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May-24-10 | | Travis Bickle: "I'd rather be lucky than good".
T. Bickle ; P |
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Jun-03-10
 | | TheAlchemist: I wonder if anyone has posted it yet, anyway, read through G Gasparov Some great stuff. |
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Jun-23-10
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Jun-23-10
<MrMelad>: Kevin Costner also has a machine to make drinkable water out of his own urine. I saw that at sea world :) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh |
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Jun-23-10 | | WhiteRook48: i don't know if anyone has posted this yet
New Girlfriend |
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Jun-29-10
 | | Stonehenge: Ivan Sokolov Jun-05-10 wolfmaster: Is Sokolov crunk in that photo? |
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Jun-29-10
 | | TheAlchemist: A J Goldsby Jun-29-10 DeepFriedLiver: <I Like Fish: Life's a box of chocolates, <LIFE Master AJ>. You never know what you're gonna get.> Oh my god, <I Like Fish> composed a grammatically reasonable, coherent post without ellipses! Never thought I'd see the day! Now if we could only work on that fruit guy... |
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Aug-10-10
 | | jessicafischerqueen: From the <Fischer Page>: Aug-09-10
<HeMateMe:> If they had let Willie Nelson write off his large spleef outlays as a medical deduction, he might not have any back taxes. AHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAH |
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Sep-14-10
 | | Annie K.: Carlsen vs The World, 2010 <Domdaniel: <Jack> -- <The World sucks>I think it's called *gravity*.> |
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Sep-14-10 | | Russian Grandmasters: User: whiteshark <daily lesson> Before you <criticize> someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. |
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Sep-14-10
 | | SwitchingQuylthulg: offramp: <In future Linares will feature rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, @#$%-kickers and Methodists.> azaris: <You mean next time they'll invite Azmaparaishvili?> |
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Sep-28-10 | | whatthefat: From The World vs. Natalia Pogonina, Sep-28-10.
<RandomVisitor: <blue wave> happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you,
your av-a-tar is blue-ew
from New Zealand are you.
..pardon the bad singing.> |
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Sep-29-10
 | | chancho: A post of <OCF>'s on the Chessgames Challenge: The World vs N Pogonina, 2010
<To the tune of Kung Fu Fighting:> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUk...
<Everybody's a spacebar master DOH!
They all were cluelesss patzers. DOH!
Without their quadcore masters DOH!
Their game's a sad disaster.>
<They were clueless little men from their clueless little towns> <They were loading Rybka up and they were pressing spacebars down> <It's a brand new cyber secret and everybody knew their part> <Just load your Fritz into your new Dell, and click a key to start!> <Everybody's a spacebar master DOH!
They all were cluelesss patzers. DOH!
Without their quadcore masters DOH!
Their game's a sad disaster.>
<There's no analyzing, no need to sac a Pawn> <After every move by Pogo, just turn your IMACs on.> <We ran Houdini and Stockfish, started tapping the spacebar> <30 plies but no thinking, oh yes, that's who we are!> <Everybody's a spacebar master DOH!
They all were clueless patzers. DOH!
Without their quadcore masters DOH!
Their game's a sad disaster.> |
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Oct-09-10 | | Russian Grandmasters: <Bridgeburner> on "CG.com forum ettiquette": ###############
Oct-09-10
Bridgeburner: <Nimh>
<I've already read everything you've written on your study and methodology associated with it. It can be easily seen that you have no idea what you are doing.> Do you often go into someone's house and spit in their face whenever you disagree with them? ########## |
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Oct-10-10 | | Bridgeburner: Lecturing a neurologist and brain surgeon about the human brain: <nimh> to <visayanbraindoctor>: <What you seemingly don't get is that the ultimate capabilities of human brain are determined by DNA and is not uniform among all humans. Some individuals are more talented in respect of intellectual capabilities than others.> - Bridgeburner chessforum |
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Jan-02-11
 | | jessicafischerqueen: Here is the "Immortal Post":
<<Dec-20-02 Kulla Tierchen:> Ghoul, I saw your message only just now. I was away all day on a fool's errand, an eighty-mile round trip for nothing with all those Christmas shoppers. I was directed to what I was informed was an <<<Alekhine sale,>>> only to discover when I arrived that the merchandise offered was from the Eveready Battery Company of Cleveland, Ohio. What a swindle! Even now I am still beside myself with rage!
