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offramp
Member since Aug-16-03 · Last seen Apr-25-26
The Kindle app might have saved my life. My house was full of books. Now I am able to actually get rid of books.

I was born in Clapham, London. I am therefore a supporter of Chelsea FC. My son supports Arsenal FC.

I love travelling around Europe, by train. I try to speak in various languages by almost everyone I meet speaks English, which is a good thing.

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Some chess books that I think are outstanding:

1. <Fundamental Chess Endgames>, by Müller & Lamprecht, reprinted 2020. 400pp+, £25.

2. <Secrets of Practical Chess>, by Dr Nunn. 256pp (the USUAL 256pp!, i.e. the usual 2^8). £20.

3. <Capablanca's Best Chess Endings>, Irving Chernev's best work. 300pp. £15.

4. <107 Great Chess Battles 1939-1945>, written by Alexander Alekhine, but edited by Edward Winter. 256pp, £15.

5 (a) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 1 (1942-1962)>, and - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 484pp.
(b) <Petrosian Year by Year Volume 2 (1963-1984)> - Karolyi & Gyozalyan, 516pp.
They are £34 each. I bought one, then a few months later, the other volume.
They are available in Kindle format!

6. <The Queen's Gambit Accepted: A Sharp and Sound Response to 1. d4> by Chris Ward.
Ward wrote a superb book about the QGD, many years ago. I think this is useful for a book about the QGA. A total antidote to 1. d4, 2. c4.

And now some total clinkers. NOT those well-known garbage chess books.

The following are really bad chess books.

1. <Capablanca: A Compendium of Games, Notes, Articles, Correspondence, Illustrations and Other Rare Archival Materials on the Cuban Chess Genius Jose Raul Capablanca, 1888-1942> by Edward Winter. 360pp. c. £35. The title is the best thing.

2. <Larsen: Move by Move> - Cyrus Lakdawala
Paperback, 488pp.

3. <Emanuel Lasker Volumes 1, 2 & 3 - Forster, Negele & Tischbierek>. £55 each.
This book is unbelievably boring and tedious. Just look through it, then forget about it.
AT THIS SAME TIME a totally superb book has just come out: <Emanuel Lasker All Games Volume 1 & 2: 1889-1940 (2 books)>, £55 for two books:
Volume 1 covers the time Lasker became World Champion and played matches against Steinitz (twice for the World Championship), Bird and Blackburne amongst others. He also took part several famous tournaments including Hastings 1895, St Petersburg 1895-96 and Nuremberg 1896.

Volume 2 covers the time Lasker played matches against Marshall, Tarrasch, Janowski, Schlechter and Capablanca for the World Championship. He also took part several famous tournaments including St Petersburg 1914, New York 1924, Moscow 1935 & 1936 and Nottingham 1936.

Hardbacks, 388 and 342 pages, Russian Chess House. A real bargain.

4. <Pal Benko : My Life, Games and Compositions>, £140. Who is the most famous chess player out of Benko and Fischer? Who published the most plush, most opulent book? Benko.

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Here are another 7 books:

<He received a letter from his bookseller, informing him that only seven copies had been sold, and concluding with a polite request for the balance.
Scythrop <[SKI-throp]> did not despair. <Seven copies,> he thought, <have been sold. Seven is a mystical number, and the omen is good. Let me find the seven purchasers of my seven copies, and they shall be the seven golden candlesticks with which I will illuminate the world.>.>

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   offramp has kibitzed 25945 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Apr-25-26 Aronian vs I Khamrakulova, 1993
 
offramp: <thegoodanarchist: Any speculation on the meaning of the pun?> The pun refers to <Ivory Soap>, which is "99.44% pure". In 1994 this game was analysed by <ENIAC> and the technicians discovered that Levon Aronian attained an incredible accuracy of 99.44% in this ...
 
   Apr-25-26 Viktor Komliakov (Popa)
 
offramp: <Messiah: Popa? Is that a nickname?> <Popa> is a rank in the hierarchy in the Roman Catholic Church. The rank is immediately above Cardinal and slightly lower than Jesus Christ.
 
   Apr-25-26 Bobby Fischer (replies)
 
offramp: I am impressed with <"BOBBY FISCHER MY 60 MEMORABLE GAMES THE COLLECTORS' EDITION">. ©Bobby Fischer 2026 I am giving the ISBN to remove doubt about who what or when: 978 1 84994 849 4 There is a 2 page introduction by Andy Soltis (2025). I bought it for £24, postage ...
 
   Apr-24-26 W Tuckett vs J G Wise, 1849
 
offramp: There's <MORE> to <COME> soon.
 
   Apr-24-26 chessgames.com chessforum
 
offramp: < User: mel gibson > I know that the Home Page is flooded with adverts. If your house has been flooded you could choose DORMEO mattresses. They have an 80% absorbent quotient. They can be used as barricades against the Apocalypse.
 
