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Phony Benoni
Member since Feb-10-06 · Last seen Jun-11-22
Greetings, O Seeker After Knowledge! You have arrived in Dearborn, Michigan (whether you like it or not), and are reading words of wisdom from a player rated 2938--plus or minus 1000 points.

However, I've retired from serious play--not that I ever took playing chess all that seriously. You only have to look at my games to see that. These days I pursue the simple pleasures of finding games that are bizarre or just plain funny. I'd rather enjoy a game than analyze it.

For the record, my name is David Moody. This probably means nothing to you unless you're a longtime player from Michigan, though it's possible that if you attended any US Opens from 1975-1999 we might have crossed paths. Lucky you.

If you know me at all, you'll realize that most of my remarks are meant to be humorous. I do this deliberately, so that if my analysis stinks to High Heaven I can always say that I was just joking.

As you can undoubtedly tell from my sparkling wit, I'm a librarian in my spare time. Even worse, I'm a cataloger, which means I keep log books for cattle. Also, I'm not one of those extroverts who sit at the Reference Desk and help you with research. Instead, I spend all day staring at a computer screen updating and maintaining information in the library's catalog. The general public thinks Reference Librarians are dull. Reference Librarians think Catalogers are dull.

My greatest achievement in chess, other than tricking you into reading this, was probably mating with king, bishop and knight against king in a tournament game. I have to admit that this happened after an adjournment, and that I booked up like crazy before resuming. By the way, the fact I have had adjourned games shows you I've been around too long.

My funniest moment occurred when I finally got a chance to pull off a smothered mate in actual play. You know, 1.Nf7+ Kg8 2.Nh6+ Kh8 3.Qg8+ Rxg8 4.Nf7#. When I played the climactic queen check my opponent looked at the board in shocked disbelief and said, "But that's not mate! I can take the queen!"

Finally, I must confess that I once played a positional move, back around 1982. I'll try not to let that happen again.

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   Phony Benoni has kibitzed 18634 times to chessgames   [more...]
   Jun-11-22 M Blau vs Keres, 1959 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Not a good recommendation for the DERLD. Out of 59 moves, White makes only three in Black's half of the board. And two of those conist of 3.Bb5 and 6.Bxc6.
 
   Jun-11-22 chessgames.com chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Er, it's back. Karpov vs Timman, 1988
 
   Jun-10-22 Orlo Milo Rolo
 
Phony Benoni: Marco!
 
   Jun-10-22 Lilienthal vs Bondarevsky, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Another one for you King Hunters. Black's monarch travels fron g8 to b8, then takes the Great Circle Route back to h3 before calling it a day.
 
   Jun-10-22 GrahamClayton chessforum (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> I've posted a question for you at L T Magee vs J Holland, 1948
 
   Jun-10-22 L T Magee vs E L Holland, 1948 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: <GrahamClayton> The source you cite, <Chess Review, May 1948, p. 24>, gives Black's name as <E Holland> "Chess Life" (June 5, 1948, p. 1) has a table of results giving <E L Holland>. That form also appears in USCF rating supplements for a player fro ...
 
   Jun-09-22 Biographer Bistro (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: SkinnVer Here Among the Fold?
 
   Jun-09-22 Flohr vs Bondarevsky, 1947 (replies)
 
Phony Benoni: Black's bishop makes me think of Godzilla emerging from the depths of the ocean to wreak havoc. However, in the end it's his Two Little Friends who steal the show. Well, maybe not so litt.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Ritson-Morry vs G T Crown, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: it was the last round. Rison-Morry was mired in last place. These things happen.
 
   Jun-06-22 W Adams vs M Kagan, 1947
 
Phony Benoni: Some more informztion. The game was published in <Chess Review>, March 1948, p. 23. Black's name is given as "M Kagan", and the location as "Massachusetts". There is no other game data, but I think we can now safely assume Black is <Milton Kagan>. Earlier in the ...
 
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Sep-26-16
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  WannaBe: Watch, as this rule will be amended in the off-season:

http://www.ruleoftree.com/2016/9/25...

Sep-26-16
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  saffuna: No kidding. Montgomery is a very good player. He should become a key receiver for Green Bay.
Sep-26-16
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  Penguincw: Turning on the TV, and seeing the U.S. presidential debate going on.

Question: are any of the presidential debates going to conflict with the MLB postseason games?

Looking at the schedule, I think there's a Clinton - Trump debate at 9 - 10:30 pm on Sun/Oct/19 on Fox, but looks like there's going to be 2 LCS games on that same day, with the ALCS game also broadcast on Fox. So, in case that game stretches too long, will the game still be broadcast (or are those 2 events on 2 different channels altogether)?

Thanks.

Sep-27-16
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  saffuna: Cubs hit 100!
Sep-27-16
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  saffuna: OK, the Cubs are 100-56.

Yet starting June 20 they had a stretch where they went 5-15. I can't imagine that a 100-win team often has had such a slump.

Take those 20 games away and they are 95-41!

Sep-27-16
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  MissScarlett: Game Collection: New York International,1931

This collection with a bit of work is ripe for promotion. I suggest you get to it.

Sep-27-16
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  WannaBe: Treasure trove of information and absolutely useless trivia:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_...

All those teams from 2001-2005, (especially) Cardinals having won 100+ in back-to-back years. Ouch, heart breakin'.

Sep-27-16
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  Phony Benoni: <MissScarlett> As I mentioned last month:

Biographer Bistro (kibitz #14988)

I would rather somebody else cloned the collection and finished it up. I'm not sure what needs to be done, anyway.

