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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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May-29-16
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  WannaBe: And they are all submarine style...
May-29-16
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  WannaBe: Watching this LAD/NYM game, and speaking of Tim Teufel, he's the third base coach for the Metropolitans.
May-30-16
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  Phony Benoni: It must give his base runners a great dea of confidence when he kneels in prayer as they round third and head for home.
May-30-16
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  Phony Benoni: <jnpope> Got the e-mail. I'm going to erase the above messages now that we are in contact.
May-31-16  Jim Bartle: from a (very good) article by Jayson Stark on the possible change in the strike zone:

<In an age of 97 mph two-seamers, that's just not fair. Swing at those pitches down below the knees, and they're practically unhittable. Take them and they're called strikes. Adjust and find yourself chasing pitches even farther below the hitting zone.>

Certain pitches are going to be unhittable. Otherwise there wouldn't be pitchers with 2.00 ERAs. But how many pitchers can consistently hit the very bottom of the strike zone with fastballs?

On the other hand, we see that pitches thigh- or waste-high which are not on the inside corner are consistently crushed. There are advantages for hitters and advantages for batters.

From the little I watch the big change in recent years is the number of swings and misses pitches diving below the knees and hitting the dirt. Before the development of the split-fingered fastball this happened very rarely. (Look at a game from the 1960s or 1970s.)

I have a really radical suggestion. Maybe I'll send it to Stark, see if he will comment:

A swing and a miss is a strike only if the catcher catches the ball. That would eliminate the diving splitter.

I also guess it would increase batting averages and home runs by a lot, but it's interesting to look at.

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May-31-16
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  WannaBe: <JB> I am not sure if the hitters keep getting fooled, or if pitchers and their pitches are just that good now a days.

Watching Kershaw on ESPN Sunday Night, batters were swinging for low pitches (obvious out of strike zone, most of them in the dirt) and Kershaw was racking up them Ks.

Don't know why batters will swing and chase those pitches, but I sure hope they keep doing it vs Kershaw. =))

May-31-16  Jim Bartle: As I understand it, the split-fingered fastball developed in the 80s by Mike Scott and others dives at the last instant and is hard to distinguish from a fastball.

So a pitch comes it at knee-level and a batter has to decide in a milisecond if it's a fastball or a splitter. If it's a splitter he looks silly.

But just think if the catcher is required to catch the ball. No more strikes in the dirt, of which there are a couple dozen in a typical game today.

Or it could be the catcher has to handle the pitch cleanly. He could catch it on the bounce, but not drop it.

I find it dull to watch a game where every other pitch hits the dirt, as the pitcher tempts the batter to swing at a low pitch.

May-31-16
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  WannaBe: Padres & J. Shield are getting batted around by Seattle!
May-31-16
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  WannaBe: Padres have now used a catcher and a third baseman as pitcher in their game vs Seattle.
May-31-16
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  Phony Benoni: Seattle must be really lousy if they can use those guys as pitchers.
May-31-16
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  Penguincw: Say, when was the last time in MLB where there were 2 position players pitching in the same game?

I think a couple of years ago, there was this BAL @ BOS game that went into the 17th inning, and at that point, both teams ran out of relief pitchers, so they had to bring in position players.

Speaking of BAL @ BOS, today the Red Sox are in Camden Yards. Betts hits 3 home runs, Bogaerts extended his hittign streak. Looking back at the 2011 MLB draft, that draft was stacked. And it's amazing how many players the Red Sox selected, that are now in the majors: Swihart, JBJ, Betts, Shaw. Home grown talent! The top pick that year was Gerrit Cole; the 2nd lowest pick that has appeared in the majors is Kevin Pillar (TOR, 979th overall).

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I don't think I've ever seen a game where 2 guys (who are in the rotation), pitch in 1 game. One strategy a manager could do is whoever is the probable for the next game, they should prepare to pitch that day, just in case something happens.

If the starting pitcher leaves early (like in the 1st, for whatever reason, especially if it's not due to performance), then that other guy should be put in the game. It would be even better if they threw a different hand as the pitcher (ex. if a LHP is due to start, teams would generally have more righties in the lineup, but if a RHP takes over, that's an advantage).

It could also work for extra innings, but it would suck to bring in a starter, and 1 inning later, game's over.

May-31-16
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  Penguincw: GREAT, latest All-Star voting update reveals that the Royals have a player in the top 2 of each of the 7 voting positions: http://bleacherreport.com/articles/....

Really, Infante again?

Jun-01-16
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  OhioChessFan: <JB: I find it dull to watch a game where every other pitch hits the dirt, as the pitcher tempts the batter to swing at a low pitch.>

Back in the day, Bruce Sutter would come in the game in the 9th inning against the Reds, and the play by play would read:

Batter 1 swings at first pitch in the dirt. Strike one. Swings at second pitch in the dirt. Strike two. Swings at third pitch in the dirt. Strike three.

