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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jul-04-14  Jim Bartle: I saw that. The catcher couldn't tell if the first baseman had tagged the runner, but he should have tagged the runner coming home anyway.

On the other hand, if the catcher saw the safe sign by the first-base umpire, then he did the right thing, and the run should not count. why should he tag the runner if the umpire has indicated the force is still on?

So Melvin was right to argue. A team should not be punished because a player played on according to a call which turned out to be wrong.

Jul-04-14  Jim Bartle: Say a base stealer is called out on the tag but overslides the base by five feet. The fielder could easily have tagged the runner again.

The hitting team's manager challenges the call and the runner is called safe, and there he is standing happily on second.

But had the original call been correct, the fielder would have tagged the runner again. But he played according to the original call.

Replay still has problems.

Jul-04-14
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  Phony Benoni: Here is a section of rule 9.02 (c):

<"If the umpires consult after a play and change a call that had been made, then they had the authority to take all steps that they may deem necessary, in their discretions, to eliminate the results and consequences of the earlier call that they are reversing.">

This is from an older edition of the rules, but I imagine the principle still applies. So the question becomes, how should they have eliminated the consequences of the "safe" call on the tag?

I'm sure the catcher saw the call. The umpire was in his line of sight, and he received the throw stretched out like a first basemen. Had he thought a tag was necessary, he would have been in a different position better suited to applying it. Also, he pointed to the first base umpire after the play.

So the wrong call clearly affected the course of play, and the question is how to eliminate the consequences. That is very tricky. You can argue that the catcher would or would not have had time to tag the runner. You could argue that the catcher would made the play differently. You could argue that, had the runner known the force was out, he would have tried to slide or evade it. (I doubt that the runner saw the umpire, but the catcher's stance would have told him it was a force situation.)

Perhaps they should have simply declared the ball dead after the wrong decision, eliminating anything that happened after the tag at first, leaving the bases loaded and no run scored.

Unfortunately, Oakland wound up winning, so the appeal was cancelled. The doubt the decision would have been overturned. And I'm willing to bet there's another sentence or two in the next rule book because of this play.

Jul-04-14
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  Phony Benoni: By the way, this is not strictly a replay problem. The call could have been reversed before; replay just makes the process easier and more common.
Jul-04-14  Jim Bartle: Right, very confusing. But no way should the run have counted as the catcher was simply following the call as play continued.
Jul-04-14
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  Phony Benoni: Another think to consider is the reaction of the first baseman. There was one out, so if he had tagged the runner, he just has to run over to first to complete the double play; no need to throw home. I don't think the runner on third could have beaten him. But hearing the safe call, he made the right play by going home to cut off the run and take one out.

So it's a situation where two defensive players make the right play and gave up a run, when either making the wrong play would have saved the run!

I saw an explanation from the umpires later to the effect that they couldn't move the runners back on a play like that, but had to take the result of the play as was. Maybe that's right, but it does seem unfair. I'm sure the Rules Committee will look into this, as with replay it's a situation likely to reoccur.

Jul-04-14  Jim Bartle: Good points.
Jul-04-14
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  WannaBe: How many no hitters took place on July 4th, and can you name the last 2 teams that were involved in a no-no on July 4th?

Bonus points for naming the winning pitcher.

Jul-04-14
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  Phony Benoni: All I remember offhand is Dave Righetti.
Jul-04-14
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  WannaBe: <Phony Benoni> You get the bonus points!
Jul-05-14
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  Phony Benoni: http://m.mlb.com/video/v34196007/75...
Jul-05-14  technical draw: Anybody remember a baseball game when the runner on first tried to steal second and slid about 10 feet from the bag? I saw it live but can't remember the players or the teams. It was really hilarious.
Jul-05-14
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  perfidious: The no-hitter was Red Sox-Yankees, 1983:

http://www.baseball-reference.com/b...

Jul-05-14
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  WannaBe: <perfidious> Correct!!

The 'history' behind that trivia, was I was invited to a BBQ (Imagine that!!!) yesterday and the SF-SD game was on TV.

The announcers were talking about that no-no, because Dave have been the pitching coach for SF Giants since 2000.

Jul-05-14
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  Phony Benoni: <td> I had a vague idea it was Manny Ramirez, but couldn't find it. Still, it's always fun to look at one of his blooper reels:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd5C...

Guy could play, but he was born 75 years too late. Would have fit right in with those Dodger teams of the 1920s.

Jul-05-14  technical draw: <Phony> Thanks for those bloopers. I think the early slider was with the Reds.
Jul-05-14  Jim Bartle: Willie Stargell called timeout while trying to steal:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ194...

Jul-05-14  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony, I was on vacation last week down in Florida. I went deep sea fishing hoping to catch a Marlin for my basement wall. I actually hooked a shark! Then I lost the damned thing...

http://img.loquenosabias.com/tops10...

Jul-05-14
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  Phony Benoni: Hey, Travis, are you sure it wasn't the shark losing you?
Jul-05-14  Travis Bickle: Mr Benoni I didn't see that great white, the glare of the sun obstructed my view!

P.S. You should have seen the bait I used. ; P

Jul-05-14  Travis Bickle: Mr Benoni, all kidding aside with all your baseball expertise, what do you think of this Cubs A's deal yesterday? Is Theo shrewd or is he throwing away 2 good pitchers?

http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article/mlb...

Jul-05-14
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  Phony Benoni: Travis, as a Tigers fan, I'm not fond of the deal. Oakland's major question mark was their starting rotation, and that's been taken care of.

From the Cubs' point of view, the trade is easy to understand. They're not going to win now, so are looking for long-term prospects, they have a number of holes in the line-up, and both of the traded starters are around 30 and headed for free agency this year or next. They would be long gone before the Cubs got good anyway.

McKinney should help in the outfield, where the Cubs are weak. Put picking up a shortstop in Russell is surprising, since the Cubs already have an excellent young shortstop in Castro. Somebody will probably change positions, or there may be another trade in the works.

Jul-05-14
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  WannaBe: Think them A's got tired of losing to Detroit two years in a row in the play-offs?
Jul-06-14
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  Phony Benoni: Up 7-4 in the top of the 8th, one out. Batter needs a triple for the cycle, tries to stretch a double and is thrown out. Acceptable play, or selfish?

http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/700897...

Could be justifiable, trying to get to third with one out. But it's close.

Jul-06-14
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  perfidious: Oakland may win now, but if they don't, that trade will be a huge failure--they have little chance, if any, of keeping Samardzija long term.
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