Waiter, huge Jura steak, apron, salad... Wojtaszek vs Caruana, 2021  (E94) King's Indian, Orthodox, 39 moves, 0-1 A Smooth Patch of Sand E Rosen vs S Lang, 2019  (B02) Alekhine's Defense, 26 moves, 1-0 Different sized cotton buds J Berger vs A Nimzowitsch, 1907  (A46) Queen's Pawn Game, 44 moves, 1/2-1/2 The hippy hippy skake up R Steel vs Mason, 1883  (C29) Vienna Gambit, 56 moves, 0-1 34...Qxh3. Botvinnik vs Smyslov, 1948  (D98) Grunfeld, Russian, 79 moves, 1/2-1/2 French Defence, B30, Nb4 Bh6, a note by Blackburne Blackburne vs Mason, 1889   (C10) French, 32 moves, 1-0 We're Gonna Need a Bigger Horse A Yusupov vs Timman, 1992  (E53) Nimzo-Indian, 4.e3, 46 moves, 1/2-1/2 Handmade in Balmoral F Oro vs P Venkatesh, 2024  (C31) King's Gambit Declined, Falkbeer Counter Gambit, 84 moves, 0-1 Panda Gambit C45, ...fxg3. Lagno vs K Nemcova, 2008  (C63) Ruy Lopez, Schliemann Defense, 33 moves, 1-0 Lemon tart B Finegold vs J Shahade, 2003  (A30) English, Symmetrical, 46 moves, 1-0 When Bigfoot Had Nowhere to Run M Andersen vs K Szabo, 2013  (E98) King's Indian, Orthodox, Taimanov, 9.Ne1, 38 moves, 0-1 Raving, dancing Lasker vs NN, 1903  (C30) King's Gambit Declined, 18 moves, 1-0 Nearest & Dearest Nolwazi Buthelezi vs P M Woodward, 2024  (A41) Queen's Pawn Game (with ...d6), 45 moves, 1-0 Moersleutel Wei Yi vs Abdusattorov, 2024  (C53) Giuoco Piano, 41 moves, 0-1 Tea Strainer Hort vs Larsen, 1979 (E15) Queen's Indian, 53 moves, 1-0 IS THIS EVEN AMERICA?? Morozevich vs Pelletier, 2003  (C18) French, Winawer, 30 moves, 1-0 John Cleese's Awkward Silence Spassky vs Shman, 1948  (D37) Queen's Gambit Declined, 35 moves, 1-0 17 games