Batter 2 swings at first pitch in the dirt. Strike one. Swings at second pitch in the dirt. Strike two. Swings at third pitch in the dirt. Strike three.

Batter 3 swings at first pitch in the dirt. Strike one. Swings at second pitch in the dirt. Strike two. Swings at third pitch in the dirt. Strike three.

Fans: Why do these idiots do that?

Apologists: It sounds easy but it's very hard to lay off that pitch.

Fans: It's BRUCE SUTTER for crying out loud, that's the only pitch he ever throws. He hasn't thrown a called strike in 5 years.

Apologists: It sounds easy but it's very hard to lay off that pitch.

Fans: Why doesn't the manager give them the take sign until he at least throws one pitch in the strike zone?

Apologists: It sounds easy but it's very hard to lay off that pitch.

Jun-01-16
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  WannaBe: Poor Atl. Braves, tomorrow's day game vs Giants, they will face MadBum. Then fly across country to LAD.

And for that, they get to face Kershaw Friday night. Braves should file unfair labour practices lawsuit.

Jun-01-16  Party Animal: Hey Phony, this is Harry Carey. The Cubbies have just beaten The Dodgers 2-1 on a complete pitching performance by Jon Lester. Our young star Kris Bryant provided all the offense with a 2 run Dinger! ; P Holy Cow!

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Jun-02-16
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  Phony Benoni: Well, Harry, it's nothing like the good old days when the New York Highlanders could get shut out three times in four days by the same pitcher, Walter Johnson. And they counted themselves lucky. The streak ended in the first game of a Labor Day doublehealder, but the Senators found somebody else to pitch the second game.

So embarrasses were the Highlanders that they changed their name to the Yankees, and the rest is history. Of course it was. Everything is history.

Jun-04-16
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  Phony Benoni: OK, it's not quite Willie Mays. But not bad.

http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2016/06/04...

Jun-05-16
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  Phony Benoni: Not very difficult trivia question: Name the four players with 50+ home runs in a seaon who were under 6' tall.

And perhaps I should specify MLB in the United States.

Jun-05-16  Jim Bartle: Mays and Mantle and I have no clue.

What are the biggest "fluke" 50 homer seasons? In other words, by players who didn't have any other big years.

Brady Anderson above all, who never hit more than 24 in any other year. The second-best years of Luis Gonzalez and Roger Maris were both 39.

Strangely Bonds only hit 50 that one time, but pitchers were busy walking him too often to reach 50 other years.

Jun-05-16
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  WannaBe: Something funny's going on in Beantown... Hope <penguincw> is following that game.
Jun-05-16  Jim Bartle: And Arrieta has 12 K's through five innings. He's given up three runs, though.
Jun-05-16
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  WannaBe: Never mind...
Jun-05-16
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  Penguincw: < WannaBe: ... Hope <penguincw> is following that game. >

Of course I'm following the game. And of course you always have to mention it. Grr...

This is the 3rd time in the month of June Estrada took a no-hitter into the 8th (did it in back-to-back starts last year).

Jays still should win it. Would be a huge win, moving just 2.5 back of the BoSox in the division, and 1.5 back of Seattle for the 2nd wild card. If they win, they'd be on a 12-4 run; were 18-9 last June, and 17-9 in June 2013. As Canada heats up, so does the Jays.

Jun-05-16
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  Penguincw: < Jim Bartle: And Arrieta has 12 K's through five innings. He's given up three runs, though. >

Funny how the only run of the game for the Cubs was by Arrieta himself - his RBI double.*

Up 'til last game, the Cubs had won 23 straight regular season games when Arrieta started, which I believe ties the record set by Kris Medlen a few years ago.

The last time Arrieta lost was on Jul/25/2015, when he was on the wrong side of Cole Hamel's no-hitter. The last time before that was Jun/16/2015, 6-0 loss. Nothing special happened that game, other than the now injured Kyle Schwarber making his MLB debut.

* At the time I started composing this post it was.

P.S. Jays hang on to win 5-4. Whew.

P.P.S. Remember when JBJ (BOS) had the longest active hit streak in the majors? It was over, but then Bogaerts (BOS) had the longest active hit streak. It ended too, but guess which 2 players now have the longest active streak, at 13 games: Ortiz (BOS) and Pedroia (BOS). Fittingly, the Red Sox have the best offense in baseball; they also haven't been no-hit since 1993.

Jun-05-16
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  MissScarlett: Think I've located another Western championship game: https://babel.hathitrust.org/cgi/pt...

Although Black is given as Schrader, the Dr. indicates it must surely be the game Widmeyer-Shrader from Game Collection: US Open 1909, Excelsior = 10th Western Champ., which has the game in Widmeyer's favour.

The source is the first issue of the short-lived magazine, <The Pawn>, which ran from Jan, 1910 to May, 1911. I haven't been thought it with a toothcomb, but it's replete with many unknown games, most of them deservedly so. The major find is a new, to me, at least, Capablanca odds game, one of a series he played with George Beihoff, G Beihoff vs Capablanca, 1910

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