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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18635 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Oct-04-10
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  Phony Benoni: I think we've all had our memories corrected on occasion by Retrosheet. And, quite possibly, Halberstam didn't have the resource available while researching the book; much of that box score information went up within the last year.

But like chess anecdotes, the legends of baseball have become so pervasive that there seems no need to fact-check them.

Oct-04-10  Russian Grandmasters: <Phony Benoni> Aha- thanks for being so prompt as usual. Please don't correct the original entry on <Flamberg's> player page because it's correct- I was mistaken, as it turns out.

I should note that <Donaldson/Minev> also do not specify that the tournament <Rubinstein/Rotlewi> won at Warsaw 1910 was for the city championship.

But there was indeed a Warsaw City Championship played earlier in 1910 in which <Flamberg> finished ahead of <Rubinstein>-

I found a cross table for this in fact-

Flamberg 9
Rubinstein 8.5
Langleben 7
Einbild 6.5
Kleczynski 5
Shuld 5
Gonsovski 4.5
Kerer 3.5
Dobronravov 3
Rosenman 2.5
Masonbaum .5

So the <Flamberg> biography might note that he was indeed <Warsaw City Champion> in 1901, 1902, and 1910.

Oct-04-10  Russian Grandmasters: Just to be absolutely clear, the cross table I posted there is labeled <Warsaw City Championship>.
Oct-04-10  Jim Bartle: I'm also finding a lot of stuff where Halberstam was right, which is fun to check on. Pesky thrown out at home from third on a single to right was one time, and also the time Ted Williams hit three home runs in a game against Bob Keegan of the White Sox in 1957 (May 8). In spring training he'd gotten Williams out on a slider and looked very satisfied with himself. All the Red Sox knew that Williams was going to hit that slider during the regular season.
Oct-04-10
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  Phony Benoni: Sounds like Halberstam is a Red Sox fan.
Oct-04-10  Jim Bartle: Actually he really rips into both the Yankees and the Sox for not signing black players in the 50s. And he makes it sound as if the Sox went out of their way not to sign Willie Mays.

I do think he overstates his case, though, saying the Yankees suffered greatly in the 60s by not signing blacks. I'd say the Yanks did pretty well through 1964, and starting in 1965 is pretty late to blame failure on not signing players in 1953.

It's true, of course, that most of the black stars coming up in the 50s were in the NL: Mays, Aaron, Frank Robinson, Gibson, Banks, McCovey.

Oct-04-10  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony what are you dressing up as for Halloween this year? I think I'll go as a Zombie!! ; P

http://www.wtfcostumes.com/zombiela...

Oct-04-10
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  Phony Benoni: Nah, I think I'll go as something really scary:

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...

Oct-04-10  eightbyeight: I've been looking through your collections, Phony, and everything I see there amazes me. Your collections are just what collections should be: witty or historic collections of chess games with Beaker's face gracing the top of the list. Well, maybe not that last part. But still, you've done a great job.
Oct-04-10
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  Phony Benoni: <eightbyeight> Thanks. I've always been more attracted to chess history than actually playing the game, and I'm glad to share that passion.
Oct-04-10
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  Phony Benoni: <Travis Bickle> Now, if you're really looking to be scared:

http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl...

Oct-05-10  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony where did you find that picture of that handsome stud? The clarity is outstanding! ; P
Oct-05-10  Travis Bickle: No really Dr Benoni just imagine passing candy out to the kiddies as you open your front door dressed like you've been dead for a couple of years. ; P
Oct-05-10
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  Phony Benoni: Heck, Travis, I don't need to dress up to look like that.
Oct-05-10  Travis Bickle: LOL!!
Oct-05-10  eightbyeight: Ever considered actually going as Beaker?
Oct-05-10
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  Phony Benoni: Wouldn't work; unfortunately, I'm shaped more like Rowlf.

Beaker and I actually have nothing in common. To start with, he has a much deeper and more resonant voice.

Just to show you the way my mind works, here's how I picked him as my avatar. When I signed up for premium membership, there were 34 pages of avatars available. I immediately went to page 34, and there he was.

Oct-06-10  Jim Bartle: OK, more Halberstam, whether you want it or not:

On the third page, writing about 1948 and the Boudreau/Williams batting race:

"While Boudreau was slightly ahead, the Red Sox played a doubleheader with Chicago late in the season....He (Williams) went seven for eight, with three hits to the opposite field. The last time up, with six hits already under his belt and his average having edged above Boudreau's, he yelled to Tebbetts, "This one's for Ted," and hit it out."

As far as I can tell, these are the games:
http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/... http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

What did Halberstam appear to get wrong?
1. Not a doubleheader, but two consecutive day games. 2. Williams went 8 for 10 (!), not 7 for 8.
3. Williams did not hit a home run.

I checked the doubleheaders played late in the season (not vs. Chicago) and Williams did not have a big day in any of them. So it wasn't just the wrong team.

Sounds to me as if Tebbetts told him a story, as many players did for the book. Halberstam just believed him and didn't check. He could have avoided this problem to some degree if he'd just quoted the players he interviewed. But he rarely does that; he paraphrases the comments and adds "Tebbetts thought" or "Henrich believed." Not nearly as good as actually quotes, in my opinion.

A good book overall, though. Really makes you feel the drama and the times. Lots of good stories.

One more? Discussing Vern Stephens' weakness as a shortstop:

"Pesky had played shortstop before the trade [which brought Stephens], but McCarthy had moved him to third because he had better hands and was quicker."

Better hands and was quicker, so he was moved from short to third? Either baseball has really changed, or Halberstam got that wrong.

Oct-06-10  Jim Bartle: Is Larsen's the only no-hitter in postseason history? (Hint, hint)
Oct-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: Busy right now. I'll let you know in a half-hour or so.
Oct-06-10  Jim Bartle: Answer might change in that time.
Oct-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: It did. You have to know how to wait in this prediction game.

Lee vs. Halladay in the World Series might be interesting, but there's a lot of baseball left to play.

Oct-06-10
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  Phony Benoni: Just noticed something totally trivial. Don Larsen's perfect game came in 1956, which was the 53rd baseball postseason. (Well, the NL-AL rivalry.)

This year marks the 53rd baseball postseason after Larsen. (Remember, there were no playoffs in 1994).

Oct-06-10
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  WannaBe: So, what are you saying? Next no-hitter in the play-offs will occur in 2063?
Oct-06-10  Jim Bartle: By 2063 there will probably be five rounds of playoffs, all best-of-seven, with half the 48 teams playing, a no-hitter would become much more likely.
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