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Memorable Quotes
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   Memorable Quotes has kibitzed 35 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-18-20 TheAlchemist chessforum (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Also, this is in no way me taking any sides in this debate, I left it as is so everyone can make up their own mind.
 
   Sep-27-17 Memorable Quotes chessforum (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Just to correct my previous mistake, reposted: <Dr Winston OBoogie>: <saffuna: <<Bobsterman>, did you notice that Trump's speech at the UN was strong, very manly and well received by respected leaders around the world?> <The president of Nambia ...
 
   Feb-03-06 Chessgames - Beer (replies)
 
Memorable Quotes: Finally, I have completed Game Collection: The Punishment . You're welcome to have a look!
 
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Memorable CG Kibitzers' Quotes

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Dec-03-20
Premium Chessgames Member
  Check It Out: Re: Mark Taimanov (a top concert pianist) fathering a child (twins!) at age 78:

<HeMateMe: ...a man of rare talents! He knew how to tickle the ovaries.>

Mark Taimanov (kibitz #281)

Dec-03-20  technical draw: Mark Taimanov would have had more children but he didn't have time enough. hahaha!
Dec-14-20
Premium Chessgames Member
  Check It Out: <diceman: <thegoodanarchist:

Did you know Nikolai Tesla was a life-long virgin?>

Probably the only place he couldn't make sparks fly. :)>

Ha!

Big Pawn chessforum (kibitz #5366)

Dec-15-20
Premium Chessgames Member
  Check It Out: <cormier>:

<<<December 15, 2020>

“Today I am calling you to a complete surrender to God.> Everything you do and everything you possess give over to God so that He can take control in your life as the King of all that you possess.”>

<nok: Um... no thank you.>

I guess that's asking for a bit too much.

Kenneth Rogoff (kibitz #454368)

Dec-18-20  Gregor Samsa Mendel: <sudoplatov: Canal should have had an advantage if playing in Venice.>

E Canal vs Euwe, 1948

Jan-03-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: User: goodevans is an astute poster with a great user name. Have a looks at this:

Nunn vs J A Sutton, 1984 (kibitz #79)

<goodevans: There's an annoying little quirk of the computer annotated scores on CG that they don't get updated when SF changes its evaluation of a position. In today's computer annotation, SF awards Dr Nunn's <25.Rfd3> a <?>, saying he should have played 25.Ra3 instead <+1.85 (27 ply)>. It then evaluates black's response <25...O-O> as <+0.69 (25 ply)> so white's 'mistake' has cost him more than a pawn.

<But wait>. Ask SF to evaluate the position again and it changes it to <+7.52 (24 ply)> rendering its own computer annotation a nonsense. Wouldn't it be great if mistakes like these could be reflected back into the annotation.>

There is something wrong in SF's neural network.

Feb-15-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: Chessgames wit in the grand kibitzer manner:

<Feb-15-21 Willber G: Anyway, Trump will be inaugurated on March 4th and become the 19th POTUS, apparently.

saffuna: That's right, I'd forgotten. And I bet US Grant will have the courtesy to attend.>

Feb-19-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  Check It Out: <saffuna: They say there were 30,000 cardboard cutouts at the Super Bowl.

Actually, 30,005 if you count the Chiefs' offensive line.>

Hah.

Jeremy Lim (kibitz #49783)

Feb-25-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  saffuna: <Feb-24-21
Premium Chessgames Member keypusher: <All the moves are the same, till 5...e6.> All the words are the same, up to "Ishmael.">

Stein vs Petrosian, 1973

Mar-29-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  Check It Out: <nok:

<Oxford considers scrapping sheet music for being 'too colonial' after staff raise concerns>

The staff won't have the notes anymore.>

Kenneth Rogoff (kibitz #465661)

Mar-29-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  WannaBe: I don't know if that quote is too sharp or fell flat.
Mar-31-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  Check It Out: <WannaBe: I don't know if that quote is too sharp or fell flat.>

Careful there, you might get in treble.

