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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-16-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-15-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: The first game is dead level. I reckon Song will win this match easily.
 
   Jan-15-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026)
 
offramp: This tournament is going to be one of the best <EVER>. I suddenly had an idea that the World Champion, <Gukesh>, would win it. I think he is going to fully show his huge mettle. I think that he really has gird up his loins to show the Indians, and the whole world, that ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Giri vs Niemann, 2025
 
offramp: Giri said... <"Before the game I visualized a victory against Niemann. There's this technique.... I saw myself win. Then I went a bit too far and I started thinking about who would be in my team for the Candidates' - and that's when I realized I had gone too far."
 
   Jan-15-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: <𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗣 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 is taking place HERE from 14:00, 17th January 2026 to 1st February 2026. ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Dickson (replies)
 
offramp: Someone asked, "What the dickens??" The answer is "No."
 
   Jan-15-26 S Rosenthal vs Count Isouard, 1871 (replies)
 
offramp: "Is You Is or Is You Ain't Isouard?"
 
   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
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Apr-08-19  morfishine: Dear <offramp> I want to wish you the best at this time

Too often, people send their concerns or "best wishes" only during holiday time or specially selected times assigned to us

best, morf

****

Apr-08-19  thegoodanarchist: < offramp: Things like this baffle me:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel...

<...The bristles of camel-hair brushes are traditionally made of squirrel hair and this is still the most common material. They can also be made from goat, ox or pony or a blend of any of these. <They are never made from camel hair, either in whole or in part.>>

One obvious question springs to mind....>

Yes, it is obvious - Can you buy one on Amazon.com?

Apr-09-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: This is me saying "wakey wakey".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ndm...

Apr-11-19  thegoodanarchist: Why do you say "wakey wakey"?

I've only ever heard that in the movie <Schindler's List>

Apr-11-19  thegoodanarchist: Must be a European thing...
Apr-11-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <thegoodanarchist: Why do you say "wakey wakey"? I've only ever heard that in the movie <Schindler's List>>

I does appear in the film <Kill Bill>, where a man says "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey" to Uma Thurman - and who wouldn't??

It is known in the UK for this sad episode:

watch the first 8 seconds of this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-m...

Apr-11-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I am watching a moon landing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7G...

The Israelis should land on the moon on 1 hr and 10 mins!

Apr-11-19  Count Wedgemore: <offramp> Wow, cool! I wasn't aware of this. Exciting to watch it live. Only the US, Russia and China have landed spacecrafts on the moon before. A big day for Israel.
Apr-11-19  morfishine: Hello <offramp> Thank you very much for the bird video! I am too a sucker for stories like this. It reminds me of a video I watched a few years ago where a man fishing, I think near the Great lakes, came across a drowning baby duck and scooped her up and took her home. He raised her and the duck wouldn't leave. He'd be watching TV and the duck, now grown, would be snuggled on his chest. He took her out on his boat and tried to release her, but she always flew back to the boat. Basically, the duck stays with him wherever he goes, she doesn't want to fly away! Very touching
Apr-12-19  Count Wedgemore: Hi, <offramp>. Turns out the Israelis failed the moon landing. I guess you could say they landed, but it was a crash landing, apparently. Oh well, better luck next time.
Apr-12-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <offramp: ...God might be omniscient, but I know a lot of people that are omniscient.>

I have a friend who pointed out this passage.

Jeremiah 32, 30-35:

<30 "The people of Israel and Judah have done nothing but evil in my sight from their youth; indeed, the people of Israel have done nothing but arouse my anger with what their hands have made, declares the Lord. 31 From the day it was built until now, this city has so aroused my anger and wrath that I must remove it from my sight. 32 The people of Israel and Judah have provoked me by all the evil they have done - they, their kings and officials, their priests and prophets, the people of Judah and those living in Jerusalem. 33 They turned their backs to me and not their faces; though I taught them again and again, they would not listen or respond to discipline. 34 They set up their vile images in the house that bears my Name and defiled it. <35 They built high places for Baal in the Valley of Ben Hinnom to sacrifice their sons and daughters to Molek, <though I never commanded—nor did it enter my mind - that they should do such a detestable thing and so make Judah sin.>>>

So God is not omniscient. He's just a fella.

