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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Oct-11-14
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  WannaBe: The StL grounds crew did The Arch on the outfield grass, will SF do the Golden Gate Bridge on their grass??
Oct-11-14
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  Phony Benoni: Did Vince Coleman trip over it?
Oct-13-14  playground player: <Esteemed Baseball Mavens> Just a few of my thoughts on players who ought to be in the Hall of Fame, based on them being better than some of the current members.

C- Thurman Munson, Ted Simmons, Manny Sanguillen

1B-Gil Hodges, Cecil Cooper

2B- Nellie Fox

3B- Graig Nettles (maybe)

SS- Cecil Travis, Glenn Wright

OF- Al Oliver, George Foster

P- Sparky Lyle (first reliever to win Cy Young Award)

Before you pooh-pooh any of these picks, please consider Ray Schalk, Rick Ferrell, Harry Hooper, Bobby Wallace, etc. What have they got (besides Hall of Fame plaques) that these other guys haven't got?

Oct-13-14
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  OhioChessFan: Dave Concepcion was really a good shortstop. To prove I am not hometown biased, I will concede Tony Perez shouldn't have made it.
Oct-13-14  Jim Bartle: Sure, there are lots of players in the Hall who shouldn't be. But if every player as good as the worst in the Hall were admitted, there would be thousands.

Of pp's list I don't think any are worthy, except Fox, who's already in.

Players who should be in include Concepcion, Biggio, Bagwell, Phil Niekro, and a couple of others I can't think of right now.

Oct-13-14
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  WannaBe: Biggio, Bagwell are both still on the ballot, so we shouldn't lump them together with the ones no longer eligible. (By writer's voting, but could still get in via Veterans Committee...)

Here is a ballot by baseball-reference for 2015 (Hence, unofficial)

http://www.baseball-reference.com/a...

Oct-13-14  Jim Bartle: Raines and Piazza should go in. Edgar Martinez is an interesting case. He'd clearly be in if he'd played the field, even poorly. Then again, Larry Walker has similar stats and was a good outfielder...

Randy Johnson and Pedro Martinez are shoo-ins next year, and maybe Sheffield will make it some day. He'll be hurt because he bounced from team to team.

Oct-13-14
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  WannaBe: I swear, the next time, a receiver doesn't catch the ball, and jumps up/down making that throw the flag motion, should get unsportsman like conduct penalty...
Oct-14-14  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony I think those St Louis Redbirds are going to win The Series...
Oct-14-14  playground player: <Jim Bartle> You wouldn't vote for anyone on my list?

Somehow Nellie Fox got in when I wasn't looking.

I admit it would be fatuous to compare my nominated outfielders to Willie Mays or Joe DiMaggio. But it wasn't me (I?) who started watering down the Hall of Fame so that players got inducted who really can't compare with the true greats of the game.

That may be the most cumbersome sentence I've ever written. :(

I'll stand firm for Thurman Munson, though. He was the keystone of the Yankees in their 1970s glory days. Again, I say unto you... Ray Schalk, Rick Ferrell, Roger Bresnahan, and maybe even Mickey Cochrane...

<To All and Sundry> Speaking of the Hall of Fame, how come we never hear much about the Hall of Statuary in Washington, D.C.? Here, every state of the Union is represented by two statues of (supposedly) its two greatest residents.

The day they put in Bruce Springsteen to represent New Jersey is the day I move.

Oct-14-14
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  WannaBe: Another player that does not know the rules, or what the 'T' stands for in the standings column.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nbc-y...

Oct-14-14
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  WannaBe: Some dark clouds moving in over the Bay Area, hopefully today's game and the next two night's games won't be affected.

Weather predicts rain starting tonight.

Oct-14-14  Jim Bartle: I'm pretty sure the earthquake will drive the rain away.
Oct-14-14  Jim Bartle: <pp> It's just a different philosophy about Hall of Famers. I think a HOFer is a player who, if he's been eight or ten years in the majors, you can point to and say "he's an all-time great." Not a player whose career you look at after they've retired and thought, "Hey, that guy was pretty good."

Al Kaline, yes. Tony Perez, no. For example. McCovey, yes. Cepeda, no.

Yes, the Hall is watered down and how far is always a question. Remember, there will always be a "best player not in the Hall of Fame." It's unavoidable.

The players you listed are certainly better than a lot of players in the Hall, especially a ton of players from 1925-45.

Oct-14-14
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  Phony Benoni: <playground player> Look, I'll give you Schalk and Ferrell and Bresnahan. None would make the HOF today. But I'm not letting you slip Mickey Cochrane into that group.

He was a surefire Hall-of-Famer, with a lifetime batting average of .320 and more home runs/RBIs than Munson in about the same number of games.

