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| Aug-17-18 | | Boomie: <Jessie>
Sam and Max walk into a church.
Max: Nice apse!
Sam: You nave!
OK. I just made that up but maybe it will catch on, eh? |
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| Aug-17-18 | | thegoodanarchist: The learning curve is steeple. |
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| Aug-17-18 | | thegoodanarchist: groan...
When I hit "post kibitz" I got this message:
<PLEASE DO NOT "FLOOD" THE FORUMYou posted a message only 13 seconds ago. Please wait for another 2 seconds before posting again. Thank you. >
Another 2 seconds!!! LOL |
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| Aug-17-18 | | Boomie: <thegoodanarchist> And you wanted to post "Another 2 seconds!!! LOL". How prescient! |
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| Aug-17-18 | | Boomie: ->
It's always better to scarify your opponent's arm. |
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Aug-18-18
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<Tim>, <The Good Anteater> This recent raft of <Church> puns is impressive! I am too stupid to participate, but there's no point wining about that. I didn't get where I am today by complaining aboot not being able to write puns. <The Good Anteater> I understand your point aboot the silliness of the auto message kibbitz system, but I don't think it's serious enough to consider altaring the site code. At this point in the contest, I have to give front runner status to "the learning curve is steeple." heh... |
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| Aug-18-18 | | Boomie: <Jessie: At this point in the contest, I have to give front runner status to "the learning curve is steeple."> But that was his altar ego. I am the one true church pun messiah! Pew! It stinks in here! |
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| Aug-18-18 | | thegoodanarchist: <Pew! It stinks in here!> Time to seek sanctuary... |
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| Aug-18-18 | | thegoodanarchist: Anyway, reminds me of my childhood.
Me and my friends would go out in the woods to play copse and robbers. |
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| Aug-18-18 | | thegoodanarchist: Winning this contest would really buttress my reputation. |
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| Aug-18-18 | | thegoodanarchist: < jessicafischerqueen:
At this point in the contest, I have to give front runner status to "the learning curve is steeple."> Is this ruling ex cathedral? |
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| Aug-18-18 | | thegoodanarchist: Anyway, a bad pun usually is attributable to a porch joist of words. |
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| Aug-18-18 | | thegoodanarchist: When I'm out of coffee, aisle run to the store to get more. |
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| Aug-18-18 | | thegoodanarchist: And I just wanted to say to <Boomie>: you are a font of knowledge & a pillar of the community. |
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| Aug-18-18 | | Boomie: Sikh and you shall find. |
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| Aug-18-18 | | thegoodanarchist: Here's my favorite line from the wikipedia article on churches: <The Decorated style of architecture (1280-1360)was popular at a time when the plague (Black Death) was raging and a third of the people in England died. For that reason, not so much building was done then. > https://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/C... |
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| Aug-18-18 | | Boomie: For the grooming of felines, I recommend catacombs. |
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| Aug-18-18 | | thegoodanarchist: < Boomie: Sikh and you shall find.> Knock, and the door shall be opened (as long as you don't knockwurst) |
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| Aug-18-18 | | Boomie: A skinny cat will have acetylene kittens.
Oh, wait...That's not churchy. Never mind then. |
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| Aug-18-18 | | thegoodanarchist: <Boomie: A skinny cat will have acetylene kittens. Oh, wait...That's not churchy. Never mind then.> Neither was copse and robbers, but I couldn't resist... |
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| Aug-18-18 | | thegoodanarchist: Anyone ever read <The Pillars of The Earth> by Ken Follet? I liked it. |
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| Aug-18-18 | | Boomie: Are you a manse or a moose? |
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| Aug-18-18 | | Boomie: <thegoodanarchist: Anyone ever read <The Pillars of The Earth> by Ken Follet?
I liked it.>
People still read? Amazing.
Are there cat pictures? |
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Aug-18-18
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| Aug-18-18 | | rogge: <The Pillars of The Earth> It's great, with two sequels. As usual, the book is better than the tv series. |
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