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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Jan-15-26
Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

.....
Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   Jan-15-26 Julien Song
 
offramp: The first game is dead level. I reckon Song will win this match easily.
 
   Jan-15-26 Tata Steel Masters (2026)
 
offramp: This tournament is going to be one of the best <EVER>. I suddenly had an idea that the World Champion, <Gukesh>, would win it. I think he is going to fully show his huge mettle. I think that he really has gird up his loins to show the Indians, and the whole world, that ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Giri vs Niemann, 2025
 
offramp: Giri said... <"Before the game I visualized a victory against Niemann. There's this technique.... I saw myself win. Then I went a bit too far and I started thinking about who would be in my team for the Candidates' - and that's when I realized I had gone too far."
 
   Jan-15-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: <𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗥𝗔𝗠𝗣 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗘𝗟 𝗠𝗔𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗦 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 is taking place HERE from 14:00, 17th January 2026 to 1st February 2026. ...
 
   Jan-15-26 Dickson (replies)
 
offramp: Someone asked, "What the dickens??" The answer is "No."
 
   Jan-15-26 S Rosenthal vs Count Isouard, 1871
 
offramp: "Is You Is or Is You Ain't Isouard?"
 
   Jan-14-26 Keymer vs Carlsen, 2023
 
offramp: Keymer Rouge.
 
   Jan-14-26 Garry Kasparov (replies)
 
offramp: <Petrosianic>. I dislike stories about the 3rd Reich... Kasparov was expounding about Molotov and Stalin and the Germans. I could have followed the details but I <hate> checking WWII facts on Google because you get sucked into a whirlwind of right-wing horror. So I am ...
 
   Jan-14-26 J Puccini vs J P Gomez, 2015 (replies)
 
offramp: Good pun and a good game. The final move is hard-to-spot! I was expecting some hay-maker final blow, but it is a quiet move. In fact, that last move, 19. Qd2, could be a <CREEPING MOVE>. Creeping moves can only made by queens; Spassky specialised in them.
 
   Jan-13-26 C Gilberg vs Dickson, 1866 (replies)
 
offramp: That's a great pun, and the game has a really good ending! BTW, Sally Simpson, instead of referencing the Washington Bridge, would you be interested in buying the Brooklyn Bridge?
 
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Feb-01-19  morfishine: Well thank you Dear <offramp> I do very much appreciate the recommendation for the movie, which I will watch thru its entirety. Its these gems that lurk outside our sight until one brings them into view. Thank You!
Feb-01-19  thegoodanarchist: <offramp:

My mum was English, though, from a place NEAR Manchester which is now IN Manchester.>

That happened to my Mother's Mother!

She said she was born in the country and would die in the city, without having to move.

However, Eisenhower's Interstate Highway system intervened, demanding "Right of Way" through her kitchen.

And eminent domain is specified in our Constitution, so Grandmother and Grandfather had to move.

They did, about 1 mile away. I never was born before the old house got torn down for the highway, so I never saw it...

Feb-02-19  morfishine: Dear <offramp> I just finished watching 'The Castle' and what an excellent movie it is! The music arrangements hold the audience while the brilliant filmography using shadows and angles elevates this film. It really is dark humor set in a desolate landscape. Numerous scenes are just fantastic, like when K. is speaking to the man in the bed who summons his wife to bring the "file" and during their conversation, pages of notes keep flitting downward onto the bed. Hilarious and just Great! This film is Highly recommended!
Feb-03-19
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  offramp: <CAPTION COMPETITION #11 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DxgKKJk...

Simply provide a sensible, SERIOUS English sentence to accompany that picture of Leave Alonian and a human in a type of room.>

Theresa May says:

<Winner is User: Sunrise with his rather witty

<The winner A of this first phase (determined by points or Sonnerborn - Berger or direct results; in this order, like a normal round robin) plays a mini-match (say 6 classical games for example) with the 2nd ranked player B from the first phase; 2b) A should also have the right to choose if he wants to start playing White or Black in the first game of the second phase; then of course they will alternate colours. 3) in case A and B are still tied at the end of the second phase, the player A will get the title!>.

