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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jan-15-16  Jim Bartle: On the subject, I've been reading baseball stuff recently, and wondered what are the key points revealed by analytics since Bill James started it all in the 80s.

Here are what I think are the basic discoveries:

1. The park a player plays in has a huge effect on his production.

2. Giving up outs to gain bases (one-run strategies, "productive outs") are usually a bad idea.

3. Walks are important, and depend on the batter as much as the pitcher. Batters are not simply the recipients of gifts from bad pitchers.

4. There are usually young players, either in the majors or the minors, who can replace established players over 30.

I'm sure I'm missing a couple but most newer ideas come from those four.

Jan-15-16  thegoodanarchist: < Jim Bartle: ...

2. Giving up outs to gain bases (one-run strategies, "productive outs") are usually a bad idea.>

I've always thought that - ever since I watched my brother play organized baseball when we were kids.

With only 3 outs until a team's at bat is over, it seemed incredibly wasteful to sacrifice.

And even before Bill James, I read in Time magazine [yes, Time!] that statistical analysis showed base stealing was only productive if you were successful more than two thirds of the time, and yet MLB was only successful two thirds of the time.

Finally, Billy Beane came along and applied intellectualism to baseball, and started a revolution.

Jan-15-16  Jim Bartle: Beane certainly advanced things, but he made plenty of big errors as well.

One thing is that he seems to think hitters can always learn to become more selective hitters, and walk more and get better pitches to hit. Miguel Tejada was the example of a hitter who refused to learn in "Moneyball." (Never mind that he was MVP that year, with 34 HRs, 108 runs, 131 RBIs. He didn't walk enough!)

He never seems to consider that being ready to swing early and often may be necessary to a player being able to hit. Maybe a guy like Tejada simply won't be able to hit as well if he becomes patient and gets more walks. Maybe he can't hit with two strikes.

Jan-15-16  Jim Bartle: A major part of "Moneyball" is Beane drafting amateurs in 2002. It was all about taking players with good statistics as opposed to "looking like a ballplayer" or "having the tools."

And he was big on taking college players over high school players. This makes some sense--taking high schoolers is a crapshoot. But it's a crapshoot with some potentially big winnings.

Here are some results of the 2002 Beane was so pleased with as told in "Moneyball." The A's had five first-round selections, all college players: Nick Swisher, Joe Blanton, Ben Fritz, Jeremy Brown, Mark Teahen.

That's one good player, one average pitcher, and three washouts.

Meanwhile many high school players were chosen in the first round, and many were washouts. But the HS players taken included Zach Greinke, Prince Fielder and Scott Kazmir (all taken before A's first pick) and Jeff Francoeur, Matt Cain, James Loney, Denard Span and John Mayberry.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/d...

So yes, taking high school players is risky, but a lot of high school draftees become major league stars.

Jan-15-16
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  WannaBe: Detroit Lions will keep head coach:

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...

Jan-16-16
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> The first two point interact in an interesting way:

<1. The park a player plays in has a huge effect on his production.

2. Giving up outs to gain bases (one-run strategies, "productive outs") are usually a bad idea.>

If the parks have such a large influence on offensive performance, wouldn't they also have a dominant effect on strategy as well? "One-run" baseball is obviously a bad idea in Colorado, but might be the best strategy in a pitcher's park like, say, Oakland.

What happens too often with statistics is that we forget they show long-term trends rather than guides to specific situations. Over a sufficiently long period of time, they will probably lead to greater success on the whole. But if you want to win <this> year, you have to make do with what you got possibly going against the percentages for the short haul.

Jan-16-16  Party Animal: Hey Mr Benoni, you've been awful quiet lately. I think you may be suffering from the winter doldrums.

This may cheer you up as MLB spring training will be here before ya know it!

On the link below just click on your team & get the inside dope. ; P http://mlb.mlb.com/springtraining/

Jan-16-16  Jim Bartle: <pb> True. The stadium conditions can have an effect on strategy. Oakland at night is a very tough park to hit homers in. Also, the amount of foul territory is also huge, increasing the number of foul outs. I'll bet there are 120 more foul-outs in Oakland than in Boston in a typical year.
Jan-16-16
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  Phony Benoni: <Party Animal> That rare animal, the Tiger Groundhog, has already made an appearance to proclaim six more weeks of Winter until Spring Training. But in Detroit that time does not pass without our knowing it's here. You know Detroit weather. Chicago Light.
Jan-16-16
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  WannaBe: Are you ready for some fooooooootball!??!
Jan-16-16  Party Animal: Phony, have you voted today on The Caissars? ; P
Jan-16-16
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  WannaBe: Holy Batman, you gotta be kidding me. Now don't miss the PAT...
Jan-16-16  Golden Executive: Just Un-be-lie-va-ble!!
Jan-16-16
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  WannaBe: Well, the OT ending was rather anti-climatic, in comparison to the way regulation ended with the Hail Mary.
Jan-16-16  Golden Executive: Yep, something like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMV...
Jan-17-16
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  Phony Benoni: I was quite happy to see Green Bay pull off another Hail Mary. Jim Caldwell received harsh criticism when the Packers pulled it off against the Lions, and could easily have lost his job over it. Turns out it's not so easy to defense as people seem to think.
Jan-17-16
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  WannaBe: Are you ready for some footbaaaaaaaaall!??!
Jan-17-16
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  WannaBe: Okay, that was quick! 14-0 Panthers already.
Jan-17-16
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  WannaBe: Game Over?! Or another miracle a la Buffalo/Houston game?
Jan-17-16  Golden Executive: I remember that game https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6p....
Jan-17-16
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  WannaBe: Believe it or not, Seattle actually crossed the 50-yard line.

It was between first and second quarter when teams changed sides.

Jan-17-16
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  Phony Benoni: Seattle had been crossing the 50-yard line all game long. Going backwards counts.
Jan-17-16
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  WannaBe: I see a small parallel here:

49ers made it to the NFC Championship (lost to Giants) then next year, Super Bowl (lost to Baltimore), then lost the NFC Championship game (Seattle), and then lost their coach.

Seattle won Super Bowl (Denver), lost Super Bowl (New England) and now lost in Divisional Round (Carolina), they should be firing P. Carroll after 2017 season.

Jan-17-16
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  WannaBe: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...

Useless information department:

Next Sunday will be the 17th meeting between Manning & Brady. 4 previous postseason meetings have home team winning, 2-2.

Most likely, this will be Manning's last season. And his last chance to win another ring and shut Eli up during holiday family dinners. =))

Jan-17-16
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  WannaBe: Alright, more trivia time!!!

There are 3 coaches who have won NCAA championship and Super Bowl, can you name them?

There is one coach who have won NCAA championship and one National Football Championship (before it was known as Super Bowl) can you name him?

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