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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Jun-05-15
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  Phony Benoni: Or, in mathematics, "Cutting the pi".
Jun-06-15
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  Phony Benoni: OK, it's the top of the 18th inning, with the game tied 6-6. The Padres have gone through their bullpen and brought in a utility infielder to pitch.

The first batter singles. Up steps Gerardo Parra, batting .292 on the year. Do you ask him to bunt? Remember, there's a shortstop pitching:

http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

OK, so Parra was a rookie with maybe just 20 games under his belt. That still had to hurt. Bottom of the inning, it's a no-brainer, but is this a situation where you want to give up an out?

Jun-06-15  Jim Bartle: David Eckstein hit a pinch home run??
Jun-06-15
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  Phony Benoni: With two out in the bottom of the 9th, no less.
Jun-07-15  Benzol: Are the bats today being made using an inferior or different wood? I thought that they were made from Ash tree wood? That poor woman spectator really copped it in that Red Sox game when that bat shattered. Hope she will be OK but it didn't look good in the news pictures I saw earlier today.

:(

Jun-07-15  Jim Bartle: A lot of players are now using maple, following the example of Barry Bonds. These are the bats where a large piece can break off. With ash they usually break off into small pieces. At least that is what I have read.

I also believe the maple bats are the two-toned ones.

Jun-07-15
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  Phony Benoni: Here's an update.

http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2015/...

Being expected to "survive" is good news, but still sounds scary.

I imagine that pitching patterns have something to do with this, but bat construction needs to be looked into. In the old days, a "broken bat" just had a crack in it. You could only tell by tapping one end on the plate to see if it made a bad sound.

Today's shattering bats must have some offensive advantage, but there needs to be some safety controls. And this isn't a new problem, of course; remember Steve Yeagar in the 1970s?

Jun-07-15  Jim Bartle: From what I can see and what I noticed a few years ago when I played some softball, the handles are much, much thinner than they used to be. That would make the bats more susceptible to breaking.
Jun-08-15  Travis Bickle: Hey Phony, The Cubs play Detroit tomorrow evening... Are The Tigers any good?
Jun-08-15
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  Phony Benoni: I don't know, Travis. They lost eight in a row before running into the White Sox and starting a two-game winning streak.

But it will be exciting to see the Cubs; they're having quite a year.

Jun-08-15
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  keypusher: Saw CC Sabathia ejected for arguing balls and strikes at Yankee Stadium yesterday. Actually I wasn't quite sure what I saw until I read the paper this morning. You really have to pay attention when you're in the bleachers and you can't see the video screen.

Nice day, though. There is nothing prettier in sports than a baseball game on a fair summer day. I guess that's why they call the field a diamond.

When I lived in England I remember being on a train and rounding a turn and suddenly looking out on a cricket pitch with a game in progress. That was beautiful too. Larkin wrote about it in "The Whitsun Weddings" and I've always wondered if my memory didn't get mixed up with the poem -- maybe I was in a car, not a train?

< We hurried towards London, shuffling gouts of steam. Now fields were building-plots and poplars cast
Long shadows over major roads, and for
Some fifty minutes, that in time would seem

Just long enough to settle hats and say
<I nearly died>,
A dozen marriages got under way.
They watched the landscape, sitting side by side
- An Odeon went past, a cooling tower,
And someone running up to bowl - and none
Thought of the others they would never meet
Or how their lives would all contain this hour.>

http://www.poetryarchive.org/poem/w...

Jun-08-15
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  WannaBe: We are now tracking <Number of Whiffs>, or NoW tracking NoW:

http://espn.go.com/blog/jayson-star...

Jun-08-15  Jim Bartle: <The Astros have already struck out 531 times this season. That's the most in the American League.>

Those sentences still don't sound right. It's against nature.

Jun-08-15
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  WannaBe: I know, I am still trying to not say Pac-8. =))
Jun-08-15
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  WannaBe: Apple kindly paid the ransom for that 100th HR ball:

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/apple-...

No news on whether the Lube Oil was also delivered. Or what the heck lube oil is to be used for.

Jun-08-15  Jim Bartle: My all-time 'I Saw Him Play' team:

C Johnny Bench, Cincinnati
1B Stan Musial, St. Louis
2B Joe Morgan, Houston/Cincinnati
3B Eddie Mathews, Milwaukee/Pete Rose, Cincinnati
SS Ernie Banks, Cubs
LF Frank Robinson, Cincinnati*
CF Willie Mays, San Francisco
RF Hank Aaron, Milwaukee

Rotation:
Sandy Koufax, LA
Juan Marichal, SF
Bob Gibson, St. Louis
Gaylord Perry, SF/Whitey Ford, Yankees
Closer: Rollie Fingers, Oakland

* Barry Bonds not eligible, if exhibitions count, Ted Williams in LF.

Jun-08-15  Travis Bickle: <Jim Bartle> Nice list! Taking it a step further, here's my all-time Fantasy 'I Saw Him Play' team: Jim I have 2 players I like better & 3 pitchers.

1B Lou Gehrig, New York

3B Eddie Mathews, Milwaukee/Mike Schmidt,
Philadelphia

Rotation
Tom Seaver/Randy Johnson

Closer Goose Gossage

Jun-08-15  Jim Bartle: Except I never saw any of those players in person, with the exception of Mathews, who is on my team.

The National League bias in my selections is due to seeing only one American League game (NY.Detroit) before the A's came to Oakland.

And I just remembered I saw the Red Sox at the Big A once, so Wade Boggs would be another candidate for third base. But probably not quite as good as Rose or Mathews.

Jun-09-15  Travis Bickle: <Jim Bartle> What was I thinking?? Any list would have to include Babe Ruth!
Jun-09-15
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  keypusher: <Jim Bartle> I suspect your <I saw him play> team would rout most anybody else's. If David lived in New York rather than Detroit he might have given you a run for your money.

Mine would consist mostly of 1970s-era Atlanta Braves. Phil Neikro, Dale Murphy, and Bob Horner will only get you so far.

Jun-09-15
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  OhioChessFan: I assume everyone means a home team. Off the top of my head, I am happy with this team, although not thrilled with RF:

C Johnny Bench
1B Tony Perez, although Joey Votto will surpass him soon.

2B Joe Morgan
SS Barry Larkin
3B Pete Rose
LF Frank Robinson
CF Ken Griffey Jr.
RF Ken Griffey Sr.

SP Jim Maloney
SP Don Gullet
SP Tom Seaver
SP Johnny Cueto
SP Mario Soto

Closer Araldis Chapman

Jun-09-15  Jim Bartle: Can someone tell <OCF> it is a team made up of the best players a poster saw play in person?
Jun-09-15  Jim Bartle: The only time I can remember going to see one particular player was when I saw Bob Gibson pitch for the first time, though it was in 1974 and he was well past his prime: http://www.retrosheet.org/boxesetc/...

So I got to see Brock steal bases 95, 96, 97 and 98 from seats close to third base.

Jun-09-15
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  WannaBe: Washington Nationals, in the fourth round #134 over-all, drafted RHP, out of Iona College, Mariano Rivera Jr.
Jun-09-15
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  WannaBe: In the fifth round, Detroit Tigers drafted CF from Michigan State University, Cam Gibson.
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