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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jan-24-16
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  WannaBe: Arizona's gonna spot Carolina 30 points before they really start playing.
Jan-24-16
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  Phony Benoni: Yep, it doo look like the Panthers will hold on to this one.

It's going to be up to Denver's defense. Carolina's M.O. is to get off to a fast start. If Broncos fall behind more than a couple of touchdowns, they won't be able to come back. If the defense can keep it close, Panthers may get frustrated.

Jan-24-16
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  WannaBe: From ESPN:

Teams that finished 15-1 in regular season are 2-0 in Super Bowl.

Jan-25-16  thegoodanarchist: <WannaBe: From ESPN:

Teams that finished 15-1 in regular season are 2-0 in Super Bowl.>

I remember one of those 2 teams, the San Francisco 49ers of the late 1980s. Don't know the other

Jan-25-16  thegoodanarchist: Oops, it was the mid-1980s. And the other team was the Chicago Bears - how could I have forgotten???
Jan-25-16  Deus Ex Alekhina: Wonderful, just wonderful. Former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has chimed in on the Flint water fiasco.
Jan-25-16  Jim Bartle: <Wonderful, just wonderful. Former Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick has chimed in on the Flint water fiasco.>

Via text message?

Jan-25-16  Deus Ex Alekhina: Carrier pigeon. Or stool pigeon.
Jan-26-16
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  WannaBe: Couple of (silly) prop bets have been posted:

1: https://twitter.com/SportsInsights/...

2:
<Color of @Gatorade dumped on the Super Bowl winning coach:

Orange +150
Blue +333
Clear +500
Red +550
Yellow +550
Green +1000
Other +700>

Jan-26-16
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  WannaBe: Crikey!! Fish & Chips & pint of bitter?!!?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/1...

Jan-26-16
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  WannaBe: If the Super Bowl turns into a blow out, would be fun to see a player do the Bart Simpson (better not touch my Butterfingers)...

http://money.cnn.com/2016/01/26/new...

Jan-28-16
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  WannaBe: (New) Warriors Arena named <Chase Center>:

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/1...

As in y'all be chasing our center up and down the court!

Jan-28-16
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  WannaBe: Super Bowl L Prop Bets!!

https://sports.bovada.lv/football

Click on the green right side to expand that category/section.

(I like the over on the John Fox bet)

Jan-28-16  whiteshark: <Phony Benoni:>

<DIRP max> entertainment: http://timkr.home.xs4all.nl/chess2/...

Jan-28-16
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  Phony Benoni: <whiteshark> It's indicative of DIrp's standing in the chess world that the only chess problem composed in his honor is a joke.
Jan-29-16
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  WannaBe: Grounds crew paint the wrong end zone

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-s...

Jan-29-16
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  WannaBe: Full Super Bowl L Prop Bets, (must have PDF reader to view link)

http://espn.go.com/graphics/2016/01...

Jan-30-16  Deus Ex Alekhina: When does spring training start? What is the early Vegas line on the Tigers to win their division?
Jan-30-16
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  WannaBe: Johnny Football just can't avoid the limelight!

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/1...

Jan-30-16
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  Phony Benoni: Spring Training Dates:

http://www.springtrainingonline.com...

Vegas Odds:

I'm gonna let <WannaBe> handle that, since I have no idea who to trust after finding this:

http://www.vegasinsider.com/mlb/odd...

The Cubs?!

Jan-30-16
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  WannaBe: Wow, Detroit, LAA, Cleveland and Kansas City are all 12-1 to win the AL Pennant?

I find that hard to believe, Cleveland's gotta be like 1200-1, not 12-1. =))

Jan-30-16
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  Penguincw: Well, it's an even numbered year, so the Giants (unfortunately) will probably win. Currently at 10:1 odds!
Jan-31-16
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  Penguincw: An Orioles player has died in a motorcycle accident: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/....
Jan-31-16
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  WannaBe: While back, I posted a link to a story about a young man who pitches for Toronto, and lived out of his van.

Daniel Norris is now a member of the Detroit Tigers, and this is part two of the story.

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/1...

Feb-01-16
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  WannaBe: Just in case you run out of stuff to bet on for Super Bowl, from ESPN Chalk:

<SportsInsights.com
@SportsInsights

TV Ratings prop bets for Super Bowl 50:

Total Viewers O/U: 117 mil
Nielsen Rating O/U: 48.5
Higher Nielsen Rating: DEN -135 vs. CHR -105>

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