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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Apr-28-26
The Kindle app might have saved my life. My house was full of books. Now I am able to actually get rid of books.

I was born in Clapham, London. I am therefore a supporter of Chelsea FC. My son supports Arsenal FC.

I love travelling around Europe, by train. I try to speak in various languages by almost everyone I meet speaks English, which is a good thing.

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Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

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Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   offramp has kibitzed 25964 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Apr-28-26 TePe Sigeman & Co (2026)
 
offramp: User: Muttley101 this tournament is quick! 1st to 7th of May; no messing about. There seems to be no time for rest days.
 
   Apr-28-26 A P Barnes vs NN, 1874 (replies)
 
offramp: User: FSR is right about this funny omelet. Bouncing Barnes, John Barnes , invented the spherical omelet. John C Barnes , Baby-Face Barnes, only ate poppadums and omelets: they were the only food that could pass under his door.
 
   Apr-27-26 Chessgames - TV and Films
 
offramp: Thanks, User: Schwartz . That explains everything.
 
   Apr-27-26 A McCarthy vs L Penny, 1974 (replies)
 
offramp: For the game: 💣/★★★★★★ (0 out of 6 stars) LOWEST RATING. This could be the worst game in the database at chessgames.com. This game have no redeeming qualities. To draw attention to an obviously weak player - is a bit unsporting. For the pun: ✮/★★★★★★ ...
 
   Apr-27-26 O Feldman vs Savon, 1959
 
offramp: Savon 99.44% accurate.
 
   Apr-26-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: Is there anyone here doesn't like honey? I mean - isn't that like raping a bee?
 
   Apr-26-26 Bobby Fischer (replies)
 
offramp: <60MG> in Uedemann Code starts, <"1. GEGO Best by test!">
 
   Apr-26-26 J Carleton vs G Pyrich, 1994 (replies)
 
offramp: <"Yeah another victory like that and we're done for, good evening folks I'll be here as king every night I'll see ya!">
 
   Apr-25-26 Aronian vs I Khamrakulova, 1993 (replies)
 
offramp: Is this the only game in chess history that is "99% tactics"? What makes this game stand out as having "99% tactics"?
 
   Apr-25-26 Viktor Komliakov (Popa)
 
offramp: <Messiah: Popa? Is that a nickname?> <Popa> is a rank in the hierarchy in the Roman Catholic Church. The rank is immediately above Cardinal and slightly lower than Jesus Christ.
 
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Mar-16-19
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  offramp: My father kept racing pigeons. He never beat any of them.
Mar-16-19
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  offramp: I was having trouble with a clue from last Saturday’s Times Crossword, number 27,294.

<Decline to accept drink, having answer ready for Bulgarian> (8)

I finally cracked it. The answer is STOTINKA.

I would have been annoyed if I hadn’t got it.
Those of you with a search capability can see that I am the only person ever to have used the word STOTINKA/STOTINKI at chessgames.com.

Mar-16-19  thegoodanarchist: You offer them as prizes in your contests
Mar-16-19  thegoodanarchist: A statement can be true, yet misleading.

For example, I could have written “you offer them as prizes in your contests, which are not secretly an effort to corrupt Britain’s youth “

Mar-19-19
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  offramp: http://publ.lib.ru/ARCHIVES/SH/''Sh...
Mar-21-19
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  offramp: I was think ing today about tyat poster in Franz Kafka's "Amerika":

<Karl saw on a street corner a poster with the following inscription:

<“Today, at the racetrack in Clayton, from six o’clock in the morning until midnight, staff will be hired for the Theater in Oklahoma!
The great Theater of Oklahoma calls you!
It’s only calling today, only once!
Whoever misses the chance now, misses it forever!
Whoever thinks towards the future, listen to us! Everyone is welcome!
Anyone who wants to be an artist, report!
Our theater needs everyone, everyone in his place!
Anyone who chooses us, we congratulate him right here!
But hurry, all of you, because you’ll only be let in up to midnight!
Everything will close at twelve and never open again!
Damn those who don’t believe in us!
On to Clayton!”>

Actually, a lot of people stood in front of the poster, but it didn’t seem to find much approval...>

Mar-22-19
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  offramp: Paul Weller is such a London boy that it is weird to hear him singing that ancient Louisianan mainstay <I Walk on Gilded Splinters>.

He does it, perversely, without its superb hook, the famous <Loser> guitar riff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fy...

Mar-22-19  thegoodanarchist: Usually I have no idea what you're talking about. And today is no exception.
Mar-23-19
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  offramp: <thegoodanarchist: Usually I have no idea what you're talking about. And today is no exception.>

My last post <was> a bit of a word salad.

Here is what I meant:

Dr John, the New Orléanais musician, sang a superb song called <I Walk On Gilded Splinters>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWv...
which when played is guaranteed to remove evil spirits from one's house.
The song has a memorable guitar riff.

