<Dredge Rivers: Whatever happened to his brother, Mark? :) >

<They just never learn....for it is written by the books, thou shall not partake of the Forbidden Fruit, the Fruit of Crafty Knowledge. Once you partake of that Fruit, you will be banished from paradise and will be dealt with legal action...and the no-tech gods rested, feasted on rybs ka-bob, good wine, call it a good sale day... >

<Chessfanatic100: <Hey chessgames.com ! im chessfanatic100,and id like to distance myself from these two beadyeyezz/and thefocus chaps..id appreciate it if you did not associate me with these two nincompoops in future whatsoever,as i did see the poetry,and downright filthy language they posted each other,found it beyond disgusting and stayed well away,then as the evening progressed and a few more of your users started using the same terrible language as the two of them i actually kibitzed once on these posts simply inquiring about sock puppets ! Please do not associate me with the foolish men who were bickering back and forth yesterday evening in the future im new to this site Many thanks>>

<chessgames.com: <<Chessfanatic100> If you'd like to distance yourself from Beadyeyezz then I suggest you stop letting him use your computer.>>

IOW: Please stop taking us for idiots...

<Greengrass>< One more thing I've noticed. <CG> can be a rough place to come to. If someone isn't prepared to get a bloody nose once in a while, they should stay home and hide under their bed.>

About 16 days later, after being embarrassed in a poem by <Beadyeyezz>, aka <Lennonfan>, he left and swore never to return.

<NARC: If Fischer saw 13. Rb1 or 13. Nb5 he must have had access to Rybka>

<dice: In the old days Fischer was Rybka. >

<OhioChessFan: Rybka stole Fischer's source code.>

<JND: mother used to chase him around the apt WITH A BUTCHER KNIFE screaming she was going to kill him;>

The Kibitzer's Café

Oct-09-10: I play the Fred:

<BillWilliamsMovie: Hello KbzCfe I'm new-ish. I've been to the site many times b4. Just trying to improve.>

Hello. I have been to this site many times Nf6. Your turn.

BillWilliamsMovie: But I have yet to move my good Fred. Let's just say I played 1.e4 and now we start a game with the Alekhine Defence.

<IptF: I didn't want to post one of my own, but I'm just this shameless (SugarDom had a good one in this exchange too):>

Raymond Keene

<or simple <TRIBLE LOYALTY>>

(Description of a liteary character of the same name: <"He was a friend of the narrator's son, who was training to beat the world record for being enclosed with venomous snakes." >

<acirce>: <strifeknot> Come on. If I beat you once, and then you beat me once, we have BOTH performed better than if we draw each other twice. Don't you see how much sense that makes?

4th Bilbao Masters (2011)

<acirce>: If that's not clear enough, let's put it this way. When Topalov challenged Anand for the World Champion title in 2010, he "lost" the match +2 -3 =7. I say "lost", with the quotation marks, because this was actually a <better> achievement (2*3 + 7*1 = 13) than if he had tied it by drawing all games (12*1 = 12). How can anyone not love this system?

Jesuitic Calvinist: <I am glad this lady has been successful career-wise; it can't be easy going through life with a name that sounds like an inexplicably popular line of the Nimzovich Defence.

Her life has probably not been as complex as that of the German heiress Else Lasker Pelikan Sveshnikov. Not to mention the Russian actress and socialite Anastasia Tartakover Bondarevsky Makogonov, who complained that her first husband was too eccentric and the others too boring.>

Dr. Jana Malypetrova Hartston Miles Bellin

Jesuitic Calvinist: <After the more serious chess content of the above post: Milner-Barry must have been one of the last players with a hyphenated surname to represent Britain (or any other country, probably). For those who know something about cricket, I read recently that former England captain Graham Gooch, who played his first test match in 1975, was the first player with a moustache to play for England since 1946.

If we think of the last world chess champion to have a moustache (and I mean customarily and not as a three-day binge-drinking party trick, and yes, I am referring to you, Mr AA), I suppose it would have to be Lasker.

Hyphenated surname? Mmmm.... Saint-Amant? That is, if you accept that he was a de facto world champion after winning his match against Staunton. Was his surname actually hyphenated? I've seen it with and without.>

vonKrolock: <<Jesuitic Calvinist> <Graham Gooch, who played his first test match in 1975, was the first player with a moustache to play for England since 1946.> thanks ,i was willing to know this for quite a while, but dont knew how to ask... >

LIFE Master AJ: <ultra = hayton3? (probably)> I Sabau vs A J Goldsby, 2003

LIFE Master AJ: <h3 = hayton3> Svidler vs Kasimdzhanov, 2005

LIFE Master AJ: <I would bet a nickel that <anonOO1> is really Hayton3.> Nakamura vs A J Goldsby, 2003

LIFE Master AJ: <<square dance> And for all I know, you ARE Hayton3!> Paul Morphy

LIFE Master AJ: [...] <So what is more likely? Logic dictates that the simplest explanation is the easiest one, i.e. that Hayton3 and Chancho are one and the same user.> [...] chancho chessforum

LIFE Master AJ: [...] <Jilted Rook is Hayton3, same user. Anything he says must be taken with a grain of salt ... or viewed "with a gimlet eye."> Rybka (Computer)

LIFE Master AJ: [...] <And I am wondering if hpdrifter is actually Hayton3 in disguise ...> TheSlid chessforum

LIFE Master AJ: <<Tothed> You are not as ascerbic as you used to be, the language is not the same. Simply tell me if you are the old user <Hayton3 or Hater3> ... so I can ignore you and be done with it.> Nakamura vs A J Goldsby, 2003

LIFE Master AJ: <Col. Wart (Hayton3) is full of beans, as usual.> Mamedyarov vs I Kurnosov, 2009

LIFE Master AJ: <Apparently <Hayton3> has a new handle. (theagenbiteofinwit)> Kibitzer's Café

LIFE Master AJ: <Maybe ... <picard> = <Col. Dort> = Hayton3?> Nakamura vs A J Goldsby, 2003

LIFE Master AJ: <I am pretty sure (now) that one user that claims to be a lawyer ... ... ... is probably a sock-puke-it of <Hayton3>. (Col. blowhard and his [His = <Full <of> Stinking, Rotten ...>.] posts sound too much alike ... just like one and the same person.)> A J Goldsby vs V Hodgson, 2009

LIFE Master AJ: <Of course that's just another guise of Hayton3 / Colonel Mortimer.

One day the admins are going to get rid of him ... AND all of his many sock puppets.> S Minero Pineda vs A J Goldsby, 2003