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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-16-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-15-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: The first game is dead level. I reckon Song will win this match easily.
 
   Jan-15-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026)
 
offramp: This tournament is going to be one of the best <EVER>. I suddenly had an idea that the World Champion, <Gukesh>, would win it. I think he is going to fully show his huge mettle. I think that he really has gird up his loins to show the Indians, and the whole world, that ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Giri vs Niemann, 2025
 
offramp: Giri said... <"Before the game I visualized a victory against Niemann. There's this technique.... I saw myself win. Then I went a bit too far and I started thinking about who would be in my team for the Candidates' - and that's when I realized I had gone too far."
 
   Jan-15-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: <𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗣 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 is taking place HERE from 14:00, 17th January 2026 to 1st February 2026. ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Dickson (replies)
 
offramp: Someone asked, "What the dickens??" The answer is "No."
 
   Jan-15-26 S Rosenthal vs Count Isouard, 1871 (replies)
 
offramp: "Is You Is or Is You Ain't Isouard?"
 
   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
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Feb-27-19
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  offramp: Yesterday saw the debut of a new sitcom on BBC.

'Twas called Warren, and the actor playing Warren was Mr Martin Clunes OBE.

Newspaper reviews were devastating, but nowadays the public can have a punt as well. Criticism on Twitter was withering, and it is worth reading (#Warren, or Martin Clunes OBE @MartinClunesTV [OBE: one boring entertainer]).

<I thought it showed promise when the opening word was "bollocks" but sadly it went rapidly down hill.>

<How does this crap get commissioned? The writers must be mates of someone important!>

<This clairvoyant scene in #warren is possibly the worse attempt at comedy writing I’ve ever seen. Shocking.🤦🏻‍♂️>

<Since when has fly-tipping been funny in any circumstance?#warren.>

<Best line in so called comedy Warren 'this nonsense has to stop' couldn't agree more. Terrible, unfunny and uncomfortable watching. BBC should be ashamed.>

...And those are the first ones I came across.

The negativity was so bad that I decided to watch the programme, which I previously had no intention of doing.

It was really bad! Worth watching!

Feb-27-19  thegoodanarchist: Would Albert Pike watch it, were he alive today?

I guess no...

Feb-27-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <thegoodanarchist> If Pike were alive today he would turn in his grave.
Feb-27-19  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: <thegoodanarchist> If Pike were alive today he would turn in his grave.>

Yes, I suppose so...

I've never thought about it that way.

Feb-28-19  Count Wedgemore: <If Pike were alive today he would turn in his grave.>

Trying to find a way out, no doubt.

Mar-04-19  morfishine: But Dear <offramp> Where is the spirit of Benny Hill? Was that not the most outrageous comedy ever?
Mar-05-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  ketchuplover: Why is Kasparov v. Topalov a big sack of poo? tyia
Mar-06-19  Momentum Man: Hi offramp!

I hurried over to Rogoff's forum as quickly as I could find it, after you warned me not to

8)

It was like peering into the drunk tank at any Philadelphia sports stadium.

Mar-06-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <ketchuplover> When I was trying to articulate my thoughts on that that game, which I don't like because it is too one-sided, I was watching the film <That Obscure Object of Desire>.

Fernando Rey asked his travelling companion what he thought of women, and he replied:

<J'ai un ami qui prétend que les femmes ne sont que des sacs à excréments.>

[I'll leave that in French so as to avoid a ban.]MGTOW!

A very funny film.

Mar-06-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <Momentum Man>, I am glad you had a look at the Rogoff page. It is not as bad as I made out. Your description is about right.

I have zero interest in politics (although I always vote) so I have no interest in the Rogoff page.

I am even less interested in American politics after 1980, so you can see it is not my bag, man.

The <Kibitzers Café> seems to be a series of hundreds and hundreds of links to music videos on YouTube.

The thing is, I know how to operate YouTube and I can find the videos I want without someone showing me, so there is no reason for me to go to the <KC>.

I think you will really enjoy yourself here!

The LIVE GAMES are huge fun.

Mar-06-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <morfishine: But Dear <offramp> Where is the spirit of Benny Hill? Was that not the most outrageous comedy ever?>

I really loved Benny Hill. The characters, the visual comedy, the half-dressed women - those especially!

He had quite a few hit singles. The one I memorized as a child was <Ernie, the fastest milkman in the west>.

He actually did lots of very good songs which I could provide links to on YouTube but bearing in mind my previous post that would be a bit hypocritical.

Mar-08-19  Momentum Man: Benny Hill was my kind of comedian, at least when I was 14 years old.

I wonder if I would like it at this stage of my life.

Of course, the half-dressed women are as appealing as ever, but I always felt a bit sorry for the short bald guy who got slapped on the head all the time.

