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Feb-10-15
 | | moronovich: "Bitte,ein Bit"
do you remember <whiteshark>, from the ad? |
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Feb-10-15
 | | HeMateMe: Adele's food/beer rider, when on tour:
"Elsewhere in her rider, Adele--who was nominated last week for six Grammy awards--requires promoters to provide her with a pack of Marlboro Lights and a disposable lighter, an assortment of chewing gum, and a small plate of “freshly made, individually wrapped sandwiches” that “must NOT contain tomatoes, vinegar, chilli or citrus fruit.” Following a concert, Adele asks that her tour bus be stocked with a selection of “bite-size” chocolate bars, including Twix, Aero, Milky Way, and Mars. She also wants some organic muesli and six “Cereal bars.” The singer also requires two bottles of the “very best quality red wine” and 12 bottles of “best quality European lager beer. ie Becks, Stella Artois, Peroni etc.” And if promotion staff had any confusion about her brew needs, Adele adds, “North American beer is NOT acceptable.” <http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backst...> Best ever tour rider--Van Halen demanded a punch bowl of all brown M&Ms at each tour date. |
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Feb-10-15
| | HeMateMe: "There is a joke up in Canada (which makes some fine brews!) - Q - "What's the similarity between American beers and having sex in a canoe?" A - "They're both f***ing close to water!"
That's pretty harsh. |
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| Feb-21-15 | | norami: Why do I have to wait until evening to drink beer? I want to drink beer NOW! |
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Feb-24-15
 | | tpstar: tpstar-KVSC (FICS 2/23/15): Lover mine (1. e4 e5), get your coat and come outside (2. Nf3 Nc6)/I wanna take you for a ride (3. Bb5 Nd4) on into town (4. Nxd4 exd4)/Lover fair (5. 0-0 c6), we'll be looking sharp I swear (6. Ba4 b5)/I want them all to stop and stare (7. Bb3 c5?!) when we take 'em down (8. Bxf7+! Kxf7)/Go to town (9. Qh5+), burn it down (9 ... Ke7)/Turn around (10. Qe5+), and get your stroll on baby (10 ... Kf7)/I'll get the car (11. Qd5+), you get the match (11 ... Ke8) and gasoline (12. Qxa8 & 1-0) - Afghan Whigs, "Going To Town"
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http://youtu.be/7BM6cY-CB0c |
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| Feb-24-15 | | Poulsen: Things that are difficult to say after drinking too much beer: 1. innovative
2. premenstrual
3. Polyfilla
4. Mississippi
Things that are VERY hard to say after drinking too much beer: 1. specification
2. British Constitution
3. passive-aggressive disorder
4. transubstantiate
Things that are absolutely impossible to say after drinking too much beer: 1. No thanks, I will not sleep with you!
2. No more beer for me!
3. Unfortunately, you're not my type! |
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| Feb-24-15 | | Poulsen: Moral Dignity is a chemical compound which is easily soluble in alcohol ... |
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| Feb-24-15 | | Poulsen: If a blonde feels something hard against her mouth - and feels wet between her thighs ... ... then she has properly turned her glass of beer upside down |
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| Apr-03-15 | | whiteshark: <not only beer> Young salted herrings in the morning add spice to your live, too. |
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Apr-24-15
| | tpstar: tpstar-baerliwiesau (FICS 4/24/15): Welcome to the jungle (1. e4 e5), we've got fun and games (2. Nf3 d6)/
We got everything you want (3. d4 Nd7), honey we know the names (4. Bc4 h6!?)/We are the people that can find (5. de de) whatever you may need (6. Bxf7+!? Kxf7)/If you got the money honey (7. Nxe5+ Ke6), we got your disease (8. Qd5+ Kf6)/In the jungle (9. Qf7+! Kxe5), welcome to the jungle
(10. Bf4+ Kxe4)/Watch it bring you to your (11. Nc3+ Kd4) sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees (12. Qd5#)/I, I wanna watch you bleed (1-0) - Guns N' Roses, "Welcome to the Jungle"
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May-17-15
| | tpstar: anon1-tpstar (FICS 5/17/15): When the night falls down (1. e4 e5), I wait for you and you come around (2. f4 ef)/And the world's alive (3. Nf3 d6) with the sound of kids on the street outside (4. d4 g5)/When you walk into the room (5. Bc4 h6), you pull me close and we start to move (6. 0-0 Bg7)/And we're spinning with the stars above (7. c3 Nc6) and you lift me up in a wave of love [last book move]/OOO baby do you know what that's worth? (8. Qb3 Qe7)/OOO Heaven is a place on Earth (9. Nbd2 Nf6)/They say in Heaven love comes first (10. e5)/We'll make Heaven a place on Earth [10. Bd3!?  ]/OOO Heaven is a place on Earth (10 ... dxe5) [  ]/When I feel alone (11. de), I reach for you and you bring me home [11. Nxe5 Nxe5 12. dxe5 Ng4 ]/When I'm lost at sea (11 ... Ng4), I hear your voice and it carries me (12. Re1??)/In this world we're just beginning [12. e6 0-0 13. exf7+ Kh8 14. Qa4 Qc5+ 15. Kh1 ] to understand the miracle of living (12 ... Qc5+)/Baby I was afraid before (13. Nd4) but I'm not afraid anymore [13. Kh1 Nf2+ 14. Kg1 Nh3+ etc]/OOO baby do you know what that's worth? (13 ... Nxd4)/OOO Heaven is a place on Earth (14. Bxf7+ Kf8)/They say in Heaven love comes first (15. Ne4 Nxb3+)/We'll make Heaven a place on Earth (16. Nxc5 Nxa1)/OOO Heaven is a place on Earth (17. Bh5 Nxe5 & 0-1) - Belinda Carlisle + Fritz 10, "Heaven Is a Place On Earth"
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: Liquor and beer, never fear. Beer and liquor, yadda, yadda, yadda, mugshot. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: Alcohol: because no good story ever started with someone eating a salad. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death. But then again, I'm in no hurry. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: Say what you want about drunk people, but at least they've had all their shots. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: I'm off for a quiet beer. Followed by fourteen noisy ones. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: The later I get, the drunker it is. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: You can't expect me to stick to my resolution to give up drinking. I was drunk when I made it. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: Feed a cold, starve a fever, drown a problem. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: I tried to drown my sorrows, but they were strong swimmers. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: If at first you don't succeed, try drinking beer while you do it. You'll be amazed at how much less you care. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: No story that begins with 'He had never drunk tequila before' even has a happy ending. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: Save the earth. This is the only planet with beer. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: I'm not an alcoholic. I can stop drinking any time I've got no money. |
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| May-18-15 | | TheFocus: I just weighed myself. I think I'm retaining beer. |
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