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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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May-03-12  Jim Bartle: Hold on a second. Pitcher for Team A has a birthday, 100% probability. Chance that pitcher for Team B is 1/365. So I'd say 1 in every 365 major league games feature starters with the same birthday (ignoring birth year right now). There are 2,430 games each year, so that would mean an average of 7 or 8 such games a year.

What I'd like to know is how many times the starting pitchers were born on the same day, in the same place, and to the same mother. Unfortunately the existence of a team called the Twins makes this tough via Google.

And by the way, have any real twins every played for the Twins?

May-03-12  Jim Bartle: Here's a fun interview with Bill Lee from a few years ago: http://www.baseball-almanac.com/pla...

Tidbits include that he ended up at a celebration party with Tigers fans after Detroit beat his Red Sox in the final game of the 1972 season to win the division, and a strange description of a double play in 1972 (http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...) even though there was already one out.

May-03-12
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  WannaBe: I missed the fact that the 2 pitchers are also playing that day.

That does throw a curve ball into the equation, any pitcher(es) born outside of the season would diminish the pool.

May-03-12  Jim Bartle: Right, my mistake completely. I was just thinking that the two pitchers had the same birthday, not that they were also pitching against each other on their birthdays.

First, of course (!), cut my first calcultion approximately in half, since only half the dates would occur during baseball season. Then divide by the number of days in the baseball season. So the chance of two pitchers with the same birthday facing each other would appear to occur (by chance) only once every fifty years or so.

May-03-12
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  Phony Benoni: Apparently, it's a first:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sport...

May-03-12
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  Phony Benoni: Again, I'm not quite sure of the math here. In fact, maybe we should unleash this on the Geniuses Over at the Stumpers Page. But just to make a rough estimate.

Within a group of 30 people, there will be two with the same birthday about 72% of the time (I think). Call it three out of four just to make things easy. So, out of four days with full schedules, there will be two starting pitchers with the same birthday three times.

Now, what are the chances those two pitchers would meet? My uneducated guess is 1 out of 29, so we multiply 3/4 by 1/29 to get 3/116, which is close enough to 3/120 to call it once every forty days or roughly four times a year. Again, I'm just making it easy rather than precise.

Now, how often will such a matchup occur on the pitchers' birthdays? Now I think you have to multiply by 1/365, which gets you 1 out of every 14,600 days. Figure 162 days in a baseball season, and that works out to about 90 baseball years.

Which is undoubtedly too optimistic for at least two reasons: (1) league play divides the number of chances for birthday boys to meet; (2) we're assuming 30 starting pitchers for 162 days, which in the 140 or so years of professional baseball is far too high.

All things considered, I wouldn't be at all surprised if Elias is right and it's never happened before. I also wouldn't be surprised if my math is wrong.

May-03-12
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  Phony Benoni: And if you want to do some research, maybe this will help:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/f...

By the way, I wasn't aware that Moose Skowrown died a week ago.

May-03-12  Jim Bartle: Here's my take:

50% chance that the home team's starter has a birthday during the season.

(Whoa, Adam Dunn just hit an incredible blast. He might miss a lot, but when he connects the ball travels.)

.27% chance the visiting team's pitcher has the same birthday.

.27% chance that they're playing on their birthdays.

Multiply the three together and you get the chance of it happening: .000365%.

Another way to look at it: once in 266,450 games.

May-03-12
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  WannaBe: I am not going to pretend that I know statistics, here are a few more thoughts...

2 pitchers may share a same birthday during season, but the teams have an off day.

Pitchers may not be facing one another.

One of the pitcher may end up on DL the week before.

They are born mid-Oct. and can only meet in the World Series.

I think the odds are slim.

May-03-12
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> That works out to about 110 seasons, and my 90 was a conservative estimate. In any event, it's not surprising that it hasn't happened before.
May-04-12  Jim Bartle: Have twins ever pitched against each other (not on their birthday)? I know brothers have faced each other many times, but twins?
May-04-12
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> If this is still accurate, apparently not:

http://www.twinstuff.com/twinsmlb.htm

May-04-12  Jim Bartle: A twins story in tennis:

In the 80s a player (maybe Ion Tiriac) lost a match to a new guy on the tour, Tim Gullikson, a right-hander. A few weeks later he played Tim's identical twin brother Tom, a left-hander, and lost to him as well.

Afterward Tiriac (or whoever it was) said, "I know I'm not the best player in the world, but I'll be damned if there's anybody who can beat me playing with either hand."

May-04-12
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  Phony Benoni: While Yankees-bashing seems to be the National Pastime, I don't see how any thoughtful baseball fan can consider Mariano Rivera's injury with anything but sadness. No career should end in this way, but to lose a sure Hall-of-Famer--and, by all accounts, a good and decent man--is a tragedy.
May-04-12  Jim Bartle: I didn't know Rivera had been injured.
Really sorry to hear it, the guy has a lot of class.
May-04-12
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  WannaBe: <Jim Bartle: I didn't know Rivera had been injured. Really sorry to hear it, the guy has a lot of class.>

He's a Yankee, how can he have class? Much less 'lot of class'? =)

May-04-12  playground player: <Phony Benoni> It's the coarsening of our culture.
May-04-12  technical draw: This is a wiki article ref Rivera's injury. It's all over for Mariano. Next stop, Cooperstown.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anteri...

May-04-12  Jim Bartle: WannaBe: The Yankees as a team may not be a paragon of class, but quite a few individual Yankees have or had it.
May-04-12  technical draw: If you want to see a Yankee fan with class just look at me. (hold on let me get this booger off the keyboard) Now, as I was saying Yankee fans have a lot of class.
May-04-12  technical draw: Interesting tidbit:

Roberto Clemente hit the only walk-off inside-the-park grand slam in baseball history. Clemente's 3rd base coach instructed him to stop at 3rd, but Clemente ran through to score the winning run.

May-04-12
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  WannaBe: <technical draw> Yes, they have a lot of class...

Remidial typing, remidial math, remidial base-running, remidial english... and of course, remidial spilling!! =)

May-04-12  Jim Bartle: Clemente hit that home run in 1956. He must have been called Robertito then. I guess he was 21 or 22.

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

Unless he was totally sure of scoring, strategy says Clemente should have stayed on third. He'd already driven in three to tie the score, and he'd have been on third with no outs and Dale Long and Frank Thomas coming up. That leaves really good odds he'd score.

May-04-12
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  Phony Benoni: I'm sorry, but I cannot call an inside-the-park home run a "walk-off" hit.
May-04-12  technical draw: <Phony> Lol!
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