Mar-08-19  Momentum Man: Anyway, I left a comment for you on one of the Karpov/Kasparov games.
Mar-08-19  morfishine: <offramp> I can go on and on about Benny Hill (and Dave Allen). I love the scene where its the second story of a Fire house and the alarm goes off, and the firemen roll out of bed, one at a time, and swing down the fire pole and in the last bed, Benny Hill emerges with a Blonde hidden beneath the sheets. That stuff is priceless!!
Mar-09-19
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  offramp: An odd game from the World Team Championship.

[Event "World Team Ch"]
[Site "?"]
[Date "2019.03.08"]
[Round "4"]
[White "Swiercz, Dariusz"]
[Black "Jumabayev, Rinat"]
[Result "1/2-1/2"]
[ECO "C54"]
[WhiteElo "2655"]
[BlackElo "2609"]
[PlyCount "109"]
[EventDate "2019.03.05"]

1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 Nc6 3. Bc4 Bc5 4. O-O Nf6 5. d3 a6 6. c3 d6 7. a4 O-O 8. Re1 h6 9. h3 Re8 10. Nbd2 Be6 11. Bxe6 Rxe6 12. b4 Ba7 13. Qc2 Qd7 14. Nf1 d5 15. Ng3 Rd8 16. Bb2 b5 17. Qb3 dxe4 18. dxe4 Rd6 19. axb5 axb5 20. Nf5 Rd3 21. Rxa7 Rxf3 22. gxf3 Nxa7 23. c4 Qd2 24. Qc3 bxc4 25. Qxd2 Rxd2 26. Bxe5 Nc6 27. Bxf6 gxf6 28. Rc1 Nd4 29. Rxc4 Nxf5 30. exf5 Rb2.


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31. Kg2 Kf8 32. Kg3 Rb3 33. Kg4 Kg7
34. Kf4 Kf8 35. Kg3 Kg7 36. Kg4 Kf8 37. Kf4 Ke8 38. Re4+ Kf8 39. Rc4 Ke8 40. Re4+ Kf8 41. Rd4 Ke7 42. Kg4 Kf8 43. Kg3 Rc3 44. Rd8+ Kg7 45. Rd5 Rc4 46. Rb5 Kf8 47. Rb8+ Kg7 48. b5 Kh7 49. Rb7 Kg7 50. f4 Rc3+ 51. Kg2 h5 52. h4 Kf8 53. b6 cxb6 54. Rxb6 Kg7 55. Ra6 1/2-1/2


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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D1I71y0...

Mar-09-19
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  offramp: After 39.Rc4.


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Mar-09-19
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  offramp: <morfishine> in the days before VHS and cable, we all thought that when we watched a programme it might be the only chance we would EVER have of seeing it.

I used to watch TV programmes with unblinking eyes, missing nothing, and memorised as much detail as possible, so that I could talk about it in the playground the next day.

My friend Salvatore & I watched one Benny Hill sketch together and we spoke about it for months. We pieced it back together in its entirety from scraps in our two brains.

It was not one of Benny Hill's best, and therefore it never appeared in his compilation shows, and I never saw it repeated anywhere...

UNTIL the advent of YouTube, that is.
Recently I checked and there it was.
I hadn't seen it in 40 years but Salve and I had virtually everything right. The absence of VHS clearly gave us good memories.

Here is it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnk...
It is as funny today as it was then. For a young boy like me it was hilarious!!

Mar-09-19  morfishine: <offramp> Thats great! I'll see what I can find
Mar-09-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
<Quite Interesting

@qikipedia

When Hannibal Lecter famously said “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti” he was saying more than you might think: the antidepressant MAOI prohibits the consumption of liver, fava beans and red wine. He was slyly revealing that he was not taking his medication.

4:01 AM - 9 Mar 2019>

Mar-09-19  morfishine: Dear <offramp> this is one of my favorite Dave Allen spoofs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO5...
Mar-09-19  thegoodanarchist: So your youtube user name is
<Offramp Tavanipupu>?

Now I've heard of everything!

Mar-09-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <thegoodanarchist: So your youtube user name is <Offramp Tavanipupu>? Now I've heard of everything!>

It is indeed!

You can call me "Off"! But there wouldn't be much point, as that is a separate English word with a different meaning.

Mar-12-19  thegoodanarchist: Please rate this comment:

M Jelic vs J Copie, 2000 (kibitz #16)

Thank you in advance.

Mar-13-19
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  offramp: <thegoodanarchist: Please rate this comment: M Jelic vs J Copie, 2000 (kibitz #16)

Thank you in advance.>

I commented at that page. Needs work.

Mar-14-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: An R-rated prank call. Very funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAL...

Joe Pesci's voice calls a geezer.

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