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jessicafischerqueen
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   jessicafischerqueen has kibitzed 46689 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Nov-01-22 jessicafischerqueen chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: Thanks <Fred,> and give my regards to <Mrs Bear> as well!
 
   Sep-07-22 playground player chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: <Ohio> lol and the inevitable "defund the police" thrown in there towards the end, almost as if it's so "de rigeur" that he almost forgot to mention it. Interestingly, the informal "street bosses" who step up to occupy the positions of defunded police street ...
 
   Sep-07-22 Susan Freeman chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: <z> I remember that, unless there was more than one "that" and I missed a few. I recall him flooding the forum with passages from Goethe in order to enrage <Travis Bickle> or; and/or; <Hozza>. Mephistopholes was the work in question. He posted a new ...
 
   Aug-30-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: <OhioMissScarlettFan> I agree with your sentiment here: <OhioChessFan: <Missy> I appreciate your measured tone throughout this. And I agree a very high % of the time with what you're saying. Really, you're mostly saying what I am already thinking.>
 
   Aug-28-22 perfidious chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: Your over there regimen sounds salubrious! Interestingly, in Canada we save time by spelling "music and poker" as "moker." Initially we spelled it "poomus" but that sounded a little too declasse, even for us...
 
   Aug-24-22 Kibitzer's Café (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: So the Pacific Ocean can play a boat at chess! Nice one
 
   Aug-24-22 Charles Kalme (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: <wwall: Kalme did not win the 1954 US Junior championship. Ross Siemms won in 1954. scoring 7.5. Kalme and Saul Yarmak tied for 2nd-3rd, scoring 7.> According to Imre Konig in "CHESS LIFE (Volume 8, Number 23, August 5, 1954)" The top 4 finishers were: 1. Siemms ...
 
   Aug-22-22 Carel van den Berg (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: hmm... or the Furman Wikipedia photo is wrong...
 
   Aug-13-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: Game Collection: Charousek - Maroczy Game Collection Voting
 
   Aug-10-22 WannaBe chessforum (replies)
 
jessicafischerqueen: <MannBee> sneak preview: TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN, MATE, TIE ME KANGAROO DOWN
 
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Aug-17-18  Boomie: <Jessie>

Sam and Max walk into a church.

Max: Nice apse!
Sam: You nave!

OK. I just made that up but maybe it will catch on, eh?

Aug-17-18  thegoodanarchist: The learning curve is steeple.
Aug-17-18  thegoodanarchist: groan...

When I hit "post kibitz" I got this message:

<PLEASE DO NOT "FLOOD" THE FORUM

You posted a message only 13 seconds ago. Please wait for another 2 seconds before posting again.

Thank you. >

Another 2 seconds!!! LOL

Aug-17-18  Boomie: <thegoodanarchist>

And you wanted to post "Another 2 seconds!!! LOL". How prescient!

Aug-17-18  Boomie: ->

It's always better to scarify your opponent's arm.

Aug-18-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  jessicafischerqueen:

<Tim>, <The Good Anteater>

This recent raft of <Church> puns is impressive! I am too stupid to participate, but there's no point wining about that. I didn't get where I am today by complaining aboot not being able to write puns.

<The Good Anteater> I understand your point aboot the silliness of the auto message kibbitz system, but I don't think it's serious enough to consider altaring the site code.

At this point in the contest, I have to give front runner status to "the learning curve is steeple."

heh...

Aug-18-18  Boomie: <Jessie: At this point in the contest, I have to give front runner status to "the learning curve is steeple.">

But that was his altar ego. I am the one true church pun messiah!

Pew! It stinks in here!

Aug-18-18  thegoodanarchist: <Pew! It stinks in here!>

Time to seek sanctuary...

Aug-18-18  thegoodanarchist: Anyway, reminds me of my childhood.

Me and my friends would go out in the woods to play copse and robbers.

Aug-18-18  thegoodanarchist: Winning this contest would really buttress my reputation.
Aug-18-18  thegoodanarchist: < jessicafischerqueen:

At this point in the contest, I have to give front runner status to "the learning curve is steeple.">

Is this ruling ex cathedral?

Aug-18-18  thegoodanarchist: Anyway, a bad pun usually is attributable to a porch joist of words.
Aug-18-18  thegoodanarchist: When I'm out of coffee, aisle run to the store to get more.
Aug-18-18  thegoodanarchist: And I just wanted to say to <Boomie>:

you are a font of knowledge & a pillar of the community.

Aug-18-18  Boomie: Sikh and you shall find.
Aug-18-18  thegoodanarchist: Here's my favorite line from the wikipedia article on churches:

<The Decorated style of architecture (1280-1360)was popular at a time when the plague (Black Death) was raging and a third of the people in England died. For that reason, not so much building was done then. >

https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/C...

Aug-18-18  Boomie: For the grooming of felines, I recommend catacombs.
Aug-18-18  thegoodanarchist: < Boomie: Sikh and you shall find.>

Knock, and the door shall be opened (as long as you don't knockwurst)

Aug-18-18  Boomie: A skinny cat will have acetylene kittens.

Oh, wait...That's not churchy. Never mind then.

Aug-18-18  thegoodanarchist: <Boomie: A skinny cat will have acetylene kittens.

Oh, wait...That's not churchy. Never mind then.>

Neither was copse and robbers, but I couldn't resist...

Aug-18-18  thegoodanarchist: Anyone ever read <The Pillars of The Earth> by Ken Follet?

I liked it.

Aug-18-18  Boomie: Are you a manse or a moose?
Aug-18-18  Boomie: <thegoodanarchist: Anyone ever read <The Pillars of The Earth> by Ken Follet? I liked it.>

People still read? Amazing.

Are there cat pictures?

Aug-18-18
Premium Chessgames Member
  OhioChessFan: <This recent raft of <Church> puns is impressive! I am too stupid to participate>

Don't get all chapeled about it.

Aug-18-18  rogge: <The Pillars of The Earth> It's great, with two sequels. As usual, the book is better than the tv series.
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