   Apr-24-26 Chessgames - TV and Films
 
offramp: <saffuna: <offramp: Did you know that Sausalito CAL has a pop. of 8,000?> And it seems half of the people live on boats. IMDB lists 120 movies filmed partially in Sausalito.> 😆That is really funny, thanks <Saffuna>. I saw the town mentioned in <THE LADY FROM
 
   Apr-24-26 offramp chessforum
 
offramp: I went down the local chess shop, didn't I? They was sellin chess medals, gold silver, bronze etc. They was only two quid a piece. I bought ten of em, for fifteen quid. I wore em all down the chess club. Look at this geezer with all his medals, oh blimey oh riley. That's what ...
 
   Apr-24-26 S K Poormosavi vs I H Labib, 2026
 
offramp: ⭐/★★★★★★ (1 out of 6) A good game with an interesting opening. There are many variations of the C-K which change into other well-known openings, like the Nimzo, the QGD etc. The Bronstein-Larsen has its own identity. This game shows all the main traits, especially ...
 
   Apr-23-26 Alekhine vs Rubinstein, 1921
 
offramp: It's a good pun but the game is very famous. It would have been better to attach this pun to one of AAA's simul triumphs.
 
   Apr-22-26 H Lahdelma vs T Keinanen, 2026
 
offramp: This game was pretty level until this move: 30...Qb4 ∓ [DIAGRAM] I have a feeling that White was optimistic. He played 31. Nxf6. White hopes for ...Nxf6, which leads to a won ♔ + ♙-ending. <(I mean, after Qxf6, then Qf8+, ...Qb4xf8, Rxf8 then exchange ...
 
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Oct-12-25
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  offramp: I watched a video of OJ escaping in his car.

THIS WILL NEVER happen to me but it happens to people, where a guy turns at your doorstep and says,

"Listen... I killed my wife. I hated her. I am in real trouble. PLEASE help me out..."

What the 🤨 do you do?? 😱 you are an accessory!

There is one strange episode of <Columbo>,
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0071345/
<A police commissioner provides a false alibi for a neighbour who killed his wife in a fit of rage. He then kills his own wife in cold blood and blackmails the neighbour into faking an alibi for himself. Lt. Columbo has to untangle this mess.>

Oct-12-25
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  offramp: You know the film <John Wick>?

That should be remade with blunderbusses and muskets.

Oct-13-25
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  offramp: https://public-domain-poetry.com/ge...
Oct-14-25
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  offramp: Question: Where is the country Eswatini?

Make an educated guess! Don't kudanganya!!

Oct-14-25
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  offramp: Geoff Chandler (kibitz #293)

I made a post with this: <...you can see these 4 Moustequaires playing together....>

I have learned that there is a big difference from moustequaires to mousquetaires.

Oct-19-25
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  offramp: A perfect ejog. It is in progress...

[Event "Round 8: Kovalskyi, Roman - Latypova, Olga L"] [Site "https://lichess.org/broadcast/2025-..."] [Date "2025.10.17"]
[Round "8.1"]
[White "Kovalskyi, Roman"]
[Black "Latypova, Olga L"]
[Result "*"]
[WhiteElo "1994"]
[WhiteFideId "14184214"]
[BlackElo "1723"]
[BlackFideId "472476"]
[Variant "Standard"]
[ECO "B41"]
[Opening "Sicilian Defense: Kan Variation, Maróczy Bind, Réti Variation"] [UTCDate "2025.10.17"]
[UTCTime "10:08:48"]
[BroadcastName "2025 UK Chess Challenge Terafinal Under 18"] [BroadcastURL "https://lichess.org/broadcast/2025-..."] [GameURL "https://lichess.org/broadcast/2025-..."]

1. e4 [%clk 0:25:18] 1... c5 [%clk 0:25:18] 2. Nf3 [%clk 0:25:26] 2... e6 [%clk 0:25:24] 3. d4 [%clk 0:25:35] 3... cxd4 [%clk 0:25:30] 4. Nxd4 [%clk 0:25:42] 4... a6 [%clk 0:25:38] 5. c4 [%clk 0:25:40] 5... Nf6 [%clk 0:25:34] 6. Nc3 [%clk 0:25:48] 6... d6 [%clk 0:25:35] 7. Be2 [%clk 0:25:48] 7... Be7 [%clk 0:25:41] 8. O-O [%clk 0:25:53] 8... O-O [%clk 0:25:32] 9. Be3 [%clk 0:26:00] 9... b6 [%clk 0:25:35] 10. f4 [%clk 0:25:40] 10... Qc7 [%clk 0:24:51] 11. g4 [%clk 0:22:35] 11... Bb7 [%clk 0:24:22] 12. Qc2 [%clk 0:22:42] 12... Nc6 [%clk 0:23:05] 13. Nb3 [%clk 0:20:25] 13... Rac8 [%clk 0:21:32] 14. Rac1 [%clk 0:18:49] 14... Bd8 [%clk 0:20:40] 15. a3 [%clk 0:18:11] 15... Qb8 [%clk 0:20:28] 16. Qd3 [%clk 0:17:09] 16... Bc7 [%clk 0:19:11] *


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Oct-21-25
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  offramp: In Paternoster Square in the City of London there was a pub called <The Christopher Wren>. The whole square was a bad piece of brutalism (i.e. concrete architecture).