Congrats to him...must dash!>

Well done, User: Sunrise. Your step is on its way.

Feb-03-19
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  offramp: I did not know that Ferrari made a chess set. It is made, predictably, of light carbon-fibre and costs £1780. Harsh! https://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/uk...

I would say that that set was based on the lovely Berliner chess set.

If you scroll down that page you will see other unusual chess sets. They may move so here are some links: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B001A79... £166.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B004FX4... Three man chess, £65 which looks quite a bargain.

Feb-03-19
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  offramp: English comedian Jeremy Hardy died a few days ago aged 57. He was more thoughtful than funny. Here is one of his quotes:

<Most harm is done by people who are awake.>

This reminds me of Pascal's quote,

<All of humanity's problems stem from man's inability to sit quietly in a room alone>.

These both reinforce my belief that politics is a complete and utter waste of time, and why I never involve myself in politics unless it is absolutely necessary. We all know that

<If voting changed anything it would be outlawed>

and there is an old Brazilian complaint:

<Brazil grows at night, when the politicians are asleep.>

In the UK we have what is called the Silly Season:

<The part of the year when Parliament and the Law Courts are not sitting (about August and September).> That is when things get done!

At the moment the US Government is shut down. The country has not stopped!

Northern Ireland has its own parliament, called the Stormont:

<Stormont is currently in a period of suspension, after it collapsed in January 2017...>

Two whole years without a government and yet the province has not sunk into the sea. How can that happen?

Politics never change anything. They are a waste of time, a diversion for people with nothing better to do with their time.

Feb-03-19  thegoodanarchist: <At the moment the US Government is shut down. The country has not stopped!>

True!

But I have burped a few times...

Feb-04-19
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  offramp:
AN UNUSUAL COINCIDENCE

A few days ago Zanzibar made a funny comment about Rogoff that included a link to a man destroying a wasps nest using a flamethrower.

I watched a few other similar videos about wasps and bees.

Predictably, my YouTube recommendations began to include bee hive videos. I was watching one for a product called "Flow Hive" and the guy said,
"The bees take pollen back to the hive to feed their young..."

At THAT moment my notifications changed to a red 1.

Someone had replied to one of my little comments. I clicked on it. it was https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xof...

"Tales of the Unexpected - Royal Jelly"!

Feb-04-19  morfishine: <offramp> I thought you would be thrilled that I actually watched 'The Castle'

I have recommended it to a number of my friends, including a film critiquer, who is in the process of watching this film, and is also following my strict instructions to watch it in 30 minute increments at a max. This will allow her to finish the movie in 3 sittings, which sounds about right, depending on food and beverage

*****

Feb-05-19
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  offramp: <morfishine> That is great! That is exactly what I did! 3x30 minutes, roughly. That helps, I think, because of the subtitles and the talkiness of the movie.

If that film is watched by someone who does not know Kafka... That would be interesting. Probably a 1/5 film.

If the film;s budget had been bigger perhaps a few more flashbacks would have been good: especially for Amalia's tale.

I really enjoyed it and I am glad you did!

Feb-05-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Something I think is funny is that sometimes famous chefs are approached by, say, the Milk Marketing Board and asked, <"Our sales are dropping, could you make up a few MILK recipes for us?">

The chef would never say no. He and a few assistants invent three or four new recipes that include milk. It ain't easy, but they do it.

The Milk people are delighted: <"Could you make us a cookbook with say 100 milk recipes?">

Reluctantly, but with $ signs in eyes, the chef agrees.

That's why occasionally we see cookbooks called e.g. The Easy Cabbage Cookbook by Chef Maggie Chow.

Feb-05-19
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  offramp: <thegoodanarchist> and I had a site we used to go to:
http://johno.jsmf.net/knowhow/ngram... I think it has gone for good now.

I have found a very poor replacement:
https://www.randomtextgenerator.com/
But that generates gibberish, e.g.:

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It is like <ChrisOwen>!

