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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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May-19-15
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  WannaBe: <Jim Bartle: <pb> has got what I was thinking of.>

Jon Lester is 5 beers away from Wrigley Field's record?

May-20-15  Jim Bartle: The record for most ABs without a hit is 58. Lester is at 54.
May-20-15
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  WannaBe: So, it is beer, most Anheiser Busch!!
May-20-15
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  Phony Benoni: I see the NFL has moved the extra point kick back five yards, which is fine with me. Put a little more "foot" back into "football". Otherwise, you might as well call it soccer or something.

They've also adopted the two-point return for PATs blocked and brought back all the way. I also like that idea, and await the first time a team takes a kneel down rather than kicking when they go ahead by a point with little time left.

May-20-15
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  keypusher: <WannaBe: Another example of too much meaning-less stat, saw this on ESPN's web page, but I think the tweet feed is from MLB. <Entering tonight's game vs, the Yankees, Bryce Harper leads the majors with 36 walks and is on pace for 150 walks this year (in 162 games). That would break Ted Williams’ record for most walks by a player in his age-22 season or younger.>>

Well, it's more than a little silly to measure that with the season just over a month old. It's better than seeing a guy go 2 for 4 on opening day and saying "if he keeps that up all year he'll hit .500." But still silly.

Guessing that "age-22 season" means you were 22 at the beginning of the year?

Caveats aside, if Harper really does break Williams' walk record this year, or even come close, it would be huge. First, most 22-year-olds are still in the minors. Most of those that are in the majors aren't getting to the plate nearly often enough to get walked 150 times. So just being a regular at the age of 22 puts you in fairly rare company.

Next, it shows that (i) pitchers are really being careful with you (ii) you've got patience, bat control and a great eye. At age 22! That's why only Ted Williams has done this before. Well, Ted Williams went on to have a pretty good career.

I once saw a list of "best major league (batting) seasons at age 20." At the top of the list were Ty Cobb and A-Rod. So, no guarantee that anyone is going to like you, but a pretty good indication that you're going to be one hell of a baseball player, if you stay healthy. 150 walks at age 22 (or even your "age-22 season") is probably almost as good an indicator.

May-22-15
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  keypusher: I killed the forum. Come back, guys! Look, here's three RBIs on a ground ball:

http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2015/05/20...

May-22-15
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  WannaBe: <keypusher> And MLB want to ban shifts... Sheeeeeeeet. I say let them play/position the players anyway they want!!

You want to have an seven-men infield, go for it!

May-22-15  playground player: <WannaBe> They want to ban shifts? Well, I knew baseball was headed down the drain when they started naming ballparks after corporations who paid for the privilege.
May-22-15  Jim Bartle: Seven men to cover the field. They can stand wherever they want. There will always be open spaces.

If a left-handed hitter cannot hit to leftfield, then that's a weakness (like not being able to shoot free throws) which the defense should be able to take advantage of.

May-22-15
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  keypusher: < Jim Bartle: Seven men to cover the field. They can stand wherever they want. There will always be open spaces. If a left-handed hitter cannot hit to leftfield, then that's a weakness (like not being able to shoot free throws) which the defense should be able to take advantage of.>

Yes, agree. All these shifts should benefit spray hitters, which seems like a good thing. Come back, Wee Willie Keeler!

May-22-15  Jim Bartle: By the way, I don't think the three-run single is due so much to the shift as to laziness on the part of the leftfielder. He just grabbed the ball and threw it softly back to the infield and that's when the third runner took off.
May-22-15
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  WannaBe: That's one of those "Error" that will not show up in the box score.
May-22-15
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  WannaBe: MLB is thinking of shortening the season by 8-games:

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/1...

I just hope we can finally get a balanced schedule for everyone.

May-22-15
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  Penguincw: < WannaBe: ...

I just hope we can finally get a balanced schedule for everyone. >

That would be nice. Here's one way to make the schedule 152 games: 8 games/team in the division, 6 games/team in the league and 4 games/team in the other league.

But like mentioned in the article, I think the playoffs should be extended. More teams should be allowed in, and the series should be longer (or both). I say top 2 teams/division, plus 2 wild cards/league. In the first round (best of 5), the top 2 division winners face off against the 2 wild cards, while the 3rd division winner takes the 3rd seed, and the rest are in order of record. The 2nd round should also be best of 5, and everything else is normal. Doesn't matter if bracket is fixed or not. Of course, there's probably a better way to do it.

If only baseball were a league like the NBA, where it's 2 conferences divided into 3 divisions each and 5 teams each, the season could be extended into 94 games. Simply use a 3-2-1 ratio: play 3 games/team in the division, 2 games/team in the league and 1 game/team in the other league (and multiply by 2 for equal number of home and road games).

2(3×4+2×10+1×15)=94.

Oh wait, it is organized like that, but baseball is different from other sports in that: all games have to played in "series" (unless it's a makeup), and one can't use the exact same lineup game after game (starting pitcher).

May-23-15
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  Phony Benoni: Defensive shifts are traditional in baseball; they didn't start with Ted Williams. And I have to agree that any player who can't learn to hit the opposite way when the situation arises -- and there are plenty of them that don't involve shifts -- is not as good a player as he could be.

Except perhaps Ted Williams.

May-23-15
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  Phony Benoni: Most of the schemes for a balanced schedule remind me of those calendars with 13 identical months of 28 days with an extra day just floating around as an excuse to party. Such ideas are clear, logical, and have everything going in their favor except that we are a muddied and illogical species tied to our traditional ways of doing things, irrational as they may be.

There was a time when a Detroiter would have been ecstatic about the prospect of seeing Willie Mays or Ernie banks live in their home park every couple of years. These days, when you can follow any team or player closely through the media, it's rivalries that create interest. I'd much rather see an extra series with the Yankees or Royals than Clayton Kershaw. Especially Clayton Kershaw.

May-24-15  Jim Bartle: <Curry and Michael Jordan are the only players to make five or more 3-pointers, score 40 or more points, and shoot at least 55 percent from the field in a conference finals game.>

Uncle!

May-24-15
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  WannaBe: See if you know the answer without lookin' it up. =)

Today in History: First night game in MLB took place, what two teams was involved, and at what stadium?

May-24-15
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  Penguincw: I'll give you a hint: it's <not> the Chicago Cubs (really useful hint, I know).

FTR: I made a guess, looked it up, and I got one of the teams correct (the home team).

May-24-15
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  OhioChessFan: I got lucky and happened to guess this one. Who threw the switch to turn on the lights?
May-24-15
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  WannaBe: Ohio U. Have qualified for the NCAA D-I baseball play-off, this will be their appearance in the tourney.

The 16 regional hosts will be announced later today, and the full 64-team field tomorrow.

May-24-15
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  WannaBe: Edit: "This will be their <first> appearance in the tourney"
May-25-15  Jim Bartle: It took me a while to figure out what happened in this high school baseball play. I think I was fooled by the description of a 'hidden ball trick' (including at ESPN, which it isn't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Du-...

As far as I can tell the pitcher fakes a throw to second, the shortstop jumps high as if it's a wild throw, the runner takes off and the pitcher runs over and tags him. How is that a hidden ball trick?

May-25-15
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  WannaBe: Okay, everyone, say "Bye-Bye" to Ray McD, ex-Bears-49ers...

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/stor...

May-25-15  Everyone: Bye-bye, Ray!
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