Many years later, a band named <Beck> sang a song called <Loser>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Oh...
the main theme of which was a sample of the guitar riff from Dr John's song.

When <Paul Weller> covered <I Walk on Gilded Splinters> he declined to use that powerful guitar riff. He muted it down a bit.

Mar-24-19  thegoodanarchist: <offramp> my dear lad, that explains everything brilliantly!

One small quibble. I do believe <Beck> is not a band, just the name of one guy.

Like <Moby> isn't a band, just one guy.

<Odelay> was the name of the album with <Loser>.

And he called himself <Beck!> on the cover of <Odelay>

In the time of Chimpanzees I was a monkey...

Mar-25-19  thegoodanarchist: Words of Wisdom:

In life, often when one door closes, a trap door will open...

Mar-26-19
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  offramp: During yesterday's Live Game, I asked a very good trivia question but it was deleted.

That was a shame because it was very good.

It was about the cast of the film <Alien>.

Do you remember that film? From about 1979.

It was where the naughty alien bursts out of poor old John Hurt's silly old chest? How awful!

It was actually quite gauche of the alien to do that. In normal society one would be expected to evacuate from inside a host's body by using an already available hole, such as the pee-pee or poo-poo hole.

It seems that good manners have not pervaded all sectors of our known universe.

Mar-26-19  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: During yesterday's Live Game, I asked a very good trivia question but it was deleted.

That was a shame because it was very good.

It was about the cast of the film <Alien>.

Do you remember that film? From about 1979. >

Yes. Sigourney Weaver in her underwear? Superb.

The ship was "The Nostromo", reminiscent of Nostradamus.

The cap'n was played by Tom Skerritt, a quasi-famous actor, and the chief maintenance tech was played by Yaphet Kotto, also a quasi-famous actor.

Ian Holm was also in the cast, and would also be a quasi-famous actor if not for the Peter Jackson LOTRs franchise.

Harry Dean Stanton is more than quasi-famous, and would be even if Peter Jackson had been smothered in his crib.

And I do believe Veronica Cartwright could be described as quasi-famous.

John Hurt, of course, was a STAR!

Mar-26-19  thegoodanarchist: HISTORICAL TIDBIT JUST FOR <OFFRAMP>!

All others cease and desist reading right now.

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Hi <offramp>. I think you will appreciate this bit of trivia.

When <Alien> actor Harry Dean Stanton was born, he was completely bald.

His father considered naming him Hairless Dean Stanton. But decided to be optimistic instead.

It paid off handsomely (or not so handsomely, if you think about it), as the adult Harry Dean Stanton was hirsute.

Mar-26-19  Count Wedgemore: <tga> In fact it paid off so handsomely that as an adult he only went by the name Hairy Dean Stanton.
Mar-28-19
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  offramp: He played chess with Yaphet Koto using the Stanton chess set.
Mar-28-19
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  offramp: Things like this baffle me:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel...

<...The bristles of camel-hair brushes are traditionally made of squirrel hair and this is still the most common material. They can also be made from goat, ox or pony or a blend of any of these. <They are never made from camel hair, either in whole or in part.>>

One obvious question springs to mind....

Mar-29-19
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  offramp: perfidious: <N0B0DY>, the list runs as follows: <Big Pawn>, <Mrs Butterworth>, <Hungry Jack>, <thegoodneega>, <In The Woodpile>, <Muhammad Speaks>, <highlycorrect>, <The Kingfish> and <Cassandro> will get y'all off to a flying start.

This post will probably be deleted after one of the above sockies whinges to the powers that be, so I hope you get to see it

Mar-29-19
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  offramp: The previous post was by Perfidious; I merely copied it in its entirety.
Mar-30-19
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  OhioChessFan: ** Coming Soon! **

Gashimov Memorial 2019 Moves Prediction Contest. Conducted by the Legendary <chessmoron> and hosted at Graceland, home of Elvis. Click on Elvis for details.

Mar-30-19
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  OhioChessFan: You're beyond naive to think <perfidious> might be right about anything. Copying that post that will never be deleted is 10 seconds of your life you'll never get back.
Mar-30-19  zanzibar: <0CF> right as always...

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Apr-02-19
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  offramp: Finally: the identity of
The Man Who Shot Jill Dando.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3b...

Hiding in San Fernando, apparently.

Apr-07-19
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  offramp: https://www.chessbomb.com/arena/201...
Apr-08-19
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  offramp: The Bible says that God in not omnipotent:

Judges 1:18-19:

<Also Judah took Gaza with its territory, Ashkelon with its territory, and Ekron with its territory.
So the Lord was with Judah. And they drove out the mountaineers, but they could not drive out the inhabitants of the lowland, because they had chariots of iron.>

And it also says that God is not omnipresent:

Genesis 4:16.

<Then Cain went out from the presence of the Lord and dwelt in the land of Nod on the east of Eden.>

God might be omniscient, but I know a lot of people that are omniscient.

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