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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jan-21-15
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  chancho: <Phony Benoni> Thanks.

<I was picturing Belichick cheating with another man's wife during a snowstorm with the referees playing Pachelbel's "Air On a G-String.>

LMAO...

Jan-22-15
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  OhioChessFan: I am another blown away by the fact each team supplies their own balls to use. Pretty stupid policy by the NFL on its face. I'm in the camp of this being a terrible blow to the legacy of Brady.
Jan-22-15
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  chancho: Deflating balls.

Belichick must have been the one to give the order.

(don't be surprised if somebody (other than Belichick) becomes the scapegoat.)

Let's not forget that a lot of these sports teams engage in all kinds of shenanigans to get an edge.

They just haven't been caught.

The allure of money and winning makes people do some very strange things.

Like deflating balls...

Or using computers to cheat on online Chess.

;-)

Jan-22-15
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  Phony Benoni: It's too late now, but I wish there had been a general examination of all teams. This is not to excuse the Patriots, but it seems unfair to paint them as the only morally reprehensible team in the league when the full truth is not known.
Jan-22-15
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  WannaBe: I really, really am not sure if we can apply this chart (tire pressure) to football.

And I also don't know at what (room) temperature were when the balls filled.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_i...

Game time (outdoor) temperature started at low 50s and went down to upper 40.

Belichick have also said, that Patriots filled the footballs to the lowest allowed PSI.

Any brainy person here want to take a stab at how much PSI would drop, if room temperature was 75, 70, 65?

Jan-22-15
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  mistermac: You American chappies have not adopted metric measurement to any great extent. So your lengths, volumes and tempertures to name a few are different.

So PSI drops with relation to Fahrenheit changes become problematic.

Metric does come in hany in some respects, especially in the case as you could then apply Boyle's and other guys gas laws to calulate pressures.

And you could this br introduced to the Pascal instead of a PSI. Your country would be in turmoil as you made the adjustment, but you would be over it in 30 years or so.

Jan-22-15
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  chancho: Aaron Rodgers likes his footballs over inflated.

What about that?

Jan-22-15
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  Phony Benoni: <mistermac> Is that 30 years metric or 30 years American?

By the way, it's a myth that the Rest of the World is better at math and science than the U.S. If we adopted your artificially simple Metric System, the true state of affairs would be painfully clear. So we deliberately handicap ourselves with archaic units of measurement just to keep the competition interesting.

(Oh, by the way, you seem new around here, so for the record let me say you should take everything I say with a gram of salt.)

Jan-22-15
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  WannaBe: I'd say take it with a 'stone' of salt...
Jan-22-15
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  chancho: Tom Brady: <"I was shocked."

"I think everyone's trying to figure out what happened. ... <<<I was as surprised as anybody.">>>

"I didn't alter the ball in any way.">

Good grief.

Jan-22-15
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  Phony Benoni: So Brady was shocked. Hmmm. Can electricity cause deflation?
Jan-22-15  Deus Ex Alekhina: The reason they underinflated 11 balls and not the 12th is because they could use the 12th to kick field goals. Soft ones easier to catch, hard one better to kick further.
Jan-22-15
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  WannaBe: <Deus Ex Alekhina> Kicking game use another set of balls...
Jan-22-15
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  mistermac: <<Phony Benoni>(Oh, by the way, you seem new around here, so for the record let me say you should take everything I say with a gram of salt.)>

I seem and feel reasonably new. And, let me say, that I am well aware that there are 4840 square yards in an acre, 8 furlongs in a mile, 14 Lbs in a stone, and 8 pints in a gallon.

I only wish that I could find some of my childhood exercises books, which had on the back cover all the Imperial (a nasty word in a Republic) measures. But, you do have a Chees Queen as one of your friends I am aware, and that she is a gifted archivist.

You will be pleased that .04166666... of a pound is one penny.

So, I will think of you next time I spend one, as well as when I season my dinner with the salt of wisdom.

But, I hope I have at least helped you to make the acquantance of the unit of pressure called the kilopascal, as you need a fair few of them in your tyres to enjoy happy motoring. Pays to keep to the left also.

Some of the regular contributors to your Forum have a nodding acquaintance with me.

Jan-22-15
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  chancho: Aaron Rodgers loves his ball over inflated, but nary a word about that.

What about Peyton Manning?

How does he like his balls, soft leather?

What a circus.

Jan-22-15
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  mistermac: <Phony>, you probably would remember me better with my lance upraised, rather than the random lady whom I adopted as my Dulcinea. Now I know who she is, I hope she does not mind.

If she scorns me, or discards me, I will have to settle for Sophia Loren.

Jan-22-15
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  WannaBe: We have some physics explanation, but it does not get them Patriots off the hook:

http://mashable.com/2015/01/22/phys...

Jan-22-15
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  chancho: Doesn't take long in social media to nail someone's ass.

http://www.docsportstalk.com/wordpr...

Jan-22-15  Deus Ex Alekhina: All I can say is, the Pats better keep their hands off MY balls.
Jan-22-15
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  mistermac: I would go to Hellium and back for my lady.

See you all at the Unexcelled Owl where the Atmosphere will be great, and hopefully standard. But don't hold your breath.

Jan-22-15
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  WannaBe: Some people say New England would have won without deflated balls, so I took the liberty and look'd at each posession and how each score happened:

1. 3 and out on NE's first posession

2. Fumble by Indy on punt, NE recovered. Scored TD via rush (Brady, 2 short throws)

3. Rush, incomplete, deep 30 yards pass, rush, incomplete, incomplete, 5-yard pass, rush, 1-yard pass (TD).

[End of 1st Qtr]

4. incomplete, short pass, short pass, rush, rush, rush, rush, short pass, rush, interception [ball was noticed to be flat by Colts]

5. short pass, incomplete, short pass, rush, rush, rush, rush, incomplete, rush, incomplete, rush, rush, incomplete, incomplete, short pass, (FG).

[Half Time]

6. short pass, rush, short pass, rush, rush, rush, rush, rush, pass short (TD)

7. short pass, sack, short pass, short pass, deep 22 yards pass, rush, rush, short pass (TD)

8. rush (TD)

9. rush, short pass, [End of 3rd Qtr], incomplete, short pass, rush, rush, rush, short pass, rush, short pass, rush (TD)

10. rush, rush, incomplete, punt

11. rush, [Garoppolo replaces Brady], rush, rush, punt

[End of Game]

Jan-22-15
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  WannaBe: Brady was 23-35 with 3 TDs, 1 INT, Luck was 12-33 with 0 TDs, 2 INT.

Not reeeeeealy sure if all those short dump off passes by NE with deflated ball would alter the outcome?

Jan-22-15  Jim Bartle: The balls were inflated at halftime, so you have to take that into consideration.
Jan-22-15
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  WannaBe: Based upon this article, I would say the balls were "kosher" for second half of play:

http://espn.go.com/blog/boston/new-...

Which would be double-ly stupid for Patriots to use deflated balls in the first half... Unless their ball "guatd" or ball-boy really wanted the team to be caught/fined...

Jan-23-15  technical draw: Too many <TD>'s. I think you're talking about me.
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