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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen May-01-26
The Kindle app might have saved my life. My house was full of books. Now I am able to actually get rid of books.

I was born in Clapham, London. I am therefore a supporter of Chelsea FC. My son supports Arsenal FC.

I love travelling around Europe, by train. I try to speak in various languages by almost everyone I meet speaks English, which is a good thing.

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Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

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Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   offramp has kibitzed 25981 times to chessgames   [more...]
   May-01-26 TePe Sigeman & Co (2026)
 
offramp: <offramp: These are the boards for round 1. Here are my predictions =010.> I can't believe it! I won <𝘼𝙂𝘼𝙄𝙉>! I am too good for this competition!
 
   May-01-26 Carlsen vs A Erigaisi, 2026 (replies)
 
offramp: 9...Bf5. Apparently this is "C42 Petrov's Defense: Karklins-Martinovsky Variation". Never heard of them. The position looks level, but Carlsen likes to play on until move 60 or 70.
 
   May-01-26 J Zhu vs Abdusattorov, 2026
 
offramp: They have raced up to move 10 and the position is well-known. B12 Caro-Kann Defense: Advance Variation. This might mutate into a different opening.
 
   May-01-26 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
offramp: Many thanks to the team there; it's tremendous to have 4 simultaneous Live Games. I don't know who did it, but I am very grateful!
 
   May-01-26 J van Foreest vs Y K Erdogmus, 2026
 
offramp: E05 Catalan Opening: Open Defence, Classical Line. Spassky and Hubner played this line between them in 1980.
 
   Apr-29-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: Karjakin vs Anand, 2006 (kibitz #374)
 
   Apr-28-26 Chessgames - TV and Films (replies)
 
offramp: On telly tonight there is a film called <Murders in Sarlat>. It's 90min; it is part of a police series. I want to see another on of 'em: <Murders in Lille>. I know that town really well.
 
   Apr-28-26 A P Barnes vs NN, 1874 (replies)
 
offramp: User: FSR is right about this funny omelet. Bouncing Barnes, John Barnes , invented the spherical omelet. John C Barnes , Baby-Face Barnes, only ate poppadums and omelets: they were the only food that could pass under his door.
 
   Apr-27-26 A McCarthy vs L Penny, 1974 (replies)
 
offramp: For the game: 💣/★★★★★★ (0 out of 6 stars) LOWEST RATING. This could be the worst game in the database at chessgames.com. This game have no redeeming qualities. To draw attention to an obviously weak player - is a bit unsporting. For the pun: ✮/★★★★★★ ...
 
   Apr-27-26 O Feldman vs Savon, 1959
 
offramp: Savon 99.44% accurate.
 
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Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

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Oct-11-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Zanzibar, I was surprised to see that EE had censored it! I suspect they saw an English version reading "these s... rules" and followed suit.
Oct-13-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Great news about Bob Dylan's Nobel Peace Prize. Fully deserved!

I hope it's a one-off, though. It would alter the ethos of the prize if it were subsequently given to McCartney, Van Morrison, Leonard Cohen etc. It should really be for book writers.

Oct-17-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I won a short game.

[Event "Rated game"]
[Site "https://lichess.org/Je9Q0RlI"]
[Date "2016.10.16"]
[White "offramp"]
[Black "bonny1985"]
[Result "1-0"]
[WhiteElo "1552"]
[BlackElo "1486"]
[PlyCount "23"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[TimeControl "300+3"]
[ECO "B32"]
[Opening "Sicilian Defense: Open"]
[Termination "Normal"]
[Annotator "lichess.org"]

1. e4 c5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. d4 Qb6 4. Nc3 e5 5. dxe5 Nb4 6. Bc4 Qg6 7. O-O f5 8. exf5 Qxf5 9. Re1 Nxc2 10. Bg5 Nxa1 11. Nd5 Nc2 12. Nc7# 1-0

Oct-30-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Between Wednesday, 9th November and Tuesday, 20th December England and India will play 5 Tests. Here are 10 questions about them.

1. Will Root score a century?
2. Will a bowler for England take 5 or more wkts in a single innings? 3. Will A. Cook be England's top scorer?
4. Who will be the top scorer on either side?

5. How many wickets will Ravi Ashwin take?

6. Which of England's spinners will finish the series with a bowling average under 50?

7. How many tests will Jimmy Anderson play?

8. Who will join the tour party as a late replacement for injured or out-of-form players?

9. Will Ben Stokes finish the series without spending time on the match referee's naughty step?

10. Which Z-list celebrities will Jonathan Agnew find to drool over? 4) Will England win a Test vs India?
5) Will England's spinners take more wickets than their seamers? Will a wicket fall in the first over of the first Test?

Will Root be out for 0 in any innings?
Will Ashwin take 7 or more wickets in a single innings? Will any English partnership be 200 or more?
Will either side score 600 or more in an innings?

Will Root take a wicket?

Will Cook be England's top-scorer?

Tie-breaker: How many wickets will Stuart Broad take? Will an England player score a double century?

Will India's first DRS challenge be upheld? (Or you could have the number of on-field decisions overturned on review as the tiebreaker)

Will Batty and Ansari both play in the same Test? or
Will Hameed play a Test?

Will England's seamers have a lower overall RPO than their spinners?

Oct-30-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I have incorporated your suggestions as far as possible, where they were amenable to a Yes/No format. I am open to any changes, suggestions additions. I'll put the real, final version in a separate post tomorrow.