Sep-27-16
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  Phony Benoni: <To All>

You may have noticed I've not been my sunny self of late.. Well, OK, I have. This has not entirely been due to the Tigers.

Over the last couple of months, I'v developed a small ulcer and an infected toe on one foot. They appear to be be clearing up, but for a h diabetic these are serious complications which will probably recur.

So far, this has affected little more than my mood and state of mind. Plus an extra medical appointment every week or two.

Probably a maudlin message like this is another symptom. But I have been snippy and unresponsive of late. So this explanation is more of an apology rather than a bid for sympathy, so just take it and let's get back to normal. That will help me feel better than anything.

Particularly you, <Travis>. Something tells me the Cubs' seaons will probably last longer than the Bears'.

Sep-27-16  Travis Bickle: <Phony Benoni: ...Particularly you, <Travis>. Something tells me the Cubs' seaons will probably last longer than the Bears'.>

Yes Phony, I'm already looking at projected 1st round draft picks for next May. ; P

Sep-27-16  Travis Bickle: P.S. To the sites Number 1 Sports Pontificator, I hope you feel better real soon!
Sep-27-16
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  WannaBe: <From All> Get yourself better, sooner the gooder!! I know a good Dr. in your area. T. Palmer. =)
Sep-27-16
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  Phony Benoni: Saying that I'm in the same area as Dr. Palmer is sort of like saying Los Angeles and San Francisco are in the same are.
Sep-27-16
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  WannaBe: Oops, thought you were both approx. around DET area. When did you move to Edmonton?
Sep-27-16
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  Phony Benoni: He's close to Lake Michigan, about 200 miles due west of Detroit.

Michigan is a bigger state than you might think. Many years ago, a tournament in the Detroit area offered a special prize to the player who came the furthest to play. One fellow drove up from Louisville, KY just to win the prize. He got beaten out by a player from Negaunee, in Michigan's Upper Peninsula.

Sep-27-16
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  OhioChessFan: <But I have been snippy and unresponsive of late. >

I just attributed it to being in Detroit.

Sep-27-16
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  Phony Benoni: Say what you will about Detroit, we know how to treat our guest. Last night the Indians clinched the division here, but we didn't hold that against them. No, we broke out the best champagne the city had to offer them for their celebration.

And beat them 12-0 tonight. Maybe pitching Verlander was a bit nasty on our part.

Sep-28-16  Travis Bickle: Phony, here's an interesting article on Pro Football showing a decline. The fall in ratings from a greedy fat cat business is causing concern. Sunday Night games, Monday Night & Thursday Night plus in December Saturday games is just too much saturation of the market.

Plus players domestic abuse problems, 25,000 commercials a game, Thedanger of head injuries the NFL lied about & players not saluting the flag is all having an effect on Mark Cuban's prediction of a decline in viewership in 2014.

http://charlesrobinson1.tumblr.com/

Sep-28-16
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  Phony Benoni: Raining like gangbusters in Detroit for tonight's game, and the forecast has it continuing for tomorrow's series finale as well. It would be great luck for the Indians that the games would have to be made up Monday when they should be resting up for the playoffs.

And what if they do have to play two make-up games, and Detroit ties with Baltimore for the second wild card, and they have to play a game 163 before the play-offs even start? Let's play three!

Of course, they will make every effort tonight and tomorrow to get the games in. And the showers, though heavy at times, are supposed to be intermittent.

Sep-28-16
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  WannaBe: <Phony Benoni> Saw that on ESPN. Quite some weather y'all have there.

While watching the game, I noticed the M. Cabrera got throw out at second while sliding feet first.

Then later in a stolen base attempt, (an Indian, I believe) slid head first and was safe.

Have there been anything conclusive as whether you should slide head or feet first?

I think it's just silly to slide feet first, especially everyone runs heads down, so you already have that slim 'head' start.

To go from running position and then slide feet first, the whole (body) motion seem counter to Newton's law.

Anyone have their 2 cents to throw in? I'm very curious about this.

Sep-28-16
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  saffuna: I can't say, except the headfirst slide is really rough on the body.

But the worst is the popup slide, because the runner is actually braking before touching the base.

Sep-28-16
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  Penguincw: Uh oh, Jays blow a 1-run lead in the 9th for the 3rd time in 4 games, so the Red Sox become the final team to clinch a division.

Seeding and wild cards still up for grabs.

Sep-28-16
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  Phony Benoni: When Ty Cobb first game up, it considered a grave breach of etiquette to slide head first. Shortstop K. . Elberfeld of of the New York Highlanders gently corrected him by coming fown with his knee on the back of Cobb's neck during a steal attempt. As young Tyrus was helped from the field, the ever sympathetic Mr. Elberfeld said, "Learn how to slide, you &#***(&&(&!!! kid!

Cobb recorded in his autobiography that they next time he slid feet first, knocked Elberfeld half-way to left field, and the latter said, "Now that's the way to play the game, kid!". And they got on fine after that. It was a different era.

Everybody slid feet first when I was growing up. Was it Pete Rose that started the head first fad? Well, you have a choice. Feet first, you break you ankle. Head first, you break your fingers and wrist. You get paid your money, you takes your choice.

Sep-28-16
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  Phony Benoni: Well, they're in another rain delay but they got through five innings with the Tigers up 6-3. It can rain all night now for all I care.

Unfortunately the Penguins lost to the Orioles, so they pick up on ground on Baltimore.

Sep-28-16
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  WannaBe: Please send your water to California, not to Louisiana, think the Pelican State have had enough wa-wa already.
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