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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jun-30-09
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  Phony Benoni: I'm sure that the pitch on a steal of home counts as a pitch, unless the pitcher has stepped off the rubber or something before throwing. And the batter has a perfect right to swing at the ball, but I don't think he'd want to try. Take a look at this picture of Jackie Robinson stealing home:

http://lancemannion.typepad.com/pho...

A batter who stayed in the box would be more likely to interfere with the runner, and cut down his options. Even a left-handed hitter would want to get out of the way; you can see Robinson heading straight for the left-hand batting box.

Jun-30-09
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  Phony Benoni: And you can't steal second against Pettite; you might as well try to steal home.
Jun-30-09  Jim Bartle: It's just I think a hitter can distract the catcher for a moment before getting out of the way.
Jun-30-09
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  Phony Benoni: Probably. I don't know how to check on this, but I'll bet most steals of home come with right-handed hitters. But he can probably get called for interference if he sticks around too long.
Jun-30-09
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  Phony Benoni: With the coming of a new month, it's time for another obligatory chess-related post. After all, this isn't the Kenneth Rogoff page or something.

Besides, I won another game and have a chance to chortle at my opponent's expense. What greater pleasure could there be? Well, maybe if the Tigers can stomp Oakland tonight ...

NN-Moooy (FICGS, 2009)

<1.Nf3 Nc6 2.e4 e5 3.Bb5 a6 4.Ba4 Nf6 5.O-O Be7 6.Re1 b5 7.Bb3 O-O 8.c3 d5>

I've been playing the Marshall Gambit for around 35 years now, out of desperation. Whenever I play the Black side of a Ruy, I inevitably hang a pawn. Might as well sacrifice one instead.

<9.d4 dxe4 10.Nxe5 Bb7 11.Ng4 Na5>


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<12.Bh6?!>

One reason to sacrifice material is to open up lines around the king. 12.Bh6 gets a "?" because it is not a particularly good way for White to open lines. It gets a "!" because it does succeed in doing so.

<12...Nxb3>

Perhaps White calculated 12...gxh6 13.Nxh6+ Kh8 14.Nxf7+. If so, this takes care of any such dream.

<13.axb3 gxh6 14.Nxh6+ Kh8 15.Nf5 Rg8 16.c4 Qd7 17.Nxe7 Qxe7 18.Nc3 bxc4 19.bxc4 Ng4 20.f3>


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Yes, the line-opening has been quite successful. Now let's see some real sacrifices.

<20...Nxh2! 21.Kxh2 Qh4+ 22.Kg1 Rxg2+! 23.Kxg2 Rg8+ 24.Kf1 Qh2> 0-1

Jun-30-09  Jim Bartle: NN seemed in a bit of a hurry there. But he sure did open some lines, for you. I don't understand making that sort of sacrifice when almost none of the pieces have been developed.
Jun-30-09
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  Phony Benoni: It surprised me, too, especially at correspondence. The charitable explanation would be that he intended 12.Bg5 and didn't notice his mouseslip in time. But it still boggles my mind.
Jul-01-09  Jim Bartle: Anybody following Albert Pujols' season? This is getting ridiculous: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/ba...

Two more homers off Randy Johnson tonight.

Jul-01-09
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  Phony Benoni: Wow! Pujols has a chance for 20 steals!

You have to wonder if Pujols is working on the best career ever for a first baseman. Another half-dozen years at this pace, and I think he'll be there.

Jul-01-09
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  Phony Benoni: <Game of the Day>: July 1, 1979

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

"The 13-12 Overture".

In honor of Independence Day fireworks, a few days of big boomers.

Jul-01-09  Jim Bartle: The A's really had a bad team in '79, 108 losses. Looks like a Double-A team, plus Rickey Henderson. Pitching staff gave up 860 runs, which has to be among the most ever.
Jul-01-09  Jim Bartle: I'd really like to see more articles like this: http://www.slate.com/id/2221384/

It's a discussion of the two possible locations of the centerfield camera, and which is best for seeing the pitches. Very interesting.

Jul-01-09
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  Phony Benoni: Interesting, but I don't know how much good it does to switch from a bad left-right view to a bad up-down view.
Jul-01-09
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  Phony Benoni: These seem to be the top ten teams in runs allowed:

1899 NL Cleveland 1252
1890 NL Pittsburgh 1235
1930 NL Philadelpha 1199
1894 NL Washington 1122
1996 AL Detroit 1103
1895 NL Louisville 1090
1984 NL Cincinnati 1085
1897 NL St. Louis 1083
1894 NL Chicago 1066
1936 AL St. Louis 1064

Of course, any number put up in the mid-1890s just after the pitching mound was moved back to 60' 6" should be disregarded. The Pittsburgh team of 1890 was hurt by the defection of its best players to the Pittsburgh entry in the Player's League. And the 1930s were a mad hitting era--that Phillies team in 1930 finished last despite a team batting average of .315.