Feb-05-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: One guy I really like is Guy Fieri https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_F....

He does this very good programme called <Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives> which I suppose everyone in the USA has seen.

(It is harder to see in Europe; it is satellite-only, and on an out-of-the-way channel.)

He is a clever, funny geezer.

Here is an enlightening part of his wikipedia entry:

<"Fieri began his association with food in grade school...by selling pretzels...and washing dishes to finance his trip to France to study.">

THAT shows true American will-to-win.

Feb-05-19  morfishine: <offramp> Guy Fieri's show 'Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives' was a great show that had a great run. I consider myself a 'Bar B Q' master, but I learned so much from this show regarding ribs, burgers, gravy smothered dishes and other plates found only at "Mom and Pop" establishments

I tip my hat off to him just for being able to find these places!

Thanks for the mention

Feb-06-19
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  offramp: I am watching British serial <Tenko> right at this moment.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tenko...

It is a series about British, Australian and Dutch women who were kept in a Japanese POW camp in WWII.

Set in the tropics, it is the day-to-day adventures of sweaty young women in the last vestiges of their western underwear.

God knows why I watch it.

Perhaps it's because Tenko is the only word in the galaxy that rhymes with Pal Benko.

Feb-07-19
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  offramp: ...Apart from https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cli....
Feb-07-19
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  offramp: Did you know that there is a clue unsolved right now on the Holiday Contest Clues Page!

I am thinking of having a go.

How hard can it be?

Feb-07-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Even though I am a francophile I do not drink a lot of wine.

I am drinking some NOW, though, but it is Spanish.

Campo Viejo Rioja Temptranillo 2015, 13.5%.

Feb-07-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: Last night, on YouTube, some geezer had a live feed going.

He was playing <Grim Fandango> LIVE.

I started watching it but he was near the end!

The bloody credits came up.

Do you know, or would you like to guess, how long the credits are for Grim Fandango???

About 20 minutes. I shouldn't've watched...

But I was not deterred. I am now watching an 8 hr video of the entire
<Vampire The Masquerade: Redemption>.

It is very good!

Feb-07-19  Boomie: <Grim Fandango> is a wonderful game. Lots of good humor considering it takes place in the Land of the Dead. The puzzles aren't too difficult so the story moves along at a good pace. The voice acting is top notch. This is one of the best adventure games and is almost as good as <The Longest Journey>.
Feb-08-19
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  offramp: I am watching <Don't Raise the Bridge, Lower the River> https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061591/ which is Jerry Lewis's only British film.

One reviewer says, "the film is a bit of a dead loss"! In fact it is okay.

The title must be the source of Lew Grade's famous comment about the soaring budget for that clinker of a film <Raise The Titanic>:

<"It would have been cheaper to have lowered the Atlantic!">

Good one!

Feb-08-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: <Boomie: <Grim Fandango> is a wonderful game...>

I've been watching excerpts on YouTube. The game does not look 20 years old. More like 19.

I did not play it at the time because my computer hardware was not fast enough.

Do you remember having to <update DirectX driver>?

And then, every now and then, one had to physically slot in more RAM, and finding out which make and type of RAM one needed was a hellish and time-consuming task.

Sadly, those days are gone😉.

Feb-08-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: A very good post by User: Chicgirl at Cairns Cup (2019) (kibitz #10).

It ends, "<Sinquefield pays top dollars for hosting a tournament for the top, not mostly 2nd and 3rd tiered, female players in the world. It’s not unlike selling someone who doesn’t know anything about flights a First Class ticket at very high price and try to con them into Premium Economy. Just keep reiterating that it's a strong tournament again and again and nothing else, counting on the fact that the Sinquefields know very little about the elite women chess players in the world...>"

Harsh!

Feb-08-19
Premium Chessgames Member
  offramp: It's a pity that Yelizaveta Orlova never played Fernando Casanova.

The game pun could be:

<It's Orlova-Casanova.> One of my favourite songs!

Feb-09-19  virginmind: Hi! You surely meant 195 cm - over at Count Wedgemore forum, a few days ago.
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