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Oct-06-11
 | | HeMateMe: I watched Sex and the City 2 on cable tonight, with a lady friend. She got me drunk, but promised to respect me in the morning. |
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Oct-06-11
 | | WannaBe: <HeMateMe> Oh, come on! We know you don't have cable. Quit lying! |
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Oct-06-11
 | | HeMateMe: Okay, we had Ballantine beers and City Harvest bagels, in a city bus shelter. I called her Carrie, and she said "I was Mister Big." |
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Oct-07-11
 | | HeMateMe: ...Another Paul McCartney fan? |
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Oct-07-11
 | | HeMateMe: Have you seen the new two part HBO series on Geroge Harrison? It's running right now. Scorsese's a big music fan. He directed "The Last Waltz". He did that cool Stones movie, the live movie from the Beacon theater in NYC, coupleof years old. Its the only live Stones show, filmed, that I like. Buddy Guy comes out and does some great electric blues. The George special is ok. What a wife, that Olivia. Beautiful girl, great personality. When that guy broke into their sleeping quarters at Friar Park, she beat the guy senseless with a fire poker. If she likes younger guys, I'd be available. |
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Oct-07-11 | | Shams: <What a wife, that Olivia. Beautiful girl, great personality.> Good to know he landed on his feet after the Pattie Boyd fiasco. |
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Oct-07-11
 | | HeMateMe: It's good to be a Beatle. |
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Oct-08-11
 | | HeMateMe: I just finished watching the movie White Chicks, with a white chick. I'm not making this up. |
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Oct-09-11 | | whiteshark: I suspect vignette is some kind of salad dressing. |
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Oct-09-11 | | whiteshark: My only hobby is online-chess because it keeps me connected to society. |
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Oct-09-11 | | TheFocus: Don't you mean the dregs of society? |
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Oct-09-11
 | | HeMateMe: Kim Cattrell, who played uber vixen Samantha on Sex and the City will be playing a washed up porn actress in her next large screen role. It's a big stretch, but I think she can pull it off. The role, that is... |
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Oct-10-11 | | whiteshark: Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest. |
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Oct-10-11
 | | HeMateMe: I've secretly infiltrated the Occupy Wall Street protest group. I'm slipping in placards demanding more corporate sponsorship of chess events. I think we can get this done. |
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Oct-10-11
 | | WannaBe: < whiteshark: Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest. > Nice! No Odd Lie! =) |
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Oct-12-11 | | whiteshark: I heard that Chuck Norris once challenged Ron Paul to a fight and lost. |
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Oct-12-11 | | whiteshark: I'm getting a $500,000 student loan to get a <degree in <Shadow Banking>> and one of the courses is <about money printing>. I discovered a bankrupt weekly newpaper with all the printing presses intact and in good order. In a few weeks I'll have the $500,000 student loan paid off and will be competing with the fed for green backs printed. My new business may get so huge, I'll have to expand and I'll be forced to get an MBA so I can manage my new printing business. :) |
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Oct-12-11 | | JustAFish: My rating is 1700. Six years ago, when I began taking chess seriously, it was around 1100. That makes a ratings gain of 100 points per year. So, in just 11 years, I'll be playing for the world championship. |
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Oct-12-11
 | | HeMateMe: The Underwear Bomber also had Rybka in his BVDs. That's gonna cost him another nickel... |
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Oct-12-11 | | Whitehat1963: Rand Paul/Ayn Rand 2012! |
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Oct-12-11 | | Whitehat1963: Finish the lie:
Ayn Rand and Rand Paul walked into a chess tournament .... Best finish wins either a trip for two to Giuseppe's Barber Shop on the corner of 8th Ave. and 44th Street in Hell's Kitchen, or dinner at Tyrone's Barbecue on 112th Street in Harlem -- whichever is cheaper. Good luck! |
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Oct-12-11
 | | HeMateMe: <Ayn Rand and Rand Paul walked into a chess tournament ....> and Ru Paul said "Gurls! Where did you GET those shoes?!" |
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Oct-12-11
 | | WannaBe: <Whitehat1963: Ayn Rand and Rand Paul walked into a chess tournament ....> Rand McNelly says: "You two must be lost, here is a map." |
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Oct-12-11 | | JustAFish: ... and then they walk right back out again. Chess has too many rules and regulations for them. |
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Oct-12-11 | | Travis Bickle: The NBA season starts tomorrow! |
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