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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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May-07-16  Jim Bartle: All true. The evolving dinosaur (Darwin Barney) was on the way to second and the ball bounced off the wall directly into Puig's hand.

You can see Barney look to right and really turn it on, so he wasn't going at absolutely top speed at that moment. And he was out by about one foot.

If batters didn't try to take bases because there's some chance they'll get thrown out, they would save 10 outs and lose 90 bases not taken.

May-07-16
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  Phony Benoni: The Red Wings won't win the Stanley Cup this year, but at least they have a shot at the Triple Crown!
May-07-16
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  Penguincw: Hmm, look at this video: http://www.sportsnet.ca/basketball/....

Dwyane Wade takes some practice shots during the Canadian National Anthem.

That's disrespectful. Well, the Heat lost, so karma?

Reminds me of last year during the IIHF Championship, gold medal game, when the Russians left the ice before the conclusion of O'Canada.

May-08-16
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  WannaBe: A snowball's chance in Hades.

When pigs fly.

When Bartolo Colon hits a homer.

Guess that last one can't be used anymore.

May-08-16  Jim Bartle: Colon should have done what a rookie did in that circumstance (he was given the silent treatment). He should have started high-fiving and hugging imaginary people.
May-08-16  Jim Bartle: He smashed Randy Johnson's record for oldest player to hit his first homer. Probably not a record to be aspired to. Probably not one to be broken soon.
May-08-16
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  Penguincw: Looking at this page: http://www.gammonsdaily.com/mlbs-ol....

Colon is the oldest active MLB player. Dickey and Uehara are the other pitchers on the list. None have hit their first MLB homer yet, but they're both in the AL. I seriously doubt Uehara will even bat again in his career, but Dickey, possible.

In order for Dickey to break Colon's record, it looks like he will have to not homer 'til October 13th, 2017 or later. He had 2 hits and an RBI in 6 at bats with Toronto in 2013, so hey, it's possible.

May-08-16  Jim Bartle: Dickey has 3 doubles in 205 at bats. Not much of a threat, i don't think.

Aren't there any older Kuipers in the majors, older position players with no homers? (Kuiper got his only homer at age 27.) But most no-power players don' t last into their forties.

I will bet Hoyt Wilhelm holds the record for most years playing in the majors after hitting his final home run, 20 years.

May-09-16
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  Phony Benoni: I think Dickey does pretty well for hitting the ball with his knuckles.
May-09-16  Jim Bartle: A common misconception. It's with his fingertips, not his knuckles.

Did anybody see Wright pitch against the Yankees last night? The pitches really look easy to hit and catch, yet everybody has so much trouble. He did throw some fastballs, including the one hit for the ninth-inning home run.

May-09-16
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  WannaBe: B. Harper set a new record yesterday, in that extra inning game vs ChiCubs.

0AB 6BB 1HBP

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/1...

Poor Ryan Zimmerman.

May-09-16  Jim Bartle: So in the current shorthand, Harper went .000/1.000/.000. Still that's a 1.000 OPS.

Bill James did an article at least 25 years ago analyzing whether there was ever a hitter so good it would be better just to walk him every time. He found that not even Babe Ruth came close. I wonder if he still thought that during Barry Bonds' big years.

May-09-16
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  OhioChessFan: I recall some discussion of that in the year George Brett made a run at .400, but that was before the cybernuts took over. As for the strategy, if I was the manager, I'd bat them leadoff.
May-09-16
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  WannaBe: B. Colon just set another record!

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/1...

May-09-16
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  WannaBe: The two hottest team won't play until July 25-28, but cheapest tix for the two at ChiSox (25th and 26th) are going for around $48 each.

The two games at Wrigley (27th and 28th) are going for $70, and them are cheap nose-bleed seats.

May-09-16  Jim Bartle: <I recall some discussion of that in the year George Brett made a run at .400, but that was before the cybernuts took over. As for the strategy, if I was the manager, I'd bat them leadoff.>

I'm assuming that anybody good enough to consider walking every time has power.

If you bat him leadoff he will bat many fewer times with men on base, so the value of his power goes down. And the wisdom of walking him every time goes down.

Having said that, teams have been batting power hitters who also walk a lot at #2. The Giants started doing this with Darrell Evans in the 80s. He had a lot of power but only hit .250, not the traditional #2 hitter at all. But he did walk an awful lot and scored a lot of runs in front of Clark and Davis.

May-09-16  Jim Bartle: Cubs and White Sox are playing a four-game series, two at each park?

Great idea!

May-09-16
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  WannaBe: <Jim Bartle> Yeah, all the 'natural rivalry' games are now 2 and 2 split, WAS/BAL, CHI/CHI, LAD/LAA, SFG/OAK, this is due to the Houston re-alignment to AL West, creating a balanced divisions.

Before, it was 3 and 3 split when interleague was "an event", e.g. http://www.baseball-reference.com/t...

LAD @ LAA (Or ANA) June 2, 3, 4 and then later July 13, 14, 15.

May-09-16  Jim Bartle: But what I think is great are going directly from one stadium to the other, just crossing the city.
May-09-16
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  WannaBe: <JB> Yes, MLB are doing it for everyone, or at least the ones that are natural rivalry.

This year, SFG/OAK, LAD/LAA, CHI/CHI, NYM/NYY, WAS/BAL, TB/MIA, KC/StL are all playing 2-2 split, back to back.

Don't know about those unnatural/fake rivalry interleague games... For a while MLB scheduled Seattle to be San Diego's West Division rival.

May-09-16
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  WannaBe: Must not forget CIN/CLE, they play their 4 next week.
May-09-16  Jim Bartle: Ten most unlikely home runs: http://espn.go.com/blog/sweetspot/p...

Statistically Esteban Yan is the best hitter in major league history. 1.000 BA, 2.500 SA. Two ABs, 1 HR (on the first pitch he ever saw), 1 single.

May-09-16
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  OhioChessFan: I just stumbled on this from 2 years ago:

<JB: This is a sign that the HR Derby should be allowed to die a dignified death. It's just boring and artificial.>

I thought I was the only one. It mostly proves who has the best pitcher.

<I'd like to see a "fastest to third base" contest. With weight classes, so Prince Fielder can compete.>

'Twould be great to see Billy Hamilton, Jose Altuve and Mike Trout, alas no Dee Gordon.

<Or best throw to third or home from right or center. The throw would have to arrive in a certain number of seconds, and each contestant would decide exactly how deep he'd like to throw from. A little strategy.>

I'd go with points for speed and accuracy from a predetermined spot.

<As far as I'm concerned there's nothing as exciting in baseball as a strong throw from the outfield.>

I love outfield throws too. Most people go for the home run, but is a bit Neanderthalish to me. Anyway, the skills competition for the NHL is far better than the Home Run Derby for MLB.

May-09-16
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  WannaBe: Chicks dig the long ball, guys dig the long throw...

To sum it up, in a nutshell. =))

May-09-16
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  WannaBe: Just realize Sharks have a player named Vlasic, http://espn.go.com/nhl/player/_/id/...

Wonder if his favourite food is pickle.

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