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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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May-15-16
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  Penguincw: PIT @ CHC

Arrieta has thrown 2 career no-hitters. He's not the only one on the team who has thrown a no-hitter before though.

May-15-16  Jim Bartle: Having multiple no-hit pitchers on a staff doesn't necessarily make a strong rotation.

When the Giants traded for Vida Blue in 1978, a big deal was made that they now had three no-hit pitchers, Blue along with John Montefusco and Ed Halicki. They went 39-29 that year, but dipped to 22-28 in 1979 and never got much better.

May-15-16
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  Penguincw: < Jim Bartle: Having multiple no-hit pitchers on a staff doesn't necessarily make a strong rotation. >

I agree. In general, just because a pitcher has a no-no under his belt doesn't means he's good (just look at pitchers like Francisco Liriano; he was like 1-4 on the season before throwing his).

Raptors have a ~10 point lead, Jays up 6-3. Could be a good day for me. :)

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BTW: Earlier this week, I was watching a real life, organized amateur baseball game (well, amateur, but rules like "Infield Fly" apply, so it's amateur skill, but MLB rules). Anyway, there was one team batting, runners on the corners, fewer than 2 outs, a right handed batter at the plate (count irrelevant).

The runner on first took off, catcher threw to 2nd, then the runner on 3rd took off. The shortstop intercepted the throw (so runner stealing 1st to 2nd safe) and threw to the plate (the batter remained still in his box). The runner on 3rd clearly beat the throw, but the runner was called out! However, the umpire said that the runner is out on batter interference (the guy who was batting, I knew him, and he admits he hardly knows the basic rules of baseball, let alone interference).

The coach argued, but to no avail (no ejections). But then the question is, is it batting interference? The call mattered, as the game ended in a 3-3 tie.

I looked it up, and apparently it is, because the batter didn't move out of the batter box. I still call BS, because the throw from the infielder was a perfect one, but way late. Your thoughts?

May-15-16
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  WannaBe: Batters Inteference, it doesn't matter if the throw was late, or wide, or whatever.

Batter have to get out of the way.

May-15-16
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  WannaBe: Just got a chance to see the "Hight lights" from the Rumble in Arlington. Gonna be a bunch of suspensions and fines handed out by the MLB.
May-15-16  Jim Bartle: Yes, there's a bad odor about that.
May-15-16  Jim Bartle: With Ortiz getting his 600th double today (#15 all time), I looked up the all-time doubles list. The top of the list is nothing like the home run list: Speaker, Rose, Musial, Cobb. Great players but none with 500 homers.

I would never have guessed the most doubles hit by a righthanded batter: Craig Biggio at #5. Yes, #5.

May-15-16
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  Penguincw: Obviously I'm going to be biased toward the Jays, but here are my thoughts on the incident in Arlington.

Well, Bautista sliding into 2nd base was not the cleanest of slides (similar to Utley's slide last year), but oh come on, Odor starts punching him? Is this baseball or hockey? Looks like Odor wants a suspension.

And I saw this on "MLB Memes" (not sure if this is true or not), but apparently, this isn't even the first time Odor has got in a fight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt5...

Still, that punch was probably the biggest hit in Rangers history since Ryan vs. Ventura.

However, Bautista might've slid into 2nd base hard as revenge for the HBP earlier. The Rangers plunked Bautista due to the bat flip last year, but I doubt Bautista would've done a bat flip if the Rangers didn't choke in the ALDS.

Elsewise in the game, Fielder got hit as well, and Gibbons got ejected earlier for arguing balls and strikes (well, I think he did). And the Jays blew a 5-2 lead, losing 7-6.

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Oh, and Matt Bush pitched today. Any of you guys remember the 2004 first overall pick? Man, he looks like a good pitcher, as I saw him on Gameday throw a 97 mph curveball (is that like, possible or realistic).

May-15-16  Jim Bartle: If I saw correctly, the fight also started when the ball was still in play. The ball was thrown away and I assume still in play in foul territory when everybody charged out toward second.

I don't think I've ever seen that before.

I read that it was called a double play because of the slide (it was a slide, past the base but still a slide, Utley just threw a block), but the players couldn't have known that.

I don't remember, but was there bad blood during their playoff series last year? It sure escalated quickly.

May-15-16
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  Penguincw: < Jim Bartle: If I saw correctly, the fight also started when the ball was still in play. The ball was thrown away and I assume still in play in foul territory when everybody charged out toward second. I don't think I've ever seen that before. >

Me neither, probably because most benches clearing brawl result from a HBP, which declares the ball dead. Not that it matters here, as both runners were out (but like you mention, I don't think Smoak knew he was out 'til perhaps after the incident).