Trial version
Between Wednesday, 9th November and Tuesday, 20th December England and India will play 5 Tests. Here are 10 questions about them.

Will a wicket fall in the first over of the first Test?
Will Root be out for 0 in any innings?
Will Ashwin take 7 or more wickets in a single innings?
Will any English partnership be 200 or more?
Will Moeen Ali score a century?
Will either side score 600 or more in an innings?
Will an England player score a double century?
In total, will Ballance score 50+ runs?
Will either side win a Test by either an innings or 10 wickets?
Will Stokes take more wickets than Moeen Ali?

Tie-breaker: How many wickets will Ashwin take?

Nov-13-16  thegoodanarchist: Every time I read about Cricket I feel like I am trying to understand the poem "Jabberwocky" by Lewis Carroll
Nov-13-16  thegoodanarchist: Cricket Predictions:

Stokes will be Druthered by Halfsies in the Minst.

Manchester will Bowl a Draft of Knocks, followed by a Test Draw.

Moween Durn will achieve a Decade, and then a double half Try.

The Bookies will all go home happy.

Nov-20-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Reminder to do a bit on pronunziamentos
Nov-20-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  chancho: <Pronunciamiento>
Nov-20-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: LOL, thanks, <Chancho>! I would of got that wrong!
Dec-04-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I think play in recent world championship matches has become too technical. Players are better than in the 1930s and shouldn't be given so much time to think.

Time control is currently "for full time control games, 40 moves in 100 minutes, then 50 extra minutes at move 40, and 15 extra minutes at move 60, with 30 seconds increment per move throughout. The player with the best score after 12 games is World Champion; if tied, players will play four rapid games."

Or "for rapid games, 25 minutes with 10 seconds increment per move (3.7.1a). The player with the best score after four games is World Champion; if tied, players will play up to five two-game blitz matches."

I think this would be better:
"For full time control games, 40 moves in 60 minutes, then 30 extra minutes at move 40, and 10 extra minutes at move 60, with 15 seconds increment per move throughout."

But rapid games remain the same : 25 minutes with 10 seconds increment per move.

Dec-05-16  WinKing: Hi offramp!

4 days till (December 9th) the London Chess Classic 2016!!!

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This tournament will run from Dec. 9th thru Dec. 18th 2016. (9 Rounds)

Participants include Adams, Anand, Aronian, Caruana, Giri, Kramnik Nakamura, So, Topalov & Vachier-Lagrave.

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< 3 Prediction Contests: (Win virtual medals - Gold, Silver & Bronze) >

User: lostemperor - Predict the order the players will finish. Run & hosted by <lostemperor>. (3 categories to medal in)

User: Golden Executive - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1. Run & hosted by <Golden Executive>. (3 categories to medal in)

This year will be the 10th Anniversary for this contest! (from 2007 to 2016 - 10 years running)

User: OhioChessFan - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1 & the number of moves. (4 categories to medal in). This contest is run by <chessmoron> & hosted by <OhioChessFan>.

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Dec-08-16
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  ketchuplover: wishing ye and your clan a joyous holiday season :)
Dec-08-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  ketchuplover: Nc7# WUNDERBAR!
Dec-09-16  chessmoron: <offramp> Nice job on Round 1. Scored a bullseye on round 1. Be sure to predict for other rounds. Thanks!
Dec-13-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: There are a few people here at chessgames.com who love saying "Thanks for playing" when they have lost or won an argument.

But we need more. Can you help?

Dec-16-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: The Old Familiar Faces Related Poem Content Details BY CHARLES LAMB
I have had playmates, I have had companions,
In my days of childhood, in my joyful school-days, All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

I have been laughing, I have been carousing,
Drinking late, sitting late, with my bosom cronies, All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

I loved a love once, fairest among women;
Closed are her doors on me, I must not see her — All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

I have a friend, a kinder friend has no man;
Like an ingrate, I left my friend abruptly;
Left him, to muse on the old familiar faces.

Ghost-like, I paced round the haunts of my childhood. Earth seemed a desert I was bound to traverse,
Seeking to find the old familiar faces.

Friend of my bosom, thou more than a brother,
Why wert not thou born in my father's dwelling? So might we talk of the old familiar faces —

How some they have died, and some they have left me, And some are taken from me; all are departed;
All, all are gone, the old familiar faces.

Dec-16-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <chessmoron: <offramp> Nice job on Round 1. Scored a bullseye on round 1. Be sure to predict for other rounds. Thanks!>

Thanks! I have continued. I've been very lucky!

Happy Christmas!

Dec-16-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <ketchuplover: wishing ye and your clan a joyous holiday season :)>

...And a very merry Christmas to you and yours!

Dec-22-16  thegoodanarchist: Well Done! Congrats on your victory.

And Merry Christmas!!!!

Dec-22-16  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: There are a few people here at chessgames.com who love saying "Thanks for playing" when they have lost or won an argument.

But we need more. Can you help?>

I can't.

But I will try anyway.

Let us replace <Thanks for playing> with the following phrase:

<Arses Catharsis>

What does everyone think? I will accept the verdict of the majority

Dec-24-16  WinKing: Merry Christmas to you <offramp>! :)
Dec-24-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <thegoodanarchist: <Arses Catharsis>>

It sounds brilliantly like Horses For Courses.

Dec-24-16
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Buster Keaton says it so much better that I could: https://youtu.be/ZiWEVns7niY?t=42s 30 second clip.
Dec-24-16
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  offramp: ...than I could...
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