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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-16-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-15-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: The first game is dead level. I reckon Song will win this match easily.
 
   Jan-15-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026)
 
offramp: This tournament is going to be one of the best <EVER>. I suddenly had an idea that the World Champion, <Gukesh>, would win it. I think he is going to fully show his huge mettle. I think that he really has gird up his loins to show the Indians, and the whole world, that ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Giri vs Niemann, 2025
 
offramp: Giri said... <"Before the game I visualized a victory against Niemann. There's this technique.... I saw myself win. Then I went a bit too far and I started thinking about who would be in my team for the Candidates' - and that's when I realized I had gone too far."
 
   Jan-15-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: <𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗣 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 is taking place HERE from 14:00, 17th January 2026 to 1st February 2026. ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Dickson (replies)
 
offramp: Someone asked, "What the dickens??" The answer is "No."
 
   Jan-15-26 S Rosenthal vs Count Isouard, 1871 (replies)
 
offramp: "Is You Is or Is You Ain't Isouard?"
 
   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
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Ye Olde Offrampe Predicktions

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Feb-09-19  thegoodanarchist: <offramp: Many thanks to <chessmoron> and <OhioChessFan> for great contest. It was a lot of fun.

Results were very hard to predict so the winners deserve great credit. >

Yes, it's hard to make predictions, especially about the future.

Feb-09-19  thegoodanarchist: Yelizaveta Orlova ?

Her friends call her "Velveeta"

Feb-09-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <offramp: Kramnik is having a bad period, definitely. He has had health problems. His huge height (207cm) led to his famous weeping spongiform scalextricitis, But he seems okay now.>

<virginmind: Hi! You surely meant 195 cm - over at Count Wedgemore forum, a few days ago.>

I measured Kramnik myself with a theodolite. However, he did have cuban-heeled shoes and a big hairstlye: those may have added ~12cm.
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<thegoodanarchist: <offramp: Results were very hard to predict so the winners deserve great credit. >

Yes, it's hard to make predictions, especially about the future.>

There is an old phrase, "I don't make predictions and I never will."

Feb-09-19
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  moronovich: <"I don't make predictions and I never will.">

I knew he would say that.

Feb-09-19  Count Wedgemore: <offramp> I wonder if your theodolite is properly calibrated. Perhaps you need a Master Calibrator:

https://mastercalibrators.com.au/

Feb-10-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I made a comment at John Hurt,

<...When mistakes are made, they are XXXX'd over.>

That reminded me of a humorous but politically incorrect Edgar Poe story:
X-ING A PARAGRAB
<...'Sx hx, Jxhn! hxw nxw? Txld yxu sx, yxu knxw. Dxn't crxw, anxthertime, befxre yxu're xut xf the wxxds! Dxes yxur mxther knxw yxu'rexut? Xh, nx, nx!- sx gx hxme at xnce, nxw, Jxhn, tx yxur xdixus xldwxxds xf Cxncxrd!'> etc.

I read that short story when it first came out and thought it was very funny.

Feb-10-19  virginmind: <offramp> You've managed to do that? Strange, I thought top gms notoriously oppose themselves to being measured, let alone with a theodolite...
Feb-10-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: One of the best things about chessgames.com is its acceptance of newbies from all over the globe.

For example User: kingfish, a strange woman who has an obsession with Nigel Short.

Very odd.

Feb-10-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I saw him at the bar at dusseldorf. He was talkig to Aronian who I used as my control.

Aronian is 4ft 6in, or 1.37m, and Kramink was twice his size.

Roughly 9ft 1 inch tall.

Feb-11-19  virginmind: Mein Gott! I knew there was a difference between the two, but not that big...
Feb-12-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp:
<A little learning is a lovesome thing, God wot!>
- Alexander Brown

My chess knowledge stymied my crossword skill on Saturday.

I was doing the London Times crossword number 27,270.

[ChessHigherCat might be interested in this story.]

Clue 2 down was
<Order gal to feel pulse (9)>
Clearly an anagram of “gal to feel”! And I immediately thought of FEGATELLO, especially as the answer had to begin with F. The definition was “pulse”, however, which didn’t fit at all. But I thought it out... There’s a kidney bean... perhaps there’s a bean that resembles liver. Anyway, I put in FEGATELLO.
It really held me back. The right answer is
FLAGEOLET.

It turns out that the word FEGATELLO is unknown to Chambers Dictionary. I knew TOO MUCH!

Feb-12-19  ChessHigherCat: <offramp: I was doing the London Times crossword number 27,270.>

Did you polish off the first 27,269 puzzles before or after breakfast?

<Clue 2 down was
<Order gal to feel pulse (9)> Clearly an anagram of “gal to feel”! And I immediately thought of FEGATELLO>
>

I wouldn't have that handicap because I nevuhoydadeguy. Did he invent the Fried Liver Attack?

What would have held me back is that I didn't know this meaning of "pulse(s)"

<seeds such as beans or peas that are cooked and eaten

Pulses include peas, lentils, and chickpeas.>

I think that must be UK English (my convenient excuse for any word I don't know, such as the extremely common exclamation "lykjhbnap!" which one says three times after christening a polkadotted baby seal.)

Feb-13-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <Scientists have just proven that the following Jethro Tull songs have the highest artistic merit.

In this order:
1. Cold Wind to Valhalla
2. Black Sunday (25th Anniversary Box Set compilation version)
3. A Passion Play
4. Reasons for Waiting
5. My God
6. Jump Start
7. Hunting girl
8. Acres Wild
9. Pied Piper
10. Baker St. Muse
11. Old Ghosts
12. Valley>

Feb-13-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Toyah Wilcox:

<"Derek Jarman I just love to death because he had no compromise. We went hungry when we made Jubilee. Derek literally had nothing to eat halfway through the film, he completely ran out of money. There was nothing in the coffers and he just refused to sell out and have any form of advertising or any form of sponsorship. Everything offered to him might have diluted the message of the film he turned down.”>

Feb-13-19  ChessHigherCat: < We went hungry when we made Jubilee>

Is "to make Jubilee" a poetic euphemism for "doing it" or just the name of a movie?