< I read that it was called a double play because of the slide (it was a slide, past the base but still a slide, Utley just threw a block), but the players couldn't have known that. >

Yep, it was a double play (5-4-3).

< I don't remember, but was there bad blood during their playoff series last year? It sure escalated quickly. >

Yes there was, presumably from Bautista's bat flip. If you need a reminder: http://m.mlb.com/news/article/15451...

Also in that crazy Game 5, 7th inning was a ball thrown back to the mound by the catcher that hit the bat of the batter, allowing a run to score (was that batter interference), benches clearing twice, fans throwing garbage onto the field (sigh) and 3 errors on 3 consecutive plays.

But like I mentioned, the Rangers shouldn't really be mad at Bautista's bat flip, because all they had to do was take care of business by converting a 2-0 ALDS lead.

May-15-16  Jim Bartle: I didn't mind the Bautista bat flip. Frankly I just think he was so locked in, so deep in concentration, "in the zone," that he just tossed it aside unconsciously.
May-15-16
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  Phony Benoni: <JB> I suspect that extra step out o the batter's box makes a big difference when legging out a double. Or, for that matter, a triple; the lefty/righty differential is even more pronounced there.

Amazing that Biggio ranks so high. At first I wondered why Musial managed to hit one more than Cobb, but probably Cobb got a lot of triples that would have been doubles for most players. (Or singles for David Ortiz.)

May-15-16  Jim Bartle: By the same token many balls that might have been doubles for Aaron, Ruth or Mays probably were home runs.

In general the top doubles hitters were not the top home run hitters. Aaron is 10th, Bonds i14th, A-Rod 31st, Ruth 56th, Gehrig, Mays, Williams, Griffey in the 40s.

May-16-16
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  WannaBe: Philadelphia 76ers have teamed up with StubHub for jersey advertisement:

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nba-b...

"Go to StubHub, get that $7 ticket, because no one else want to see us play!!"

May-16-16
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  Phony Benoni: Home runs and triples are even rarer, of course. Stan Musial is the only player in the top #30 in both categories.

I find it surprising that Lou Gehrig's career triples are so close to Musial (163 to 177). While we don't think of Music as all that fast, Gehrig seems massive and ponderous. Guess that's what happens when you hit the ball a long way in big ball parks.

A couple of little questions:

1) Who is the player in the top 50 for career trip0es whose career started after Musial (1941)?.

2) Who is the current active leader in career triples?

May-16-16  Jim Bartle: <While we don't think of Music as all that fast, Gehrig seems massive and ponderous. Guess that's what happens when you hit the ball a long way in big ball parks.>

How far was it to left center in Gehrig's day? Something like 480. And over 400 to right. That will lead to more triples and fewer homers.

I think Musial was actually pretty fast. Not a burner but faster than average.

Most triples post Musial: Lou Brock?

May-16-16
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  Phony Benoni: Roberto Clemente. Forbes Field had its caverns as well. The all-time single season record (Owen Wilson, 36,1 912) was done there.
May-16-16  Jim Bartle: Would not have been my guess.
May-16-16  Jim Bartle: Here it is:

Clemente, 103 triples at home, 63 away.
102 home runs at home, 138 on the road.

Almost perfect, 35-50 triples at home probably would have been homers on the road.

May-16-16
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  perfidious: <Jim: Yes, there's a bad odor about that.>

One might say that, yes.

May-16-16  Jim Bartle: I looked at the Toronto-Texas fight again.

Odor threw the ball away, but neither he nor Bautista even thought about continuing to play baseball. Bautista should have been thinking about going to third, and Odor waiting for a possible throw.

Instead they both faced off while the ball was still in play.

May-16-16  Jim Bartle: Carlos Beltran: approaching 400 homers, .260 average, .355 on base, 2500 hits, 1500 RBI, good centerfielder.

Hall of Fame? I think he's juuuuust a bit out of it.

David Ortiz, on the other hand, is making a strong case this year.

May-16-16
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  perfidious: <Jim> Do you remember Bill James' bit in one of his works, on Paul Waner, and how Waner (a left-handed batter) would routinely shoot line drives to left which would either wind up foul balls or doubles?

With that massive left field in Forbes, small wonder Waner racked up those doubles totals year after year.

May-16-16  Jim Bartle: No, but I saw Waner is in the top 20 for doubles.

Maybe the best player I've seen at taking advantage of the stadium was Wade Boggs in Boston. Slapped balls against the wall again and again.

May-17-16
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  WannaBe: And we have the first manager to be fired in baseball, say good-bye to Fredi (ATL).

Braves are still stuck on single-digit win. (9)

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