I used to drink in the Wren when I was ~20, and I got friendly with a barman who was about 22. One night he died in his sleep at home in his bed. End of story.

A few years later I was with my Mum at Bethnal Green, in a pub. My Mum cajoled me to talk to a 60-year-old woman who sat at the next table.

I said, "What happened to your son?"
She said, "He died in the night. I went to his room - and that was it... I think of him every single day."
She thought of him every single day....

Oct-21-25
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  offramp: Until 2019 I used to get credit card-sized adverts about local mini-cab offices through the letterbox. Then, silence.

They all shut up toot sweet. Uber, then Covid, finished them off. It was <SO> rapid. The mini-cab drivers became Uber drivers overnight. The little offices SHUT!!

Isn't that weird?

Oct-22-25
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  offramp: Apart from Thomas Pynchon, who has read <V>?

I am thinking of giving it a go.

Joe Heller's <Catch 22> was great...funny and brilliant all the way through.

Oct-22-25
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  saffuna: If you liked "Catch22," try "A Confederacy of Dunces."
Oct-23-25
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  offramp: Blériot, oblivious, personal stereo.
Oct-25-25
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  offramp: Such a colossal amount! "Fox News agreed to pay Dominion [voting system] $787.5 million".
Oct-31-25
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  offramp: I needed some paracetamol at the supermarket.

There is a limit of two boxes. I put 4 boxes in my trolley. My supermarket has a checkout and tobacconist/lottery checkout.

I paid at the standard checkout for 2 x paracetamol, but then I swerved the tobacco checkout. I stole them (2 x 36 = 72p).

I have unboxed them ALL. I am revelling in them, on my luxurious bed.

Oct-31-25
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  offramp: I was surprised that HE wasn't on the <recent kibitzing> list.

I tried "N" on the player list. His name isnt on it.

I tried the <longer> list. He's still not on the long list.

I tried <NAROD> but that gave 0 replies.

I tried using <search kibitzing> with <narod>, but that gives a few responses about narod.ru.

What is the name of the chess player who died last week?

Oct-31-25
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  offramp: Chef Gordon Ramsay came around my house.

He found some rotten tomatoes and he nearly puked up.

He threw out my microwave. It's out in the street right now. Next to my auntie.

He saw a Pot Noodle and vomited up his guts.

When will it end?

Nov-03-25
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  offramp:
<Sorry, we have no names that exactly match 'NARODSKI' in our database.

Sorry, no games at this time.
You may wish to visit the home page and try a different search.>

You should post the following advertisement:

<If you are searching for a chess players use Google.

Search <chessgames.com> followed by an approximation of the chess player's name.>

Nov-10-25
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  offramp:
<THE INCREDIBLE FIDE 4th ROUND PREDICTION>

You'll have to be quick.

Your entry will be simple - a binary string, like this <1010010101001011>.

Here are the games to think about (or not):

F Svane v Sargyan
Yu v Sindarov
Grandelius v Pantala
Sarana v Martinez
Pranav v Yakubboev
Liang v Sargissian
Le v Karthik
Blubaum v Donchenko
Pragg v Dubov
Shankland v Rapport
MVL v Grebnev
Esipenko v Keymer
Wei v Maghsodooloo
Sevian v Lodici
Aronian v Wojtaszek
Leko v Erigiasi

Submit your binary string of 16 digits before the start of the 4th round.

Good luck!

Nov-10-25
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  offramp: Here is my entry:

1110010010000000

Nov-10-25
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  Williebob: <1011011110101110>
Nov-10-25
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  offramp: Well done, User: Williebob. You are the first entry (apart from me). Therefore, at the end of the round <you may qualify for a bonus prize>! Good luck, Willie.
Nov-10-25
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  keypusher: Anyone can win, but who dares lose? Me, that's who.

0000000000000000

Nov-10-25
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  offramp: User: keypusher the first player is 1, the second player is 0.

<F Svane v Sargyan> 1, meaning that Svane won the round. 0 meant that Sargyan won.

Nov-10-25  Twilight of the Idol: 1001011110100011

According to a binary-translating website, that comes out to "—£". Who knew?

Tried a different way, I got 38,819. Is that what I get if I win (preferably in a currency with some value, like GBP or USD)?

Nov-10-25
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  keypusher: <offramp> Yes, I understand. I'm betting on the parties of the second part.
Nov-11-25
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  Troller: 1011011100110111
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