Feb-13-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <ChessHigherCat> Jubilee is a good English film, a punk film.

I have just atrtee watching a similar modern film: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Learn....

Feb-13-19  ChessHigherCat: <offramp: okay, thx, I found a copy on youtube with Spanish subtitles (which I often need when watching UK moves, believe it or not).

Do you know Robert Downey Sr? He has a lot of great avant-garde films.

This is a great one about the coming of the Messiah in the wild west:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql1...

This one "Pound" is fantastic but the picture is bad for the first couple minutes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekS...

Let me know what you think if you don't laugh yourself to death first!

Feb-13-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <ChessHigherCat: > I started watching both at 1am - They looked too good to watch on a computer screen so I will watch them on my big telly when I arise from my slumber. They look <really> good.
Feb-14-19  ChessHigherCat: <offramp: I just watched your version of "The Castle" on the big screen and was flabbergasted and flusterfied. The musical score and cinematography are foontastickle. It's been a while since I've seen a contemporary B&W film and I don't whether the quality of the film has improved or what but I really felt that I could see the colors the whole way through. Somebody said that about Kurosawa films but I never believed it.

I also loved the way those creepy assistants keep popping out of nowhere. It inspired me to re-read "The Castle", which is one of those books where you can tell yourself why bother, I've already read it, but when you go back it's like a Hole-Nother book. My favorite's "Amerika", though. Too bad he never finished any of the novels, but at least he was lucky enough to die before the holocaust. A lot of his works seem prophetic in the way they prefigure the bizarre dehumanization he would have been forced go through had he lived a bit longer.

Feb-15-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: I’m surprised no one has commented on offramp chessforum (kibitz #1393), where I mentioned a Tweet:

<Lichess user german11 just became the first user to reach <300,000> games! Congrats!>

Lichess launched in 2010, so <german11> has played those 300,000 games in less than 9 years. That is, <if> he started playing on day 1.

I reckon that by April 1st, 2023, German11 will be playing his millionth game (at lichess).

Can you imagine that? A million games....

Feb-15-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <ChessHigherCat> it is the best adaptation of the Castle I have yet seen. There is a BBC audio version (on YouTube, oddly) which is garbage.

I think this is the best film version out of the 0 that I have seen. It is very close to the original text.

But it wouldn’t have been hard to show a huge Castle, with a matte, for example.

Arthur and Jeremiah should have been funnier.

Amelia’s story should have been funnier.

Amerika is a great novel. I was surprised when it was renamed THE STOKER for a recent edition.

It is a wonderful book. Very funny in parts.

Feb-15-19  ChessHigherCat: <offramp: I saw Greaser's Palace for the first time with my big brother at "Bleecker Street Theater" in Greenwich Village, which used to constantly feature avant-garde and/or foreign films. It was a double feature with this film by the same director: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPg...". We were laughing so hard I thought for sure they would kick us out! When that theater disappeared and wasn't replaced by another foreign/avant-garde Kino I perceived that as a sorry comment on the once supremely cosmopolitan NYC. There are still a lot of different nationalities but no common core of intellectuals/freethinkers. The throngs of baby-carriages (prams) looks like the Los Angeles freeway at rush hour!
Feb-24-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: London (Vizayanagaram) (1883)
Feb-24-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Half term over and I thought I'd have a drinky-poo. No beer in the house - sauve qui peut! There was loads of wine, and a huge litre-bottle of Jack Daniels. I didn't fancy any of them, though.

I was going to open a bottle of port when I saw a bottle of....ABSINTHE!

Louche absinthe, 50%!
https://www.masterofmalt.com/absint...

I am having a small measure of it with ice and lemonade. It brings back memories of when I was drinking Ricard while looking at the big clock in Rouen.

Feb-25-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Nasser Hussain wrote about the terror of batting in his autobiography. An excerpt of the first 2 pages and a bit (apologies for typos):

I was always nervous when I batted.

[...]
Take my usual working day. If I was faced with batting the next day in any cricket match, I was always at my worst, grumpy and miserable.

[...]
Even when I was tired I would stay up late because I knew that, once I was asleep, my next waking moment meant that batting time was near. I would normally fall asleep about 1 a.m., having fiddled around with my bat to make sure it felt right for a couple of hours, and then wake up again at 5 a.m., opening one eye in the direction of the alarm clock before thinking, 'God, I'm batting today. What's going to happen? Am I going to nick one early on? Am I going to get runs today?'

[...]
From 5 a.m. I would lie there, looking at the clock, hoping it wouldn't move so that batting wouldn't come any nearer.

[...]
I would arrive in the dressing room to pick up my bat, a major deal for me. The bat would never feel the way it did the night before and I would have to take bits of tape off it, or do something to it, to make it feel right again.

[...]
Waiting to bat was the hardest thing. If we had a big opening partnership, I would have used up all my nervous energy in the dressing room. That was why I was always at my best when we lost quick wickets and I could get out there with no one expecting me to do well.

[...]
Whenever I was out, however many runs I had scored, I would always throw my gear around or have a bit of a tantrum in the dressing room. It was how I was. If you failed, you were angry; if you had scored fifty, you were angry you hadn't converted it into a hundred; and if you got a hundred, you were angry you hadn't turned it into a really big one. Even when I scored 207 against Australia in 1997 I was angry, because it was Shane Warne who got me out and I didn't want it to be him.

[...]
That, in a nutshell, was my career.

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