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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Oct-15-15  Jim Bartle: I predict the team in blue will win the World Series.
Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: Okay, here we go, Lies, D@mned Lies and Statistics, ALCS edition:

During the regular season, Toronto defeated Kansas City 4-3. but Kansas City will have home field. (Better over-all record, for you newbies that don't understand how play-offs work)

During the regular season, Toronto won 2 more game at home than KC, but KC won 4 more games on the road than Toronto.

Right before the All-Star break, Toronto lost 2 of 3 at Kansas City (Games 1 and 3). Then July 30-August 2 Toronto took games 1, 2, 4 at home, losing game 3.

Prediction: Toronto Argonauts 38, Kansas City Chiefs 37

Oct-15-15
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  keypusher: I love this forum. It's much more exciting than actual baseball. :)
Oct-15-15
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  keypusher: < keypusher: <WannaBe: Another example of too much meaning-less stat, saw this on ESPN's web page, but I think the tweet feed is from MLB. <Entering tonight's game vs, the Yankees, Bryce Harper leads the majors with 36 walks and is on pace for 150 walks this year (in 162 games). That would break Ted Williams’ record for most walks by a player in his age-22 season or younger.>> Well, it's more than a little silly to measure that with the season just over a month old. It's better than seeing a guy go 2 for 4 on opening day and saying "if he keeps that up all year he'll hit .500." But still silly.

Guessing that "age-22 season" means you were 22 at the beginning of the year?

Caveats aside, if Harper really does break Williams' walk record this year, or even come close, it would be huge. First, most 22-year-olds are still in the minors. Most of those that are in the majors aren't getting to the plate nearly often enough to get walked 150 times. So just being a regular at the age of 22 puts you in fairly rare company.

Next, it shows that (i) pitchers are really being careful with you (ii) you've got patience, bat control and a great eye. At age 22! That's why only Ted Williams has done this before. Well, Ted Williams went on to have a pretty good career.

I once saw a list of "best major league (batting) seasons at age 20." At the top of the list were Ty Cobb and A-Rod. So, no guarantee that anyone is going to like you, but a pretty good indication that you're going to be one hell of a baseball player, if you stay healthy. 150 walks at age 22 (or even your "age-22 season") is probably almost as good an indicator.>

Just came across this from May.

For the record, Harper wound up with a measly 124 walks -- Williams' record is safe. They tell me Harper had a pretty good season overall, though.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/p...

Oct-15-15  Jim Bartle: Harper hit .330 with 42 homers and only had 99 RBI. Who was hitting in front of him?

Somehow that reminds me of the press conference a few years back when Norm Macdonald asked Blake Griffin if he could repeat as Rookie of the Year. Nobody else had done it, maybe Griffin could be the first.

Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: Game 1 in KC, Standing Room Only, $126.00, game 3 in TOR, cheap seat (Section 522) $175.00
Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: Oh, yeah, you can get game 7 WS tix for KC (SRO $700.00), and TOR (Section 516 $650)
Oct-15-15  NakoSonorense: <WannaBe><...game 3 in TOR, cheap seat (Section 522) $175.00>

Yeah, but those are Canadian dollars. It comes down to like US$30.

Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: Further questions regarding that ball R. Martin threw back to the pitcher and struck Choo's bat.

The event that happened:

A. The pitch was a ball
B. On the return throw it hit Choo's bat

Question 1: So, the ball was 'live'. (If the return throw had gone into center field, the runner on third would advance, on his own risk)

What would have happened, if Choo had fouled the pitch off, and R. Martin's return throw hit the bat?

Or another way of asking: When is the ball dead, when is the ball live?

Question 2: After a foul ball, if the catcher is handed the new ball and he throws it into center, runner can advance(?)

What if the ump decides to throw the ball to the pitcher, and it goes into center? I don't think the runner can advance. Everyone would just get a good laugh at it on SportsCenter. Yes?

Oct-15-15  Jim Bartle: <Or another way of asking: When is the ball dead, when is the ball live?>

The ball becomes live when the pitcher steps on the rubber with the ball.

I've seen numerous time in youth baseball where the hidden ball trick is allowed improperly when the ball is called in play when an infield has it.

Now, what happens when the catcher receives a pitch, then throws a potato into leftfield, then tags the runner out with the ball when he comes home?

Oct-15-15
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  Penguincw: Some more of my late comments on the Jays' game yesterday:

Great win by the Jays. All the action took place in the 7th, which I guess could be called "inning of the century". Unfortunately, I didn't get the chance to catch the game until the 8th...

Regarding the ball hitting the bat, oh come on, that should be ruled dead. If this happened in the KC-HOU game, the ball would be ruled dead. MLB just doesn't want a Canadian team to win it.

As for the beer and popcorn thrown on, not the first time it happened in an elimination game, during the 2 wild cards era. I recall in the 2011 NL Wild Card game, between STL and ATL, there was a controversial call regarding infield fly rule, and fans threw garbage on the field.

2 more things to say:

- If someone asked you to "umpire" a game between 2 amateur teams, would you call infield fly rule?

- Yesterday, a baby was hit with a beer can, and the fan was charged for doing so. Is that a good call?

I don't know how to answer the first question, but the 2nd one, oh c'mon. If you could afford tickets behind home plate, you could <surely> afford a babysitter or <something>. I doubt the little kid will even remember being struck with a can of beer even if it hit them in the head (no pun intended).

But trust me, Toronto sports fans, terrible, in general, and also personally. As soon as the Jays won yesterday, everyone I knew in my real life, magically become hardcore Jays fans. :|

Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: Sheeeeet, I've been a Blue Jays fan since the first inning. I didn't wait for the final out.
Oct-15-15  Jim Bartle: <As for the beer and popcorn thrown on, not the first time it happened in an elimination game, during the 2 wild cards era.>

First time I've ever seen garbage thrown when the home team was on the fuel.

No way was that an infield fly. Would I call one in an amateur game? Assuming players were 13 or older, definitely. But every league has its specific rules.

Catcher hitting the bat with a throw should be live ball. You can't decide in the rules where he is throwing it, so he could be throwing it to a base. In that case it would be silly to call dead ball.

Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: Pitch count for deGrom 45 after 2 innings. Ouch.
Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: Somebody fell asleep and left third open. Ugh!!!
Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: He came in and scored on the fly out to right.
Oct-15-15  Jim Bartle: On a FOUL fly. Should Ethier have caught the ball or let it drop. He gave up a run to get an out. I guess in an early inning it's the right decision, but in a late inning of a close game I'd let it drop.
Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: Looks like deGrom have found his groove. Expecting this game to go 28 innings, and don't end until 5 minutes before the start of game 1 of NLCS on Saturday.
Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: After 5 full innings, deGrom 92 pitches, Greinke 75.

Advantage: Jack Morris. Maybe Bob Gibson, I am so confused...

Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: That Ucla @ Stanford game should kick off any minute now...
Oct-15-15  Jim Bartle: UCLA better watch out for Stanford "NFL Babies" Christian McCaffrey and Barry Sanders.
Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: Dodgers need one of them KC or Toronto-esque inning, and score 4 runs...
Oct-15-15
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  Penguincw: < He gave up a run to get an out. >

Yeah, that's one thing I never get either. Why should runners be allowed to tag up on foul outs? Shouldn't a foul out automatically be an out, no tagging up allowed?

Oct-15-15  Jim Bartle: Is that Kirk Gibson grabbing a bat?
Oct-15-15
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  WannaBe: At that stage of the game, with the score as it was, I'd take the out.
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