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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18635 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Aug-02-10
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  Phony Benoni: <suenteus po 147> I have a collection of Alekhine's games which lists rounds and dates for all his games. Using that information, it's easy to reconstruct a complete schedule of pairings by using the standard Berger pairing table.

However, you can't be 100% sure. So far the colors have worked out perfectly, but I hope there are some games in the database from other players with round numbers just so I could verify the reconstruction. Otherwise, I may have to post a disclaimer on the collection.

Aug-02-10  crawfb5: I see that Google Books has a full-text version of Hermann Helms' book on the 1918 Manhattan CC Masters Tournament (Capablanca, Kostic, Marshall, Chajes, Janowski, Black, and Morrison):

http://books.google.com/books?id=Xb...

It has games scores, complete with rounds and dates. I do not see any current game collection on this tournament. I have done a few spot checks and CG does not have all the games, but those could be uploaded from the book.

My question is, do you want to do a collection to keep the historical collections somewhat centralized or if you're occupied elsewhere, should I work on one? Granted, it's not the most important event of the century, but it shares the advantage of looking for your lost keys under the streetlight because the light is much better there...

Aug-02-10  crawfb5: Ok, I'll start pulling the games we have to see what's missing. One tidbit in the book was that it was a 7-man tournament because Norman Tweed Whitaker was invited, but had to withdraw early in the tournament due to illness.

Google Books is indeed amazing. Checking back from time to time is probably worthwhile, as you never know what "new" old treasures may have been added.

I suppose at some point somebody could do a meta-collection of historic collections, but this late at night that just makes my head hurt.

Aug-05-10  crawfb5: I have done most of what I can do with New York 1918. I have submitted the 9 missing games, but I imagine it will be some time before they are available to link.

If you have any suggestions, additions, or corrections, let me know.

Game Collection: New York 1918

Aug-05-10  hms123: <Phony Benoni> Have you seen this catch? http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/bi...
Aug-05-10  A.G. Argent: <hms> That pretty much defies any and all laws of earthly physics. But because of the different camera angles there's no doubt it's real. Normal superlatives don't apply.
Aug-05-10  hms123: <A.G.Argent> I have never seen anything remotely like it. I thought you guys would enjoy it.
Aug-05-10  Deus Ex Alekhina: That catch is nothing to carp about.
Aug-05-10  crawfb5: Thanks. Obviously Capablanca or Marshall don't really need a thumbnail summary, but I thought it might be useful for some of the players that aren't as well known today.

I actually <do> have a suggestion for the round-by-round dilemma. In Helms' book on New York 1918, he gives a crosstable and then a <round-by-round> table. It would look something like this for the top three at New York:

Capablanca 1 = 1 1 x 1 = 1 1 1 1 x 1 =

Kostic = x = 1 = = = 1 x 1 1 1 1 =

Marshall 0 0 x 1 = 1 1 0 1 x = 0 1 1

A quick glance shows how the race for first was decided. Capablanca, as expected, set the pace, giving up a few draws and no losses. Kostic was also undefeated, but was substantially behind by the tournament midpoint due to winning only one game out of his first six. Marshall was completely derailed by his 0-2 start.

Something like this in addition to the crosstable might free you up to help the reader see the most important details without getting lost in the full monty.

Just a thought.

I am considering doing a collection on Havana 1913. Marshall came in first ahead of Capablanca. It looks like we already have all of the games in the database and the town library has Winter's biography of Capablanca. I think I will take a look at it tomorrow to see what additional information it might provide.

Aug-07-10  A.G. Argent: What? They're not really screaming for Leyland's head, are they? With all the guys on the DL like they are? Ordonez, Zumaya, Inge etc. Heart of the team. How can they put that on Leyland? Besides, it's still early August.
Aug-07-10
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  Phony Benoni: There is a vocal minority that has been screaming for Leyland's head since spring training. Every time he makes a decision that backfires--as 10% invariably do--the cry goes up that he's old and tired and incompetent and apathetic and never knew how to manage in the first place.

I think these are the sort of people who press the elevator button when a dozen people are waiting and the signal light is already on, simply because they can do it so much better than anyone else.

Aug-07-10  Jim Bartle: And he smokes, too!!
Aug-07-10
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  Phony Benoni: Not at Comerica Park. Smoking has been outlawed in most public places in Michigan, and he is complying (at least in view of the cameras).

