562b89a6>

Mar-09-11		weisyschwarz: Here is the latest hot item seen at the Manhattan Chess Club, <HeMateMe>! The idea is catching on!! Ponytails everywhere! http://cubitas.amazonwebstore.com/V...

Mar-10-11		HeMateMe: < weisyschwarz > Thats hot! But, I'll wait for the Lady GaGa Meat ponytail jewelry to become available.

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