Whitehat1963: Men in bars telling women about their jobs:
I'm ...
an architect (landscaper)
a marine biologist (pool boy)
in consulting (telemarketer)
in business for myself (petty thief)
an outdoorsman (nudist)
an importer/exporter (drug dealer)
in insurance (thumb breaker for a loan shark)
in latex (frequently uses condoms to gratify himself)
a doctor (janitor at a hospital)
a race car driver (mechanic)
a department store manager (Wal-Mart greeter)
a salesman (gun runner)
a sniper (serial killer)
a financier (white collar criminal)
an accountant (con man)
a navigator (taxi dispatcher)
in management (McDonald's shift manager)
a reporter (church bulletin typist)
an engineer (theme park ride operator)
a lawyer (on probation)
a head waiter (waits a lot at bus stops)
a professor (Sunday school teacher)
an artist (grafitti vandal)
a writer (submits to Penthouse forum)
in manufacturing (liar)
a human resource manager (kidnapper)
a psychologist (bartender)
in the ministry (cult leader)
Navy SEAL (feeds fish at the local aquarium)
an entrepreneur (bank robber)
a massage therapist (giggolo)
dancer (stripper)
model/actor (porn star)
Stock broker (swindler)
Chemist (LSD manufacturer)
Politician (politician)