The main exception to the ban are casinos. Not like money has anything to do with that, of course.

Aug-08-10  crawfb5: I am nearing completion on Game Collection: Havana 1913. I need to do some more work on the introductory material.

I thought I would mention this now, because you might want to take a quick look at my crosstable. I may have stumbled upon a way to minimize CG's odd formatting for tables.

Compare:

0 0 0 0 0 0

1 1 1 1 1 1

= = = = = =

<0> <0> <0> <0>

<1> <1> <1> <1>

<=> <=> <=> <=>

I did have to fuss with the names a bit, but it's much more readable now.

I have a tentative cumulative round-by-round arrangement, but I'm not sure if I'll keep it. It may take up too much space, although I do like the separation it provides as the field sorts out.

Aug-08-10  A.G. Argent: <...elevator button...> Great analogy.
Aug-08-10  just a kid: Do you think the Tigers season is over?
Aug-08-10
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  Phony Benoni: No, the Tigers' season is not over. They still have around 50 games to play.

Contending is another matter. Right now, the question is whether they can hold on to third place.

Aug-09-10  just a kid: Unfortunate really that Inge,Zumaya and Ordonez sustained injuries.
Aug-09-10
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  Phony Benoni: Yes, the Tigers have been snakebit this year, but they have real problems. The starting pitching has been inconsistent, and there is not a lot of power in the line-up once you intentionally walk Cabrera.

More importantly, they're simply not getting big hits with runners in scoring position or manufacturing runs (which is one of the Twins' perennial strengths).

There is some talk that Leyland may be considering retirement. He's 68, and the game is not a lot of fun right now.

Aug-09-10  just a kid: <Phony Benoni> Plus,when you lost those people you had to play the Red Sox and the Rays while we had to play the Royals,Orioles,and Indians. And the White Sox just got plain hot. But it can't be worse than to be a D-Backs fan! (Edwin Jackson's 8-walk no-hitter was the highlight of the year,sorta sad)
Aug-10-10  Travis Bickle: The White Sux got lucky again! The Sux are the luckiest team in baseball!! Case in point: 1 day I was actually watching the bums. Some Sux was batting I don't recall who but he had 2 strikes on him. The next pitch bounced in the dirt way in front of the plate but this eagle eye swung at it and struck out. BUT the pitch was so bad it hand cuffed the catcher caromed off the backstop and went into the dugout. So on a Strikeout the whitesux batter got the base he was going to plus 2nd. All in all he got a double for striking out! In the words of their obnoxious announcer Hawk Harrelson, it wasn't a ducksnort but it got the job done.

P.S. Ducksnort = a ball hit weakly off the end of the bat (like most sux hits), that falls in for a hit and scores at least two runs.

Aug-10-10  just a kid: <Travis Bickle> Didn't the White Sux lose?
Aug-10-10
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  Phony Benoni: <Travis> Maybe this game will make you feel better. Note that Harrelson was playing RF for the Red Sox.

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

The Tigers got five straight singles in the bottom of the ninth to win the game, and every one of them was a ducksnort.

Sometimes, a team is just destined to do well. This may the year of the Pale Hose. Sorry, Travis.

Aug-10-10  Jim Bartle: And checking the record, that was the second game of a doubleheader, and Detroit had won the first game in 14. What a day for the Sox.

I was guessing it was almost a formality in mid-August, with the Tigers having the last playoff-less pennant wrapped up, but they were only five games ahead of Baltimore at that time. So the sweep was pretty important.

Aug-10-10
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  Phony Benoni: Yes, that was the Gates Brown Memorial Doubleheader. They didn't call them walk-off hits in those days, but he ended game 1 with a pinch-hit home run and got the final single in game 2 as well.

Gates endeared himself forever to Tigers' fans with the Hot Dog Incident. Normally, he was used as a pinch hitter late in the game, One day, around the 5th inning, he was feeling a bit peakish, snuck back into the clubhouse to grab a couple of hot dogs with all the fixings and sat in a far corner of the bench to eat them.

Then manager Mayo Smith called on him to pinch hit early for once. Thinking quickly, Gates stuffed the hot dogs inside his jersey, walked to the plate, and hit one in the gap. Thinking not so quickly, he slid head first into second base.

I think that may be where Charlie Finley got the idea for multi-colored baseball uniforms.

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