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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jan-30-12
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  Phony Benoni: Let me know when Madden picks the lottery numbers. They will only be simulated numbers, but still better than nothing.

However, I'll take a pass if there's a $20 fee.

Jan-30-12
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  WannaBe: From espn.com page 2:

Foleys pub and restaurant (In NY) will not sell Sam Adams beer during the Super Bowl. (Really! No lie).

Here is where the 'fun' starts...

• In Boston, no Green Giant vegetables. Just Del Monte.

• New York cable companies will not show any "Brady Bunch" reruns.

• Boston cable companies will ban all versions of "Law & Order." Except the L.A. one.

• In New York, all Boston cover bands must become Journey cover bands.

• Download a They Might Be Giants song in Boston? Federal offense. Even if you did it legally.

• Martin Scorsese will remove "The Departed" from his IMDB page.

• In New York, all men named Pat must go by Patrick. Unless they're Patriots fans, in which case it's something we can't print here.

• Finally, New York will issue a temporary ban on patriotism. In fact, the Statue of Liberty must wear a lampshade all day.

Plus, NY will not show any rerun of 'Boston Legal', and 'Cheers'.

Jan-30-12
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  Phony Benoni: While Yankees and Red Sox fans don't see anything different.
Jan-31-12
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  WannaBe: I can't read that last post, I got this D@%% lampshade over my head...
Jan-31-12  Shams: <In New York, all Boston cover bands must become Journey cover bands.>

My favorite.

Jan-31-12
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  WannaBe: Okay, how about this 'wager' between the gov'ners or mayors:

If New York Giants win, they will receive 100 gallons of N.E. clam chowder.

If New England Patriots win, they will <NOT> receive 100 tons of New York/New Jersey trash, on a barge.

Jan-31-12  Shams: "You look like a cow on ice." On Belichick and the film room:

http://espn.go.com/boston/nfl/story...

Jan-31-12  Shams: There are too many good nuggets to pull from that. Definitely read it!
Jan-31-12
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  WannaBe: I will have to agree with my fellow Pac-12 friend <Jim Bartle>, that G. Easterbrook is good! Funny, sharp, observant, and most of all, sports fan!

http://espn.go.com/espn/page2/story...

Feb-01-12
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  FSR: <<OhioChessFan: Shawn Payton, from Jackson Michigan, threatens Sean Payton:>

"Hi, I want you to relay a message to the sideline. If your stupid Southern team keeps winning, there will be reper … severe consequences. OK?">

What a frigging idiot. I hope he likes prison food.

Feb-01-12
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  WannaBe: Wait, the guy can't spell recession, but he can spell consequences?!?!
Feb-01-12
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  FSR: <Phony Benoni> You wrote this in my forum on September 22, 2011:

<Phony Benoni: <FSR> I'm doing a little checking on a Chicago chess player who was probably a bit before your time, but I was hoping you might know something.

The man in question is Sam Cohen, an Expert who was active in Chicago from the mid-1940s until his death in 1964. In our database, he has become identified with <S. S. Cohen> (full name Samuel S. Cohen), a strong master from New York good enough to qualify for the US Championship in the 1930s. <S.S. Cohen> disappeared from New York chess circles about the time Sam Cohen became active in Chicago.

I fell they are different people, particularly due to the rating difference, yet with the time frame it's possible that S.S. Cohen moved to Chicago and went by "Sam". Would you have any knowledge of "Chicago" Sam Cohen?>

Lombardy in his new book indicates that they are the same guy. On page 31, he has his game against Sam Cohen from the 1953 U.S. Open in Milwaukee. He observes, "Because his initials were S.S., he was nicknamed Steam Ship Cohen, possibly because he was able to steam through players in the Chicago area!" He makes no mention of Sam/S.S. ever having lived in New York.

btw, I posted a response to your question about N Speijer vs Couvee, 1955.

Feb-01-12  Jim Bartle: That's an excellent story on Belichick and his film sessions.

But I thought most all coaches, especially football coaches, were hypercritical the way Belichick is portrayed in the article. Just by nature they hammer at their players in practice. I'll bet even most of the coaches with nice-guy reputations are pretty rough. I watched "nice guy" Bill Walsh run practices at Stanford in the 70s, and he was plenty harsh.

On the other hand, I wonder about coaches demanding that players not make any mistakes, and harp on the mistakes they make. Seems it runs the risk of making players hesitant, trying to avoid an error rather than trying to make a play. Every player is going to make mistakes. If you demand perfection you may get fewer terrible plays, but you'll also get a lot fewer outstanding plays.

Feb-01-12
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  WannaBe: http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/7...
Feb-02-12  Jim Bartle: I think I figured out the CSI Box Score in Wannabe's article: Ted Williams pitched two innings.
Feb-02-12
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  WannaBe: Here is a kid, that have his priorities straight, when comes to choosing college.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf...

<Jim Bartle: ...CSI Boxscore...> Almost there, I'll award you an 'B'.

Feb-02-12  Jim Bartle: What? That isn't the key to the boxscore? I'll have to check some more. At least I found the boxscore.
Feb-02-12
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  Phony Benoni: Yes, that one's easy once you realize that Ted Wiliams is pitching.

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

A few other interesting tidbits. Williams was replaced in LF by Jim Bagby, normally a pitcher.

Also, Jimmie Foxx started the game as catcher, but was apparently replaced before Williams came in. Too bad--that would have made a great trivia question. "What battery had the most combined career home runs?" At 1055, the Williams/Foxx combo would have been hard to beat.

As it is, I would guess the record is below 800 since none of Babe Ruth's catchers did much in that department. He never pitched to Bill Dickey, who would have added 202 home runs to the battery. But Ruth did pitch to Joe Glenn:

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Why is that significant? The catcher who replaced Foxx and caught Williams was that same Joe Glenn. (In fact, it was his last major league game.) So a player who hit only five home runs in his career caught two pitchers who totalled 1235!

Feb-02-12
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  WannaBe: <Phony Benoni: Why is that significant? The catcher...>

You, sir, get an 'A+'!

Feb-02-12  Jim Bartle: Damn, I saw "Foxx c" and didn't even stop to think it might be Jimmy Foxx.

I also see that Williams gave up and only gave one hit in two and two-thirds. Not bad. He also two assists, which impressed me at first, until I realized there was no way to know if those were as pitcher or as leftfielder.

And WannaBe, if PB gets an A+, do I at least get an assist. It took me forever to find a game where Tommy Bridges won to go 8-8 on the season vs. Boston.

Feb-02-12
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  WannaBe: <Jim Bartle> You get detention after school! =))
Feb-02-12
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  Phony Benoni: <Jim Bartle> You get an "A" in my book, especially if you're serious about finding the game by going through Tommy Bridges. However, I think you're looking at the wrong pitching line for Wiliams; he threw the final two innings, giving up one run and three hits.
Feb-02-12
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  Phony Benoni: Rats. And here I thought I had found something new.

http://research.sabr.org/journals/t...

Feb-02-12  Jim Bartle: WannaBe: Ha! I don't even go to school.
Feb-02-12  Jim Bartle: PB: I did work through a lot of Bridges games (Tommy was the only pitcher Bridges) until I found a game with an 8-8 record vs. Boston. Took a while.

So I learned Tommy Bridges, who I had heard of only vaguely, was quite an outstanding pitcher for Detroit for quite a few years.

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