jessicafischerqueen: <Crawfish 85>:
I'm assuming you are White.
Ok first, well done-- I don't think any illegal advice is going to affect the position you posted.
I'm pretty sure you could use a <random move generator> here and still win by force.
OK which brings me to the anger I feel looking at that FEN-- and why I really think Correspondence Chess can really showcase the <chessplaying WHACKO> to best effect.
Ok forget about the MASSIVE INSULT to you that Black is playing on in this position.
What about the TOTAL LOSS OF PERSONAL DIGNITY to himself?
I had a similar experience when I beat <jrobichess> twice in a double round robin tournament I played on <letsplaychess.com>.
Ok It was unrated and all, and I'm not in the habit of putting someone down because they are a lower playing strength than me.
But he played on literally for months after I had taken almost all of his pieces off the board. Like he was five years old. Hence my point about -- doesn't he have any dignity?
????
You can make a case for playing on in a lost Correspondence position if you are trying to learn how to play the best moves in an endgame or something- technique training- that I can understand.
But his moves through the whole game looked like he spent about six seconds on each one.
And, of course, that's what he was doing.
He plays maybe 40+ games at the same time, and since our tournament was unrated, why should he give a crap what he plays or what happens to him?
And this is a guy who has posted hundreds of <instructional chess videos> on youtube, which would make a cat laugh.
Ok I love your FEN because you are my friend and you are crushing him like a bug-- which is always fun to see.
But I cannot look at that FEN without wanting to slap your opponent and ask him WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING???
WHAT IS BLACK DOING HERE???
CASE CLOSED
BTW, if you are playing the Black pieces here, my humblest apologies.
There- see? Even typing in the phrase-
"BTW if you are playing the black pieces..." is an insult to you. That's how morbidly laughable that position is.
So apologies for typing it.
CASE OPEN, unfortunately.
Mrs. Not a fan of many Correspondence Opponents.