And he took a backseat to nobody in leadership skills. His teams won five pennants and three World Series in a seven year period (1929-1935), unprecedented for a non-New York player. When he was traded to the Tigers and became their manager in 1934, they went from a .500 team to two straight pennants.

So why did, for example, Schalk make it in? There are at least a couple of ways of achieving fame in baseball. First of all, the stats. These endure and impress everybody forever.

But fame can also be achieved by stirring the emotions of fans. Sterling defensive play, fiery inspiration, memorable team play, simply being a great character. That's where players like Schalk, or Wallace or Tinker/Evers/Chance/ or Rabbit Maranville made it into the Hall.

However, unlike the stats, these achievements fade away as memories and contemporaries disappear, making the player seem unworthy to later generations. I'm sure that, in fifty years, the election of Ozzie Smith will seem as incomprehensible as that of Schalk.

That's why, barring a miracle in the Veterans voting, players like Alan Trammell will not make it into the Hall. His stats aren't striking, and those who remember his all-around excellence are fading from the scene. Munson had good stats, but his qualification rests more on his leadership, another unquantifiable quality that is likely to fade away.

Oct-14-14
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  Phony Benoni: Hey Travis, if St. Louis does make it we'll have a rematch either way, either 1944 or 1985.
Oct-14-14  playground player: <PhonyBenoni> I totally take back what I said about Mickey Cochrane, pleading temporary insanity. He retired--what, 80 years ago?--and yet look at your passionate advocacy for him. That's fame.

It helped Orlando Cepeda a lot that he won an MVP (naturally, after being traded from the Giants).

I would vote for Trammel if I had a vote. But Ozzie Smith really could electrify a crowd--which I guess will be forgotten by and by. Defensive stats are so much less informative than offensive stats.

For instance, at one point in the 1970s, Horace Clarke was second only to Charlie Gehringer in assists by a second baseman, lifetime. But I was always afraid to point that out for fear of being thought insane.

Oct-14-14
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  Phony Benoni: <playground player> I don't know where you got that Horace Clarke statistic, but it can't be right. In the first place, Gehringer didn't even have the record; Eddie Collins had 500 more assists lifetime. And both Gehriner and Collins had better single-season bests than Clarke's.

Here's a list. Of course, many of the players are post-Clarke, but he's down at #99. It's possible he may have been second lifetime on the Yankees; the only other player I recognize higher than Clarke is Bobby Richardson.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/l...

Bid McPhee might be the most obscure HOFer ever.

Oct-14-14
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  WannaBe: Well, KC have 2 tries at home to win 1 game and reach the World Series. Could happen Wednesday, or Thursday.

Will the fans want to see SF-KC? Or StL-KC? Because AL won the All-Star game, we may see a Wild Card team have home field advantage.

Oct-14-14
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  Phony Benoni: SF was the wild card too, so that's not biggie.
Oct-15-14  Jim Bartle: One of the best things about Bill James is he always went back to contemporary opinions, MVP votes, and the like. It helped him get beyond pure statistics.

That way he could rate Cochrane as maybe the greatest ever, while claiming Bill Dickey was not among the very best.

Plus catcher must be the absolute hardest position to judge. There's just so much a catcher does that isn't captured by numbers. On the other hand, how can you be sure better pitching is due to the catcher?

Today Yadier Molina is given tremendous credit for his catching and leadership abilities. Ivan Rodriguez before that, though he was a better hitter than Molina. How to judge that?

Molina was injured against the Giants and the tying run scored on a wild pitch. All of a sudden, "Maybe Molina would have stopped it." The damn pitch was a fastball which bounced three feet in front of the plate. No catcher in history would have had a chance.

Oct-15-14  Jim Bartle: How great a defensive/leadership/staff handler would a catcher have to be to be considered an All-Star if he hit only .150?

Something similar could be asked about shortstops, and many non-hitting ones have been considered outstanding, such as Mark Belanger.

Oct-15-14  playground player: <PhonyBenoni> It was from a column by Jim Ogle when he was writing for the Newark Star-Ledger, circa 1972--so that's going back a ways. I remember it well because one of my friends wrote a sing about it: "Look Out, Charlie, Here Comes Horace." It was never performed anywhere.

Playing second base behind the likes of Mel Stottlemyre and Fritz Peterson, Horace got to field an awful lot of grounders. Too bad he didn't get to play behind Tommy John, too.

Obviously Jim Ogle's remark must have been in error at the time he made it. It just goes to show you can't believe everything you read in the newspapers.

Oct-15-14
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  Phony Benoni: <playground player> Looking at his record, I see Horace Clarke had a more substantial career than I thought. No superstar, but on one of the great Yankee teams of a few years earlier he could have filled the Bobby Richardson role adequately.
Oct-15-14  Shams: Has any baseball team ever swept three series to win it all?
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