Apr-01-21  Z legend of CG: Give it a rest, I need a break //!
Apr-07-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  jessicafischerqueen:

<Ohio Chess Fan> wiener of the esoteric fruit pun contest:

<OhioChessFan: <<<jessicafruitqueen>>>, I've always found women who enjoy puns to be full of passion fruit. I'd like to date such a person, but no long term commitment. I cantaloupe. That's the longan short of it.>

chessgames.com chessforum (kibitz #35424)

Apr-07-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  Check It Out: <<morfishine: Wow, Pomar only passed away 4 years ago.>

offramp: Yes, he lived to the age of 84, including a 50 year chess career.

Towards the end of that career he played Topalov: Topalov vs Pomar Salamanca, 1992

And at the start he had played Maroczy:
Pomar Salamanca vs Maroczy, 1947

Maroczy had played Henry Bird:
Bird vs Maroczy, 1895

And Henry Bird had played Paul Morphy:
Morphy vs Bird, 1858

So that is four handshakes from Morphy to Topalov.>>

That's pretty neat.

N Gaprindashvili vs Pomar Salamanca, 1973 (kibitz #21)

Apr-08-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  FSR: Little-known fact: 1.d4 Nf6 2.c4 e6 3.Nf3 Bb4+ is called the BOGO-Indian Defense because Black "buys" one Indian defense but if White plays 4.Nc3 he gets a second one (the Nimzo-Indian) free.
Jul-11-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: <harrylime: ... When I go into work and say the name kasparov, I will get blank dead stares. When I go into a pub, and say the name kasparov, I will get blank dead stares.

When I mention the name kasparov to my friends , I will get blank dead stares.

When I mention the name kaspatrov to my family, I will get blank dead stares.>

<optimal play: Harry, isn't that the usual reaction you get regardless of whatever you're talking about?>

Aug-05-21  Z4all: <<MissScarlett>: Oh, you mean Morphy?

I think the only stimulant that ever passed his lips was Communion wine. He had an ascetic quality worthy of a founder of a religion.>

de Riviere vs Morphy, 1863

Sep-12-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Here was a really good game: not a game for the ages and anthologies, just a game to played through a few times and have a laugh and admire the players' skill.

Nepomniachtchi vs Firouzja, 2021 (kibitz #6)

<An Englishman: <0Zer0>, can't disagree with your comments. Can only write that if I were a Super-GM, would treat these tournaments as paid vacations and fill the Internet with Albins and Evans Gambits. Because the fans don't have to be the only ones to have fun.>

JURASSIC PARK!

Sep-13-21  Z truth 000000001: RE: Norway 2020 & 2021 tournament format (i.e. classical draws decided via Armageddon):

<Troller: <Tabanus: Same scoring system as last year. >

Well, two wrongs do not make a right.>

Norway Chess (2021) (kibitz #22)

While not necessarily agreeing with the sentiment, I appreciate the wit.

Oct-18-21  Z truth 000000001: <Dionysius1: Though I loved being in Wales, I got the feeling to be Welsh you needed to have been born there, ideally more than once.>

United States Championship (2021) (kibitz #83)

Oct-27-21  Z truth 000000001: <wtpy: Count me among those who does not believe in the dictum, I post therefore I am.>

Kenneth Rogoff (kibitz #483006)

Oct-28-21  optimal play: <Oct-28-21 harrylime: The owner of this site pronounces some one dead

and then said poster

posts .... lol lol lol

it's so funny ... and why I love this site xxx

also you putting up with me for so long is there too xxx>

Kibitzer's Café (kibitz #289974)

Nov-20-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: I generally avoid Rogoff quotes here as I despise political dustups on this page. But this is hilarious and pretty much non-partisan:

<MissScarlett: Moral of this story: don't bring a skateboard to a gunfight.>

Dec-18-21
Premium Chessgames Member
  Diademas: From the Karpov - Fischer World Championship Match (1975) page.

< whiteshark: Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.>

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