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| Apr-24-07 | | whiteshark: As other highly spiritual people the world champion <Emanuel Lasker> was often rather helpless in the practical life. Some of his business enterprises failed pitifully - sometimes for astonishingly easy reasons. Thus he tried as a <pigeon breeder> long in vain to pair male animals, until a light rose to him. His wife <Martha> knowing about her <dispersed professor> wrote to him, when he went on travelling, tips to the orientation in the everyday life on <hard-boiled eggs>. For the crossing to the big <New York> chess tournament in <1924> he had, it's reported, <30 eggs> besides. Now, three months ago several of these Lasker' eggshells were found. The reconstruction proved the label <Today socks change>. Now these eggshells should be auctioned the next week on a <beneficent auction> in favour of impoverished chess players. |
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Apr-24-07
 | | chancho: Emanuel Lasker invented the Macarena. |
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| Apr-24-07 | | Whitehat1963: Nimzovich invented the Electric Slide.
Capablanca invented the Cuban Slide.
Botvinnik invented the slide rule. |
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| Apr-25-07 | | whiteshark: Today nothing disturbed my concentration
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| Apr-25-07 | | Whitehat1963: LOL! That's a strange kind of artistic talent! (No lie.) |
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Apr-25-07
 | | WannaBe: Buy my new books, "The Complete Idiot's Guide to the 'Books for Dummies Series'" Or it's companion, "How to buy 'The Idiot's Guide...' for Dummies" |
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| Apr-25-07 | | Whitehat1963: Or mine: "The Total Moron's Guide to Books by <WannaBe>". |
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| Apr-25-07 | | schnarre: <whiteshark> Now THATS' creative! Might want to add my book to the list: "On the Receiving End of Embarrassing Checkmates" |
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| Apr-26-07 | | Whitehat1963: My latest book, "10,000 Ways to Get Checkmated in Fewer than 10 Moves" will be available at your local bookstore starting Saturday. |
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Apr-26-07
| | WannaBe: I'll be first in line to buy one. |
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| Apr-27-07 | | whiteshark: <WannaBe> Indeed, I didn't thought that you will ever buy a complete collection of your own losses. Errare Carcharodon est. |
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Apr-27-07
| | WannaBe: With the first pick, Oakland Raiders selects: A NEW OWNER! |
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| Apr-28-07 | | whiskeyrebel: I'm playing at 2900 level now. Thanks again CG.com! |
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Apr-28-07
 | | Richard Taylor: Just had wonderful diner at a dinner;I mean dinner of a diner: I mean dinner: "Kalashnikov Automatic a la Russio-Italio e5 Sicilian stew topped off with Daisy-Cutter Screaming Cream Desert" Delicious. |
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| Apr-28-07 | | hitman84: All these lies are making me chew my hat.
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| Apr-29-07 | | NakoSonorense: "Playing chess makes you look cool." |
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| Apr-29-07 | | whiteshark: Three days ago, after flying with zero-gravity Stephen Hawking descibed his feelings with "<frogspawny>". |
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| Apr-29-07 | | whiteshark: <whiskeyrebel> Danilov asked me if you would play a new <World Championship Match> against Topalov. 10 games, no comp.assistance. Price Fonds $2m guaranteed. I answered it's only acceptable after Topi's face undergo a heavy facelifting. I hope this was in your sense. |
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| Apr-29-07 | | whiteshark: I was just again in the central computer of the CIA. But I had forgotten what I wanted there. Too stupidly. |
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| Apr-29-07 | | NakoSonorense: "Austria is a big ol' island in the South Pacific famously known for its kangaroos." |
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| Apr-29-07 | | Tomlinsky: Hitler was born in Australia. |
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| Apr-30-07 | | whiteshark: James Cook was a famous Scottish mountaineer who has climbed almost all mountains in South Wales uninjured. |
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| Apr-30-07 | | whiskeyrebel: whiteshark, I will play the match under the stipulation that if I win, Danilov and Topy must split. If I lose ( not likely..I'm playing at a 3050 level now after this weekends study..) I'll eat a can of dogfood at the post match press conference. |
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| May-01-07 | | whiteshark: The best joke I ever heard:
Pariliarumaniralauqsimanngittunga quviasuktunga tamaaniinnama |
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May-01-07
 | | TheAlchemist: I know someone who has survived suicide. |
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