Apr-12-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: The big advantage to a bitumen/tagua nut chess set it its edibility, or edibleness.

If you are playing a game very badly, and you think,
<"I was a total nutcase😂 to ever think I would be good at this stupid game, I am going to give it up forever",>
you can then begin eating the pieces as they are removed from the board.

CAUTION: eating bitumen or asphalt may be hazardous to your health. CAUTION: eating tagua nuts may result in fractured teeth/jaws/upper skeleton. May contain nuts.

Apr-14-19  thegoodanarchist: and so may this website...
Apr-16-19  WinKing: Hi offramp,

3 days to go!

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Round 1 is Saturday, April 20th, & it starts @ 15:00hrs(3pm) Baden-Baden time & @ 09:00hrs(9am chessgames EDT)

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User: OhioChessFan (Moves Prediction Contest) - Predict the result 1-0, 1/2, or 0-1 & the number of moves. (4 categories to medal in) This contest is run by <chessmoron> & hosted by <OhioChessFan>. ***Participation confirmed***

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Apr-17-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: The venue of AlphaZero's games is often given as London, ENG. Where in London?

It is in fact sited at Google HQ, which is near Tottenham Court Rd Tube station.

Go out of exit three of the Tube, walk over to St Giles' Church. Next to the church is The Angel pub, and over the road from that is St Giles Piazza, and at the other end of the piazza is Google HQ.

Go in the front door and take the lift to the ninth floor. On the left-hand side is the <Research and Development> room. Go in there and down to the end and look for <Room 519A>.

AlphaZero is in there on the left-hand side. There will be either a man or a woman in there, operating Leela: the men are called either Mike or Bob, the woman is Ursula.

If a game is in progress they won't let you touch the pieces, but you can twiddle her knobs.

I mean Leela, not Ursula.

Apr-18-19  MrMelad: <If a game is in progress they won't let you touch the pieces, but you can twiddle her knobs.>

Funny.

Soon after you sexually harass the AI the binary version of the MeToo movement would be all over you. :)

#Me10

Apr-21-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
FOR BRITISH PEOPLE ONLY

I thought of a very good trivia question which every British human over 40 years of age will know the answer to... Even though it looks like an impossible question!

Q: Which horse won the 3:00 at Exeter on the 23rd April 1978?

You DO know it! THINK!

Apr-22-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
"I innocently referred to his wife as his Mum,
And she slapped my face and kicked my bum."
Apr-22-19  Momentum Man: ...Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Apr-22-19  morfishine: Dear <offramp:
FOR BRITISH PEOPLE ONLY

I thought of a very good trivia question which every British human over 40 years of age will know the answer to... Even though it looks like an impossible question!

Q: C offramp:
FOR BRITISH PEOPLE ONLY

I thought of a very good trivia question which every British human over 40 years of age will know the answer to... Even though it looks like an impossible question!

Q: Which horse won the 3:00 at Exeter on the 23rd April 1978?

You DO know it! THINK!>

I'm only half English, so I'll give half an answer: Nelson

Apr-22-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <morfishine:

Q: Which horse won the 3:00 at Exeter on the 23rd April 1978?>

I'm only half English, so I'll give half an answer: Nelson>

This question is for people who have seen <Fawlty Towers>. This has been repeated so often on British TV that I KNOW all British people have seen the episode...

Apr-23-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: The name of the horse was...Dragonfly.

It's from Fawlty Towers.
https://youtu.be/BiUWAOL_uH8?t=108

Apr-24-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I hate it when dancers wear those tights that they think we don't they're tights.
Apr-24-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:


click for larger view

White to play and draw.

Apr-24-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  moronovich: Qf2+-QxQ 2.Ra8+-Kb6.3.Ra6+-Kc7.4.Rc6+ with perpetual.
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