However, I cannot explain the Tigers of 1996. Maybe they were just bad.

Jul-01-09  Jim Bartle: OK, but 860 is still pretty bad. I'd always thought the modern standard was 957 given up by the 1987 Indians,but the 96 Tigers just blew them away.

The funny thing is, Billy Martin came in and turned it around for the A's, getting good pitching until he wore out the arm of every single starter.

I like the centerfield camera most of the time, but I wish they'd show a few from behind the plate. The centerfield camera has to zoom in so much that the distance to the plate looks like 30 ft., and therefore the pitches don't seem thrown nearly as hard.

Whenever I go to a game (rarely these days), I'm always surprised at how hard the pitchers throw, having watched so many games via centerfield.

Jul-01-09
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  Phony Benoni: Possibly the worst thing about the 1996 Tigers was that their only pitcher with a winning record was Gregg Olson, the closer.

Think about that.

I must be a real throwback about viewing games, since I like the ooverhead view. When I did go to a game, I always preferred to sit in the upper deck.

But I don't go anymore for a couple of reasons. First, my eyesight has gotten so bad that I can't follow the flight of the ball. Second, and more important, Comerica Park has got absolutely the worst hot dogs I have ever tasted. I think they're supposed to be healthy or some perversion like that.

Jul-01-09  Deus Ex Alekhina: Those "hot dogs" sold at Comerica Park are actually ground up, re-cycled octopi from red Wing playoff games
Jul-02-09
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  Phony Benoni: <Game of the Day> July 2, 1963

http://retrosheet.org/boxesetc/1963...

OK, so I lied about the fireworks.

Jul-02-09  Jim Bartle: Listened to that game on the radio.

I recently saw an interview with Marichal on ESPN Internacional, where he said Herman Franks wanted to take him out after 9 or 10 innings, but Marichal said, "I'm not coming out as long as that warrenspahn is still pitching. He can do it and he's 42, so I can do it, too."

Interesting lineup for the Giants. The first six hitters were All-Stars at least once, and Felipe Alou was stuck in the middle of the Mays-McCovey-Cepeda power trio.

And Harvey Kuenn, 3b?

Jul-02-09  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony great name for your forum! You need to insert this picture in here somewhere. ; P

http://imagecache5.art.com/p/LRG/12...

Jul-02-09  playground player: <Phony Benoni> Those 1930 Phillies could hit, all right, but their pitching...! Team ERA over 7.00. My favorite 1930 Phillies pitcher was Claude "Weeping" Willoughby. Well, you'd weep, too, if you had his stats.

I do like the new name for your forum. Is it true, or only legend, that Ernie Banks, right after saying "Let's play two," conked out with heatstroke in the very next doubleheader he played?

Jul-02-09
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  Phony Benoni: Kuenn began as a shortstop, and was the AL starter in the All-Star game from 1955-1957, before Aparicio began his run. In 1958, Kuenn was moved to the outfield to make room for the tandem of Billy Martin and Coot Veal. No, that didn't work out.

Kuenn had some experience at 3B, and with the Giants outfield is it was natural to try him there on occasion.

Jul-02-09
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  Phony Benoni: <playground player>: The 1930 Phillies had another pitcher named Les Sweetland, which led a sportswriter to come up with a little ditty:

"My country 'tis of thee,
Sweetland and Willoughby
Of thee I sing."

You'd think they'd be too busy keeping score for that sort of foolishness. Here's a typical 1930 Phillies game:

http://retrosheet.org/boxesetc/1930...

Jul-02-09  Jim Bartle: Thanks for that info on Kuenn. I either never knew that, or more likely, forgot.

Man, if he'd ever formed a DP combination with Nellie Fox, that would have been the all-time tobacco-chaw pair.

http://education.baseballhalloffame... http://www.findagrave.com/photos/20...

Jul-02-09  Deus Ex Alekhina: Anyone that knows about he 1930's Phillies, well, that is not the David Moody that I knew for years. (Either that or he conceals his age very well) Dearborn Mafia? more like the Marshmellow Mafia
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