To get to your question, Botvinnik was among the very few, along with Karpov, who had the sviazi to refuse to sign that shameful document. They both knew they were safe from retaliation. Botvinnik with that arrogance of his declared that he did not sign joint letters.> I wish I had more "sviazi." |
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Jan-02-11 | | Benzol: <I wish I had more "sviazi."> So do I.
:) Also it's a pity <Ghoul> and <Kulla Tierchen> are no longer with us. |
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Jan-02-11
 | | jessicafischerqueen: <Benzol> to be sure- that's quite an exchange on the <Botvinnik> page, replete with a lengthy administrative "intervention." Since I'm attempting to view every chess game ever played, I keep running in to the "original posters" from 2002-2004 and the groundbreaking work they did. |
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Mar-24-11
 | | OhioChessFan: Interesting about <Ghoul> and <Kulla Tierchen> Kulla Tierchen
First post Nov 27 02
Last post Dec 21 02
Ghoul
First post Nov 25 02
Last post Dec 21 02 |
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Apr-04-11
 | | OhioChessFan: On Chinese Championship (2011) HeHateMe: <Shouldn't the boards here have different colored marbles?> |
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Apr-15-11
 | | SwitchingQuylthulg: Kasparov vs Topalov, 1999 <Mozart72: Each player has 16 pieces to attack or defend, ok?. Now chess is a rather strange game because although white plays against black and viceversa, mathematicaly each contender plays by himself. So, in a game analysis be it opening, middle or endgame, you can calculate the implied or win probability of each player separatly. The basic formula of probability is P = n/N. "n" stands for the number of succesfull pieces played on the chessboard. "N" for the total number of pieces chess has. In this case N is a constant because you will never have more o less than 16 chess pieces win, lose, or draw. They will be on the side of the table. So, substitute n with 16 and N with 16 and you get 1. Substitute n with 15 and N with 16 and you get 0.9375 and so on.> [...]
<Shams: Having been invited to apply this little scheme to horseracing, I've devised the following chart, which scientifically computes the win probability for each horse in a race, based on the number of legs that horse has.# of Legs / Win Probability
4 / 100%
3 / 75%
2 / 50%
1 / 25%
0 / 0%
I'm so confident in this chart that I am willing to personally guarantee any wager you might make based on it-- well, based on one line of it only. I'll let you guess which line that is.> |
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Apr-17-11
 | | OhioChessFan: On the Odd Lie page:
Calli: The Borin Topic page was seen on the computer screens of both sleeping air traffic controllers. |
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May-08-11 | | WhiteRook48: Odd Lie, page 430, read the post about Osama, Saddam, and Hitler at the Pearly Gates. |
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May-10-11
 | | WannaBe: First off, I have to apologize, maybe I had too little sleep, maybe I had a beer too many, or maybe, I am just being me, but this exchange, at chessgames.com chessforum was just too funny, to me at least. From two of the most honourable and funniest (driest) humoured member. <May-08-11 technical draw: Just make me the monitor of all posts and everything will be just fine. I will be fair and impartial und you vill like it. Anyone gets out of order and a quick Achtung! will put them back in their place. Yes, sir. I already have my armband and everything, verstehen? May-08-11 Jim Bartle: And you'll only charge 20 Deutschemarks? > |
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May-20-11
 | | chancho: From A Lasker vs Lasker, 1909 <May-20-11 Phony Benoni: Looks like Emanuel had Baked A Lasker for dessert.> |
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May-21-11
 | | chancho: From Kenneth Rogoff <OhioChessFan: JB: Yes, it appears Grischuk and Gelfand ascended after move 13 of today's game. At least that's the only explanation I can think of for calling it a draw.> <It was a Queen's Gambit Raptured.> |
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