malthrope: My nom picks for the Caissar awards 2008 are:
Best Analysis/Analyst (sans comp): <Eyal> - <achieve> - <Ezzy> & <SwitchingQuylthulg>
Best Avatar: <Annie K.>
Best Handle/Name: <Woody Wood Pusher>
Best Historian: <Callie> - <Karpova> - <SBC> - <brankat>
Best/Worst Pun: No vote (yet) - see below. :)
Best Informed: <acirce> - <percyblakeney>
Best Written Post: <DomDaniel>
Best Game Collection: <Benzol> - <suenteus po 147>
Funniest Kibitzer: <technical draw> - <WannaBe>
Most Constructive Kibitzer: <brankat> - <percyblakeney>
Best Profile: <jessicafischerqueen>
Most Helpful: <whiteshark> - <achieve> - <brankat> - <chessgames>
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If a new category title was created: "Best/Worst Quote/Reply" - then these two made me laugh the hardest! :)
1) <DCP23>
<An interesting thing to note is that when Bulgaria struggled (and lost) to Germany 2, and struggled (and won) vs Dominican Republic, Topalov left Chepa to fight for him with the lower-rated GMs on the 1st board. Now, when a 2289(!)-rated IM appears, the Great Man says, "Step aside!! This one's mine!!>
Source: Olympiad (2008)
2) <Open Defence> aka <Red October>
<OD: <Woody Wood Pusher: would be a nice change from random porn adverts and invites to Gay-Black-Dating sites> you gotta stop advertising your forum as the Mate in 2! :)>
Source: jessicafischerqueen chessforum
And, from last year...
<Open Defence> aka <Red October>
<Open Defence: Topalov to Kramnik - is that a Fritz in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?>
Source: Topalov vs Kramnik, 2007
I'm still in stitches over that one! ~lol~
I'll try harder to save the 'Best/Worst Puns' as they come along for next year. Should mention that I thought <suenteus po 147> - "Fiddling While Burn Roams (June 13, 2008), Fire on the Beard (Feb. 24, 2008)" and <Benzol> - "Chess is no place for dark thoughts - <Memorable Quotes>" were both excellent. :)
Finally, to my friend Jess: Fair is fair - CAN'T BE BAD! :^) - Mal